Your Week One Pammy Nominees

Wednesday, September 09, 2009


Thanks as always for the help in compiling this quote, and thanks to Mark Jones, we're off to one heck of a start. Here are the quotes that need your votes (in no particular order). Be sure to choose wisely, and I'll let you know who jumped out to the early lead tomorrow afternoon.

Pam Ward Chronicles: Week One
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1. "If you're long, your never wrong."- Chris Spielman

2. "I want a stallion package"- Pam Ward

3.
"Jake Locker is part of Davie Jones Locker. thats a once in a lifetime play on words, folks." - Mark Jones

4. "Everything they've done defensively (Penn State) can be attributed to their defense."- Matt Devlin

5.
"Can blueturf cause insomnia, because Oregon is sure sleepwalking." - Bob Davie

6.
"I love seeing receivers using their hands to make the catch."- Kirk Herbstreit

7.
"When you see a hatless official showing us their beautiful foreheads, they are telling us that a player stepped out of bounds"- Petros Papadakis

8.
"The Tigers, like George and Weezy and Jefferson, moving on up!"- Mark Jones

9.
"The tight end gets used around here (Florida State) about as much as the guy selling snocones at the North Pole."- Brad Nessler

10. "How much do they charge for those t-shirts, 60, 70 bucks?" - Dave Pasch on shirts at OSU with Chris Spielman on them.
"I'm not a male model." - Chris Spielman

11. "Remember you can't spell touchdown, or Tolliver, without the T." - Mark Jones

12. "On a little jailbait....jailbreak screen."- Rod Gilmore

Posted by Awful Announcing at 11:16 AM

11 Comments:

How are the pammies scored?

SSReporters said...
Sep 9, 2009, 12:01:00 PM  

Herbie's comment actually makes sense.

GMoney said...
Sep 9, 2009, 12:05:00 PM  

We always argue about the hands thing, but if you think it makes sense then don't vote for it. Too much work to delete it.

Sep 9, 2009, 12:25:00 PM  

Mark Jones came to effing play this weekend!

James C. said...
Sep 9, 2009, 12:33:00 PM  

Glad Mark Jones didn't come to bake cookies.

Steve Smith said...
Sep 9, 2009, 4:51:00 PM  

Kirk Herbstreit wins this week's "Captain Obvious" quote, but my vote's going to Gilmore for the "Freudian slip" quote of the week.

Lord Benne said...
Sep 9, 2009, 6:12:00 PM  

Can we please correct the typo in Chris Spielman's quote? For all the criticism AA does of typos on TV...

Steve said...
Sep 9, 2009, 6:30:00 PM  

1. "If you're long, your never wrong."- Chris Spielman

Did he really say "your" instead of "you're?" He's stupid!

Scott said...
Sep 9, 2009, 6:33:00 PM  

Its Gilmore's "jailbait" line, and its not even close.

MikeT said...
Sep 9, 2009, 7:04:00 PM  

6. "I love seeing receivers using their hands to make the catch."- Kirk Herbstreit

Any football fan with an IQ over 2 understands exactly what Herbstreit means here, as many WRs use their body to catch the ball which is why they drop it or the ball gets deflected off their chest and shoulders.

Jason said...
Sep 9, 2009, 10:33:00 PM  

Except that's not what Matt Devlin actually said. I saw the tape. At halftime, he said that everything they'd gotten OFFENSIVELY had come off of their defense.

Kenn Tomasch said...
Sep 11, 2009, 12:12:00 PM  

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