Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Two

Saturday, September 12, 2009


Back again for week two. Great job in helping out last weekend, and I'll be around for most of the day to post the quotes as they happen. I'm still piling together the data from last weekend, but will post the winners underneath when I'm done.

Week Two Announcing Schedule
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"Todd Marijuanavich...er...Marivich."- Chris Fowler

"Georgia will kill South Carolina, by a Field Goal."- Lee Corso

"Drops it right over the pocket. If you had a pencil in your pocket, he puts it right in the pocket."- Doc Walker

"They love their classic rock in the Midwest."- Joel Myers (via 49er16)

"I noticed you moved closer to me." - Dave Pasch
"Yeah I moved closer to you. I'm fired up!" - Bob Griese
(via JFein)

"He gotta get his hands on that thing. He tried to catch it with his hands......with his pinkies together." - Ray Bentley (via JFein)

"You see the hole. You gotta get your rear end up in that hole."- Chris Spielman

"Balls are flying all over the place."- Dave Neal (via Joe)

"Clark took it right in the moustache." - Rece Davis (via SS)

"Special word: elusivity." - Pam Ward
"Is that a word" - Ray Bentley
"It is now." - Pam Ward
(via JFein)

"I need hair to gel."- Joel Myers (via 49er16)

"I gotta think that the USC Trojans are going to eat that one out."- Ray Bentley (via Bazooka)

"We've seen every part of the Dan LeFevour package." - Todd McShay (via JFein)

"You can go up in there with it two or three times, then you gotta pull it out." - Sonny Randle (via Bazooka)

"I don't know what I don't know."- Bob Griese

"If you're long, your never wrong, Bob."- Chris Spielman (TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!)

"Whatever the hell you call it...it's going to drive an offensive coordinator nuts." - Bob Griese on the Illegal Formation terminology used on penalties

"He used his body, his rear end, his friend." - Chris Spielman

"Al Toon, who had his football career cut short because of multiple concussions, hopes his son follows in his footsteps."- Dave Pasch

"You've got to get your eyes around and see what's coming in your face." - Todd Blackledge

"Maybe you and I should be calling this game."- Matt Millen

"I like smart quarterbacks. Especially smart quarterbacks with some athletic skills to go with it." - Mike Patrick

Posted by Awful Announcing at 10:58 AM

167 Comments:

Early one from Fowler on Gameday:

"Todd Marijuanavich...er...Marivich."

BCMike said...
Sep 12, 2009, 11:14:00 AM  

"They might bring this back and put it on.....the one inch line." - Ray Bentley

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:07:00 PM  

"They love their classic rock in the Midwest."-Joel Myers

49er16 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:10:00 PM  

"I noticed you moved closer to me." - Dave Pasch
"Yeah I moved closer to you. I'm fired up!" - Bob Griese

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:19:00 PM  

"That was a 30MPH pass right there."-Joel Myers

49er16 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:26:00 PM  

"He gotta get his hands on that thing. He tried to catch it with his hands......with his pinkies together." - Ray Bentley making no sense.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:31:00 PM  

"The kid [Matt Barkley] doesn't even know where the library is yet and they're running him out there against Ohio State."-Dave Pasch

mrosey1990 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:32:00 PM  

Not a Pammy really, but did anyone else notice the Premier League soccer host Georgie Bingham stumble her way through the college football promo?

"Michigan.....aga...State....against Michigan Central."

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:33:00 PM  
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JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:34:00 PM  

Fowler had this gem Thursday Night:

"This isnt Middle Tenn St." after Clemson's QB threw a pick into double coverage

And nice to see the first Doc Walker quote of the year, someone beat me to it.

And AA, when JMU beats my Twerps today I will be relly bitter. Time to unplug the fridge.

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:35:00 PM  

"It's not Mei-Mei?" - Ray Bentley
"No, it's Ma-ma." - Pam Ward talking about the pronounciation of a Central Michigan player named Tommy Mama.

Expect a whole set of gems to come from this one....

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:35:00 PM  

Andre Ware: "Troy has gotten a lot of hats to the football so far."

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:38:00 PM  

Every Rule In The Game is for the Offense Jason Sehorn.
Spoken Like a True Corner Back Dave Ryan.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:39:00 PM  

"Ones live one is phony."-Dave Laptham

"Please, call it a decoy."-Joel Myers

49er16 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:39:00 PM  

We're stuck watching that Stanford/Wake game in SD on Fox, while the US Open is on CBS.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:39:00 PM  

"Youre talking slobberknockin football folks this is it." Doc Walker after Stanford OL opens a huge hole for a 27 yd gain

"Welcome back to the Swamp, where we have some swampy conditions" - Whoever is doing PxP on Troy - FL

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:44:00 PM  

"whoever gets in better buckle up. theyre hitting out there." - Doc Walker

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:46:00 PM  

The PSU chant of "Paulus Sucks!", is making my day.

Sep 12, 2009, 12:46:00 PM  

PSU fans speak the truth.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:48:00 PM  

Eric Gordon, he came immediately. He shot through the gap." - Ray Bentley

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:49:00 PM  

Penn St Fans are the most honest fans in college football.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

I really wish I got the BTN, if for no other reason, just to hear that chant.....

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

" Our ACC crew will investigate whether or not that was a fumble". Dave Ryan huh Investigate is this Law and Order.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:53:00 PM  

"just a little bit away from this violence, some peace and tranquility" - Steve Martin as the camera shot was of a Wake student studying outside the school's chapel

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 12:58:00 PM  

"You want to be a big time player in this league, you need to have your motor cranked 24/7. You cant be a spectator in the middle of field." - Doc Walker

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:02:00 PM  

"And Ware...was right there." - Ray Bentley

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

Dave Lapham- "Moeaki would have had to had been Shaqueille O'Neal to catch that football."

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:10:00 PM  

Lapham: "5-9 208, another physical specimen."

Lapham: "He's a 208 pound guy with inate athletic ability."

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

Dave Ryan: calls Wallace Wade Stadium, Duke's stadium, "Wade Wallace Stadium."

Also, Sehorn: "That's called beating you with your eyes (on the last TD catch by Duke)"

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:14:00 PM  

"A great acting job. That's Academy Award worthy."-Dave Lapham.

49er16 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:16:00 PM  

Ultimate Warrior thats what he calls the QB of Army WWE Reference Dave Ryan.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

Dave Neal: "Balls are flying all over the place." "It has been a comedy of errors so far."

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:20:00 PM  

Not the Men of Troy Dave Ryan when talking about the Troy Florida game Dave Ryan.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:21:00 PM  

Whoa from 57 he made it.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

" I would like to find the statistics on a ball hitting the goal post" Jason Sehorn.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

"Clark took it right in the moustache." - Rece Davis

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  

"Michigan's playing them tough." - Pam Ward forgetting that Michigan does not play until later today.

And as I type that, Pammy and Ray-Ray give us another one.

"Special word: elusivity." - Pam Ward
"Is that a word" - Ray Bentley
"It is now." - Pam Ward

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:30:00 PM  

Charissa Thompson, for the BTN in the PSU-Syracuse game, asks Joe Paterno how the team can get any consistency. JoePa's reply: "By being consistent."

jp23 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:33:00 PM  

"I need hair to gel."-Joel Myers

49er16 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

"I gotta think that the USC Trojans are going to eat that one out." -Ray Bentley on USC/OSU

Bazooka Jones said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:40:00 PM  

I think Pam Ward and Ray Bentley are going to run away with the Pammies this year.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:40:00 PM  
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JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:42:00 PM  

"There's muscular Sparty with the band, who are not so muscular." Pam Ware

David said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:42:00 PM  

Andre Ware: "Tim Tebow has three touchdowns during the first quarter."

He had three touchdowns in the first half, not the first quarter.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:43:00 PM  

Did anyone watch the Oprah special with EA saying she thought her career was over?

Give me a break.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  

"We've seen every part of the Dan LeFevour package." - Todd McShay

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:47:00 PM  

Pretty small crowd at Wake Forest, maybe 25,000, if that at Groves Stadium.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

"You can go up in there with it two or three times, then you gotta pull it out." - Wow, Sonny Randle. Just wow.

"Tyrod Taylor, a very accomplished running back as well, out of that quarterback." -Sam Smith on literally the next phrase of the broadcast

Bazooka Jones said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

"Ray streaks down field." - Pam Ward

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:05:00 PM  

Sonny Randle: "Oh, those strides he's (Ryan Williams) taking!"

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:06:00 PM  

"You can get them real ugly, or you can get them real cute, but that offense will do it for you." Doc Walker

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:09:00 PM  

"I don't know what I don't know." Bob Griese

Gangsta D said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:11:00 PM  

"Just a bit outside." - Ray Bentley after a Central Michigan field goal ended up closer to the corner of the endzone than the uprights.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:17:00 PM  

Sam Smith- "Marshall will go nowhere but one yard."

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:25:00 PM  

We need a stat pack for those push ups Dave Ryan after Army made a field goal.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:25:00 PM  

"Everybody hanging out, getting ready for the fifth quarter of this game." - Dave Pasch as the game is set to start the 4th quarter.

I think we have a winner!

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:27:00 PM  

Can we just eliminate the Big Ten from football?

Make Penn State an independent.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:30:00 PM  

The fifth quarter is the thing they do at Wisconsin after the game.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:30:00 PM  

Oops, my bad. Completely disregard my Pasch "fifth quarter" comment.

/Not familiar with after game Wisconsin traditions.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:35:00 PM  

"You're long you're never wrong, Bob." - Chris Spielman

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:37:00 PM  

I was only pahing half attention, but did we just get a reprise of "if you're long, you're never wrong" from Spielman?

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:37:00 PM  

"If your long, your never wrong, Bob."-Spielman

That's two weeks in a row. Maybe it will win this week.....

49er16 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:37:00 PM  

Michael Kay: "Thatta boy," after the catch A-Rod made in the Yankees game.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:38:00 PM  

"And Wisconsin takes the lead back."-Dave Pasch

Um, that's Wisconsin's first lead.

49er16 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:41:00 PM  

"Wisconsin leading for the first time." - Dave Pasch

He got it right this time!

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:44:00 PM  

"He's not the best greatest runner in the world." - Bob Griese

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:47:00 PM  

"There aren't many plays for 3rd and 19." - Bob Griese

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:50:00 PM  

You eat now taste later" Sideline Reporter Greg Durso on Duke Army game.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:55:00 PM  

"Everything won't be normal again in college football until Notre Dame is back, Michigan is back, and all the old powers are back on top." - Bob Griese who apparently is not a big fan of change.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:56:00 PM  

":10 on the shot clock"- Matt Rosen, in the Eastern Michigan-Northwestern game, as NW is tied with a minute to go with this lowly team.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:57:00 PM  

"Remember that the clock does stop on first down." - Chris Spielman


Ugh.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 2:59:00 PM  

Matt Rosen: "Stefan Demos is a big-time player, now" (after his 50 yard FG, was shown on screen as a 34 yarder)

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:05:00 PM  

"Like a Bob Greise drive, right down the middle."-Spielman

49er16 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:06:00 PM  

" My DB complaining is about the consistency" Jason Sehorn.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:09:00 PM  

Wow. Pam Ward was quite late on that touchdown call.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:10:00 PM  

"Whatever the hell you call it...it's going to drive an offensive coordinator nuts." - Bob Griese on the Illegal Formation terminology used on penalties.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:14:00 PM  

Incredible action right now. This is nuts.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:20:00 PM  

"I have a huge chip on my shoulder." - Ray Bentley
"Yeah, I noticed." - Pam Ward

So not only is Bentley a C. Mich. alum, but he has a chip on his shoulder about being rejected by Michigan State? And ESPN assigns him to this game? Incredible.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:22:00 PM  

Bentley probably has money on the game.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:23:00 PM  

"He used his body, his rear end, his friend." - Chris Spielman

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:24:00 PM  

CENTRAL MICHIGAN WINS!!!

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:27:00 PM  

CENTRAL MICHIGAN LEADS WITH 3 SECONDS LEFT!!!!!!!!

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:28:00 PM  

IT'S OVER!!! CENTRAL MICHIGAN WINS!!!

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:29:00 PM  

The Big Ten Sucks against the MAC.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:30:00 PM  

I'm surprised that Matt Millen is allowed back in the state of Michigan...

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:37:00 PM  

Millen is the devil in Michigan.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:38:00 PM  

"Syracuse trying to do something to get a positive taste in their mouth." - Craig Coshun, Big Ten Network

Sep 12, 2009, 3:42:00 PM  

There's more BYU fans than Tulane in New Orleans.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:45:00 PM  

Missed FG by Notre Dame " Thats my tee shot" Sean McDounough.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:47:00 PM  

Sonny Randle: "One time, Sam, I heard a guy talking about a player being strong: and they said he was as strong as train smoke."

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 3:50:00 PM  

Michigan just scored on that TD, big kickoff return.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 4:21:00 PM  

Graphic error on ESPN they had the kick return as -6 yards how the hell do you have a kick return thats -6 yards.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 4:22:00 PM  

"Al Toon, who had his football career cut short because of multiple concussions, hopes his son follows in his footsteps."
Dave Pasch

AO said...
Sep 12, 2009, 4:24:00 PM  

"A little holdage." - Matt Millen

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 4:44:00 PM  

"He banged him out of bounds." - Sean McDonough

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 4:51:00 PM  

Washington up 21-6 on Idaho at halftime.

I CAN SENSE AN ACTUAL WIN!

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

Houston is shocking Oklahoma St. 20-7

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:03:00 PM  

Error on my last comment 24-7 Houston at half.

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:08:00 PM  

"You've got to get your eyes around and see what's coming in your face." - Todd Blackledge

WoodimusPrime said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:10:00 PM  

Poor fans on DirecTV missing Texas/Wyoming. You never know what might happen.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:27:00 PM  

Brad Nessler: "There's some lucky dribbles" (after Tennessee fumble). "You couldn't do that in a hundred more tries."

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:30:00 PM  

One 14 was looking at another 14 and the snap came early - Brad Nessler

InterPlace55 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:31:00 PM  

"The name on the back of the jersey says it all, Jahvid is simply the Best."- Jim Kozimor

How Kozimor keeps getting jobs in NoCal is simply amazing. The Kings fired him from their pregame show, but he keeps getting other jobs.

49er16 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:32:00 PM  

Sean McDonough " Punt It Wide Left" how the hell do yout punt it?

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:42:00 PM  

Matt Millen (Calling ND/Mich) - "Maybe you and I should be calling this game."

nymetsfan1226 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:44:00 PM  

"He's a football genius calling football."-Mike Pawlaski

The CSN Bay Area announcers are the worst.

49er16 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  
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Ted McCarver said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:56:00 PM  

"Jailbait... Jailbreak screen" - David Norrie channeling his inner Rod Gilmore.

Ted McCarver said...
Sep 12, 2009, 5:58:00 PM  

This Tom Glasgow guy on the UW game has the enthusiasm of a napkin. And he sounds like Kermit the Frog.

42-16 Huskies.


@ 49er16 we're apparently getting Brennaman/Billick for Seahawks/49ers.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 6:12:00 PM  

"The Cougars losing in Stanford." - Tom Glasgow on WSU's HOME loss to Stanford. He corrected himself though.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 6:13:00 PM  

Millen with a awkward quote " There is a Jock Strap on the Field".

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 6:18:00 PM  

BYU 54-3 Tulane needs to drop football NOW!

Jason said...
Sep 12, 2009, 6:24:00 PM  

The announcer on Oklahoma State: "Both teams in Oklahoma having problems in the first couple of weeks." What about Tulsa?

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 7:05:00 PM  

"Forcier....under duress and banged down!" - Sean McDonough

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 7:10:00 PM  

TOUCHDOWN MICHIGAN!!!!!

Wow the Big Ten has had a ton of close games and they are about to beat ND.

Sean McDonough has been great.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 7:17:00 PM  

On the South Carolina/Georgia game, they misspelled Eric Norwood's name on the Impact Players.

They spelled his name Eric Nrwood. Try and find a screengrab of that.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 7:20:00 PM  

Minnesota v. Air Force.

Wayne Larrivee: "DeLeon Eskridge. His mother named him after the explorer, Ponce DeLeon."

Chris Martin: "Well, he's exploring some holes right now."

Sean Stangland said...
Sep 12, 2009, 7:27:00 PM  

Everytime I listen to a Sean McDonough called game, I like him more and more.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 7:49:00 PM  

Give me USC in this game.

I have no faith in the Buckeyes anymore.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:03:00 PM  

Unless it's for 9/11 why are they airing the national anthem?

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:07:00 PM  

LOL JMU is beating Maryland 28-21.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:17:00 PM  

"Stefan.....BANGING HIS WAY towards the end zone!" - Musberger

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:19:00 PM  

Touchdown USC after a Pryor INT.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:20:00 PM  

@ SSR: If only he would have called his last name.......

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:20:00 PM  

"This was supposed to be a battle of 2 big-time defenses....somebody forgot to tell the offenses." - Mike Patrick

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:24:00 PM  

Fun game so far.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:30:00 PM  

Wow Jacksonville State is 9-7 up on Florida State in the 4th quarter.

SSReporters said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:34:00 PM  

"For USC, the importance of running the ball and moving the chains is so important." - Kirk Herbstreit being redundant.

And is it possible that Ohio State might actually not get blown out in this game? I have no idea who I want to win this game.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:36:00 PM  

Speilman heading for the Rudy Martzke Memorial All-Cliche Team with his "If you're long, you're never long" line.

JamesCraven said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:42:00 PM  

"They played their fannies off that night." - Brent Musburger

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:43:00 PM  

"We all know about Virginia Tech's special teams." - Mike Patrick after USC (the other one) fakes a punt, little early in the year for the cliche handbook.

"Ohio St not rolling over in this one" - Wendi Nix updating USC-Suckeyes , apparently her WWL (alleged) is complete.

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:44:00 PM  

Mike Patrick just called a kickoff a pooch punt.

Joe said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:45:00 PM  

Previous post should say "WWL (alleged) brainwashing is complete

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:47:00 PM  

Maryland and JMU are tied at 35.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:56:00 PM  

Tony McGee, on the new press box at Illinois:

"they have their own bathroom here [in the TV booth]."

And holy schnikes, Minnesota wearing those awfil urine colored unis.

JamesCraven said...
Sep 12, 2009, 8:56:00 PM  

"Steve Spurrier is frustrated because he wants to score six every time" - Blackledge

"He wants to score ten" - Patrick, as USC tries a FG.

And # 1 for Georgia, laat name is Smith he has great speed. He just got past most of the kick coverage and would have scored had he not fallen down, and he had another long run earlier.

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:01:00 PM  

"The Gamecocks have shown they are going after the strip at every opportunity." - Analyst of the Jacksonville St.-Florida St. game.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:04:00 PM  

My mistake its Craig james w/ Patrick

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:09:00 PM  

"When Herschel (Walker) was here, you knew he was getting it 30 times a game, and you couldnt stop it. Sometimes the obvious play is the best play" - Mike Patrick after GA scores a TD.

Amazing stat kick return yards :

USC 3 returns for 60 yards
GA 4 for 204 yards

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:14:00 PM  

Twerps are going to overtime with JMU.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:20:00 PM  

The randomness That Is mike Patrick (TRTIMP) strikes again.

BTW, what exactly is Britney doing with her life? ;-)

JamesCraven said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:24:00 PM  

@ JC: She's renting out a double wide to a family member....

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:26:00 PM  

"Faryland avoids the upset." - JMU-MD PbP guy on ESPN360 as Ferrara hit a game-winning field goal in OT to give the Twerps the win.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:33:00 PM  

Auburn leads Miss St 28-17, far cry from their 3-2 game last year.

Dont know if I ever noticed this before, but in daylight, Boise State's uniforms really blend into turf.

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:34:00 PM  

@JFein

Thankx for update, maybe if Twerps had lost, they would unplug the Fridge.

/ Bitter Twerps fan

jgreul said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:38:00 PM  

"I like smart quarterbacks. Especially smart quarterbacks with some athletic skills to go with it." - Mike Patrick

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:43:00 PM  

"Without question, Michigan clearly is a Forcier to be reckoned with." - Rich Eisen on Twitter.

Are tweets elligible for the Pammys as well?

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 9:47:00 PM  

"I don't think I have ever seen so many plays whistled dead 4 or 5 seconds in." - Mike Patrick

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 10:04:00 PM  

"Nobody ever pays attention to the deep snapper until he whiffs one." - Mike Patrick

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 10:07:00 PM  

Musburger is losing it.

He was talking about the 1974 Rose Bowl between USC and Ohio State and said the Buckeyes passed for 12 yards (while they were showing clips of long passes), and Archie Griffin ran for 14 yards (actually, he had 149). And this was a 42-21 game. LMAO.

pfunk880 said...
Sep 12, 2009, 10:38:00 PM  

"Gillmore came in and just creamed him." - Mike Patrick

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 10:40:00 PM  

Speaking of THE BRENT, like 2 minutes ago he stated that after Barkley took a hard hit, a timeout was called "because word came down from the top that he could use a blow." Yes, he said "a blow". What, did he think he was going to do a line of coke right there on the sideline?

Then, he plugged Monday Night Football and said, "Speaking of shoulders, Tom Brady's... is it ok?" Um Brent, I think you need to put down the scotch and not drink it during the game. I don't think it was his *shoulder* that caused him to miss basically all of last year.

Blair Russell said...
Sep 12, 2009, 10:41:00 PM  

"Cuff's gotta get better control of his body." - Craig James

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 10:52:00 PM  

"Mark Jones and Bob Davie are in the booth next to us giving you the 3-D experience. And now, welcome back to 2-D." - A plastered Brent Musburger.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 11:10:00 PM  

"Matt Barkley driving for a possible Hollywood ending." - Brent Musburger

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 11:19:00 PM  

"Right before your very eyes, you are watching a freshman grow up in front of this record setting crowd." - Brent Musburger, who apparently has a man crush on Spencer Pratt, er, Matt Barkley.

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 11:24:00 PM  

"Matt Markley is going to go on to have a great career." - Kirk Herbstreit

JFein said...
Sep 12, 2009, 11:30:00 PM  
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University said...
Sep 12, 2009, 11:50:00 PM  

"He stuck it in the hole."-Grant Napier, during the UC Davis-Montana game.

49er16 said...
Sep 13, 2009, 12:14:00 AM  

"These guys...they hit the books hard. They know why they are in college." - Petros Papadakis

JFein said...
Sep 13, 2009, 12:50:00 AM  

"He did a good job of getting down before he took it on the chin." - Petros Papadakis

JFein said...
Sep 13, 2009, 1:24:00 AM  

"There's a lot of stuff going on in the bottom of that pile." - Petros Papadakis
"I don't think I want to know what's going on in the bottom of that pile." - Barry Tompkins
"You don't." - Petros Papadakis

JFein said...
Sep 13, 2009, 1:35:00 AM  

Really awesome.
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Jhon said...
Sep 13, 2009, 2:41:00 AM  

I agree Millen's quote should be included, and I'll list the full quote since it's on my DVR >_>

"If you look real close, there's a jockstrap on the field, and it belongs to Darius Fleming."

SonicAD said...
Sep 13, 2009, 12:01:00 PM  

"I think that upstairs they realized that Matt Barkley needed a blow."-Brent Musberger after USC called a timeout when Barkley appeared to hurt his throwing arm.

beck2142 said...
Sep 13, 2009, 12:27:00 PM  

Hey, pfunk, for the record, Brent has been three sheets to the wind for a long time. Ask his friends Capt. Morgan and Jack Daniels.

JamesCraven said...
Sep 13, 2009, 2:39:00 PM  

This gem from Bob Davie on the USC-Ohio State 3D broadcast (talking about Ohio State's pass off option fake):

"That's a Taylor Mays play. Not a tailor made play. A Taylor Mays play."

Even in 3D Bob Davie still sucks. But the picture was pretty sweet.

ak482 said...
Sep 13, 2009, 6:37:00 PM  

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