Pam Ward Chronicles: Week Three

Saturday, September 19, 2009



Week Three Announcing Schedule
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"Javid Breast."- Chris Spielman (via 49er16)

"It's time to separate the platinum (bad teams) from the white (good teams) gold."- Desmond Howard (via Joe)

The hand signals allow him to call more things, they're like sign language - Bob Griese (via Matt)

"A lot of things were going on after that ball went in the endzone, er, out of bounds, and Carolina, er, North Carolina is going to get penalized." - Ray Bentley (via JFein)

"He's pulling out too soon."- Doc Walker (via Stewart)

"The team only seems to do well after the other team scores a touchdown." - Pam Ward (via JFein)

"You sure it's only a couple of games you're watching, you got 30 televisions there." - Dave Pasch to Rece Davis

"Clemson can get cute, but between the tackles theyre getting jiggy with it just bulldozing" - Doc Walker (via JGreul)

"That ball should not have been thrown. Everybody was coming." - Bob Griese

"I was impressed by his thickness." - Chris Speilman (via MJF3)

"He got most of those yardage in the first half." - Bob Griese (via JFein)

"You want everyone to send you cupcakes!"- Robert Smith
"I've already got plenty."- Wendy Nix

"Don't mistake these Ducks as decoys."- Ron Franklin (via 49er16)

"A drive is a victory for Tennessee."- Gary Danielson

"He bangs inside the 20." - Verne Lundquist, who put a very awkward emphasis on bangs (via JFein)

"So if you have to land that water plane on land how do you do it?"- Terry Gannon
"It has wheels on it"- David Norrie
(via BSPN)

"The talented Freshman, who was just in a highschool classroom twenty minutes ago."- Matt Millen

"He runs the ball with great bodyling."- Gary Danielson

"Tim Tebow with only 4 interceptions all last year's championship....year."- Verne Lundquist

"Husky fans looking for a little purple haze."- Terry Gannon (via BSPN)

"Unless it looks obvious, I'm eating a hotdog, and going with what the guy on the field had."- Gary Danielson on the replay booth

"2nd down is the NFL play action down. We'll see if Oakland counts as the NFL." - Gary Danielson (via Adam)

"He's got great eye vision."- Gary Danielson

"The extra point from 20 yards out...and Tennessee gets three." - Verne Lundquist (via Adam)

"David Nelson will get an ear feel from his coach."- Gary Danielson

"The bonzai offense, as they're now calling it here, a lot of the calls come from the sidelines."- Gary Danielson

"Its like Van Halen opening up for the Jonas Brothers"- David Norrie on the switch back from UT-FL to BC-CLEM

"This is not a good interchange...we go from Tracy Wolfson to Tim Brando. America is the loser."- Verne Lundquist (via Adam)

"He hurt his ankle in the first week of the game."- Pam Ward (via Jeremy)

"There have been Hollywood marriages that haven't lasted as long as the last few minutes of this half."- Bob Picozzi (via Joe)

"A bing, a bang, and a bong."- Gary Danielson
"Sounds like a late night college experience"- Verne Lundquist

"So it'll be 1st and ten at the 52 yard line..."- Todd Harris (via Mike)

"They (ARK) have some young receivers, that are pretty good lookin"- Todd Blackledge (via Stewart)

"We want to tell you about the latest upsate to date."- Wendy Nix

"His name might be Childs, but that was a man catch." - Brad Nessler (via JFein)

"Did you know that it's "National Talk Like A Pirate....Day"....today?"- Brent Musburger

Posted by Awful Announcing at 11:28 AM

148 Comments:

"Javid Breast."-Spielman

Um Chris, it's Best.

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:08:00 PM  

What's up with Spielman and his balls and breasts? Is he getting some before the telecasts??

jp23 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:14:00 PM  

"He had to swallow the ball" (after a Kyle Parker sack)- Steve Martin.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:15:00 PM  

Desmond Howard on College Gameday: "It's time to separate the platinum (bad teams) from the white (good teams) gold."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:17:00 PM  

"At this point, if it were tag, nobody would be able to touch him (CJ Spiller)" Doc Walker

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:18:00 PM  

"You heard the progress on Julio Jones, a big maybe." Cara Capuano.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:21:00 PM  

Mike Hogewood (ACC sideline reporter): "The players don't mind rain, they want a mud game. Sideline reporters: not so much."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:26:00 PM  

"When you start out like they are starting out, it certainly does work." - Chris Spielman talking about Cal arriving in Minnesota a day early to be better adjusted to the time.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:27:00 PM  

They just had a promo for ESPN Chicago.com on the ECU-UNC game. Or what Pam Ward says: "Da Bears!"

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:31:00 PM  

"When you have those balls on the ground, you gotta go get them." - Chris Spielman

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:32:00 PM  

"They could have had practice in there."-Greise

"At least walk throughs."-Spielman

Talking about Minnesota's new locker room.

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:35:00 PM  

The BTN is definitely not the Big Time Network. They had a graphic for the PSU-Temple game showing the coaches...and they got the names on the wrong coaches.

jp23 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:36:00 PM  

"Pressure causes leaks" - Doc Walker after Clemsons QB throws INT

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:39:00 PM  

Ray Bentley about the East Carolina offense going after UNC's defense: "You got to go right straight at them."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:40:00 PM  

The hand signals allow him to call more things, they're like sign language - Bob Griese

Matt said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:40:00 PM  

"And that sets the play to doom." Steve Martin.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

"Decker shaken up as he got hammered." - Dave Pasch

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:43:00 PM  

"Take that ball, run, eat it, take the loss, live to fight another down." Doug Chapman talking about Terrell Pryor on Ohio State-Toledo.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:45:00 PM  

"Big players make big plays in big games."-Spielman

Thanks, Chris.

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:46:00 PM  
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JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

Kenny Jackson on the Penn State-Temple game is interviewing players wearing famous numbers, and the guy doesn't know who played who.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

"A lot of things were going on after that ball went in the endzone, er, out of bounds, and Carolina, er, North Carolina is going to get penalized." - Ray Bentley

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 12:59:00 PM  

They were interviewing Kansas coach Bill Self on the Versus feed, with Ron Thulin.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:01:00 PM  

"I haven't taken a snap in 30 years, but that snap was disaster." Doc Walker

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

"He's pulling out too soon." Rick Walker

stewart said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

Why is ESPN so obsessed with showing Jahvid Best's mother?

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

"It takes a posse to bring him down" - Doc Walker on trying to tackle Clemson RB CJ Spiller

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:12:00 PM  

"The team only seems to do well after the other team scores a touchdown." - Pam Ward

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:13:00 PM  

Doc Walker, again: "Coach Brooks, the DL coach for Clemson, put some pepper in the grits of that defensive line."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:16:00 PM  

"they must have put some pepper in their grits theyre brining it"

"theyre going after it like a pack of wild animals" - Doc Walker on Clemsons DL play

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:17:00 PM  

"You sure it's only a couple of games you're watching, you got 30 televisions there." - Dave Pasch to Rece Davis

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:18:00 PM  

"He thinks he's in the Metrodome right now." - Dave Pasch on a Minnesota player who got completely whalloped while fielding a punt.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

"clemson can get cute, but between the tackles theyre getting jiggy with it just bulldozing" - Doc Walker on Clemsons OL

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:24:00 PM  

"I think that Mike Riley has done a really good job." - Lou Holtz talking about Cal QB Kevin< Riley.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  
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JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  

@JFein, did you hear Reece correct Dr. Lou real quickly after he said that?

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:33:00 PM  

Charles Davis: "Michigan might want to put a foot on Eastern Michigan's throat in the 2nd half."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:33:00 PM  

@ 49er16: Yes. And then Lou quickly repeated the correction. Too funny.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:36:00 PM  

"If anybody should throw a Hail Mary, it should be BC. Theyve had a little success with it" - Doc Walker at the end of first half, winner of dated reference award

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

About two hours to Grandpa Verne and Crazy Uncle Gary.

I wonder which QB's mom Danielson will make innappropriate comments about this year

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 1:48:00 PM  

"Kevin Riley just got off the phone with Spielman, who said 'hand it off to Best'." - Dave Pasch

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 2:16:00 PM  

"You're going to see a hole open up." - Chris Spielman

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 2:18:00 PM  

"That ball should not have been thrown. Everybody was coming." - Bob Griese

That's definitley a good reason to not throw the ball....

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 2:24:00 PM  

The not ready for Big Time Network announcer(Ari Wolfe) after Penn State kicks a field goal extending its lead to 24-6, "Temple extends the lead 24-6"

And we wonder why the BTN is not on most cable outlets...

jp23 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 2:24:00 PM  

They're in a lightning delay at the Clemson game. Strangely, living in the same state, 200 miles away, there's nothing going on. Barely a cloud in the sky.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 2:24:00 PM  

Will Merritt (Clemson analyst): "The assistant coaches are coming out, and this delay is somewhat coming to an end."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 2:36:00 PM  

"I was impressed by his thickness." - Chris Speilman, Cal-Minn

Sep 19, 2009, 2:36:00 PM  

Hate to do this to you Kenny.

Kenny Jackson: "The game hasn't changed that much."

Not even 1 minute later: "The game has changed, the game has evolved."

joepadon said...
Sep 19, 2009, 2:46:00 PM  

"He got most of those yardage in the first half." - Bob Griese, not an English major.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 3:03:00 PM  

Pete Yanity, Clemson PBP: "They got to run that clock and put the hay in that garage."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 3:15:00 PM  

"Don't mistake these Ducks as decoys."-Ron Franklin

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 3:32:00 PM  

Oh boy. We're stuck watching that ugly Clemson game till the end, while Tennessee-Florida is relegated to online and radio here in Charleston.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 3:32:00 PM  

" My Hair Looks good" Sean Farnham

Jason said...
Sep 19, 2009, 3:33:00 PM  

Another lightning delay in the Clemson game.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 3:34:00 PM  

Stupid lightning! I want to watch Florida!!!

Sep 19, 2009, 3:42:00 PM  

In Charleston, they cut to the Florida game to show during the delay.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  

Gators took the opening drive of the game down the field for a FG. 3-0 Gators.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 3:50:00 PM  

Okay sweet....it's on now.

Sep 19, 2009, 3:54:00 PM  

"He bangs inside the 20." - Verne Lundquist, who put a very awkward emphasis on bangs.

And to those stuck watching lightning, the Vols are driving inside the redzone.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:00:00 PM  

"So if you have to land that water plane on land how do you do it?" Terry Gannon
"It has wheels on it" David Norrie

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:01:00 PM  

"You think about when he was running the show with the Cougars" Terry Gannon

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:07:00 PM  

"The opened up huge holes" Terry Gannon

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:14:00 PM  

"they are going to have to rely on sloppy ball handling by USC" David Norrie

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:21:00 PM  

"Husky fans looking for a little purple haze" Terry Gannon

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:27:00 PM  

"Its like Van Halen opening up for the Jonas Brothers" David Norrie

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:33:00 PM  

Hahahaha what was that about BSPN?

Sep 19, 2009, 4:36:00 PM  

"Back to Eugene Washington" - Ron Franklin


And the geniuses at the ABC Philadelphia station decided that USC-Wash was a better game than NEB-VT

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:38:00 PM  

"2nd down is the NFL play action down. We'll see if Oakland counts as the NFL." - Gary Danielson

Adam said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:39:00 PM  
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Adam said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:40:00 PM  

(on a UT field goal)

"The extra point from 20 yards out...and Tennessee gets three." - Verne Lundquist

*note: he did correct himself...you know, eventually.

Adam said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:41:00 PM  

"If I was unsure as a replay official, I'd go with the call on the field." - Danielson, thank you Capt Obvious thats supposed to happen

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:41:00 PM  

They went back from the Florida game back to Clemson on our station here in Charleston.

They cut-in during the middle of a commercial (missed a Clemson FG), and haven't come back.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:44:00 PM  

"Tebow was almost be headed."- Verne

I think the nation would like to see that.

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:46:00 PM  

"Here they come....and they will go." - Verne Lundquist

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:47:00 PM  

"You got a boat ready for us" Norrie
"Of course I do" Gannon

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:48:00 PM  

"This is not a good interchange...we go from Tracy Wolfson to Tim Brando. America is the loser." -Verne Lundquist

Adam said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:56:00 PM  

"You are something special Verne" - Brando in response

"Of the Matthews clan,just like everybody else he's gonna be good" - Ron Franklin on Oregon LB Casey Matthews

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 4:59:00 PM  

Craig James about Dancing with the Stars (AZ-IOWA): "I just crack up when I see former athletes on there. I love it."

Mike Patrick: "If you were on it would we laugh or go oh my golly, this guy can dance?"

Craig: "We would say that this dude has a little shake and bake to him. He can do it."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:01:00 PM  

" I am going to follow Sam when I get home I am a big tweeter". Sean Farnham talking about FCS sideline reporter Samatha Steele.

Jason said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:03:00 PM  

From Thursday night: Chris Fowler on opening: "They (Miami) barbequed Florida State in the opener."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:05:00 PM  

Citadel play-by-play guy, Darren Goldwater: "The Citadel players and coaches are getting half a suntan on this 65 degree day."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:11:00 PM  

(ND in the I-Formation)--> "Notre Dame comes out in the Wildcat formation." -Tom Hammond

stewart said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:13:00 PM  

David Norrie was talking about Jimmy Hendrix opening up for The Monkeys, when their trivia question was asking about Jimmy Hendrix playing in Seattle not the UT-FL game.

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:24:00 PM  

I'm listening to the Princeton game, and the student section is chanting "Ole!" "Ole!" "Ole!" through the 4th quarter, as they're losing 24-7.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:29:00 PM  

The first down option play was defensed beautifully by the Tennessee defense. - Gary Danielson

Klaris said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:29:00 PM  

Holy crap I think Washington can win this game.


/Kiss of death

SSReporters said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:29:00 PM  

Isnt it a little early for USC to lose to a PAC-10 team they should handilt beat ?

Who am I kidding ? My Twerps barely beat James Madison, and have a one point lead on Middle Tennessee

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:40:00 PM  

"That's a frustration penalty."-Dave Lapham

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:40:00 PM  

"He split the wickets on that throw" David Norrie

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:52:00 PM  

Two quotes from Farnham
1 " Colorado Cowboys".
2. " Is that the concussion talking? Or Hawkins Talking?"

Jason said...
Sep 19, 2009, 5:54:00 PM  

"Listen to this crowd." - Terry Gannon as music starts playing in the background.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:02:00 PM  

"I dont see many receivers coming out of high school...the lunch line with the receiving ability of Johnson" David Norrie

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:10:00 PM  

Some classic head scratchers from Pam Ward during UNC vs. ECU:

"He hurt his ankle in the first week of the game."

"...completes a little pass."

"You take the 18 yard punt over the blocked punt...not much better."

"Meanwhile ECU is trying to score an offensive point for the 1st time this season." -late in the 4th. quarter after ECU had already scored 2 touchdowns on offense in the game.

Jeremy said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:10:00 PM  

"A 6-4-3 double play."- Terry Gannon, talking about a deflected pass.

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:12:00 PM  

"This isn't football, this is lawn ball." - David Norrie on Jake Locker recovering a snap that bounced off the turf in front of him.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:13:00 PM  

" You meet girls on Myspace to Yogi Roth" Samantha Steele.

Jason said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:31:00 PM  

I'm pretty sure Danielson said Tennessee's running back runs with "great body LEAN", not "bodyling." makes a bit more sense that way.

Farva077 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:32:00 PM  

"Corner backs hate it when receivers go down low on them" color commentator for MD/MTS game on ESPN360

Kstacks said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:35:00 PM  

Bob Picozzi (FIU-Rutgers)- "There have been Hollywood marriages that haven't lasted as long as the last few minutes of this half."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:37:00 PM  

What a win for Washington, biggest upset of the year so far.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:49:00 PM  

"It's the beginning of what is going to be a big night of partying" John Saunders

bspn said...
Sep 19, 2009, 6:56:00 PM  

Tommy Suggs (South Carolina announcer): "2001 will be here right in a minute."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 7:01:00 PM  

That was a bing, bang, bong play - Gary Danielson

(followed by Verne Lundquist saying)
That sounds more like a late night activity

Timothy said...
Sep 19, 2009, 7:04:00 PM  

Andy Demetra (PBP announcer for SC-FAU game): "The sun is soon to set under a satin sky."

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 7:06:00 PM  

@timothy

Verne said something like "that sounds like what'll happen on campus later"

Brandon said...
Sep 19, 2009, 7:22:00 PM  

How do you recruit a quarterback out of high school?
--Lou Holtz

AO said...
Sep 19, 2009, 7:24:00 PM  

Quick, someone post another comment referring to 'coming' or a possible penis reference. Those never get old!

AlexisSerna said...
Sep 19, 2009, 7:24:00 PM  

"He (Kiffin) may not get to sing Rocky Top, how about R-E-S-P-E-C-T ? for his team ? " - Danielson at the end of UF / UT

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 7:35:00 PM  

"We'll see if that comes back" - Glen Parker

"Like a bad meal ?" - Joe B

"It'll give the coaches indigestion" - Glen Parker

After FL St misses extra point

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 7:43:00 PM  

Big rain delay in Auburn.

Joe said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:06:00 PM  

Todd Blackledge: "They (ARK) have some young receivers, that are pretty good lookin"

stewart said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:11:00 PM  

How does Potts hit five different receivers on the first drive?

Sep 19, 2009, 8:19:00 PM  

"Guess I'll have more work to do" - Joe B

"And I'll have less football to watch" - Glen Parker

After a promo for VS hockey coverage, during FSU / BYU

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:24:00 PM  

HAHAHAHA!!! Epic fail by the Maryland Terrapins!

SSReporters said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:28:00 PM  

Nate Newton's son plays for Texas? Well, we know who provides the weed for the Longhorns.

Mal said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:29:00 PM  

"His name might be Childs, but that was a man catch." - Brad Nessler

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:30:00 PM  

@SSR

Be nice I'm having a great start to the football season between the Twerps and the Deadskins.

Is it hockey season yet ? Oh wait the Capitals will just lose another rigged series to St Cindy of the Confluence (Crosby)

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:32:00 PM  

Time for DC sports to experience the pain we went through in Seattle.

SSReporters said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:38:00 PM  

@jgreul: How 'bout those Nats? Sorry to throw a little more gas on that fire.

Mal said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:39:00 PM  

Hahaha what pain you went through in Seattle? Having Steve Largent retire???

Sep 19, 2009, 8:40:00 PM  

@Mal

Havent followed baseball in at least 10 yrs. And I was an Orioles fan when I did. No Nats, moved out of area before they came along

jgreul said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:44:00 PM  

And if you're a true O's fan, you don't just "become" a Nats fan.

Sep 19, 2009, 8:50:00 PM  

"Some(fans) decided to stay at their own risk. Those ones right there."

-Mark Jones

Allen said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:51:00 PM  

Tech players looking to "find grass"? Look in the opposing backfield for your supplier.

Mal said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:53:00 PM  

"We saw lighting strikes about an hour ago Bob, well lighting just struck again."-Mark Jones, after a West Virginia touchdown.

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:55:00 PM  

Holy Queer Eye, Bat Man. What is Herbstreit wearing!!!!!

Mal said...
Sep 19, 2009, 8:56:00 PM  

Can Jordan Shipley free style like Herbie?

Mal said...
Sep 19, 2009, 9:06:00 PM  

"Out of nowhere, he comes right up into the hole." - Todd Blackledge

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 9:10:00 PM  

"He was streaking along the sideline....and Cox threw it to the sideline." - Brad Nessler trying to explain an incomplete pass.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 9:11:00 PM  

@ AA...how about all of 2008? Winless football team. 4-12 Seahawks. 101 loss Mariners. U-Dub missed the NCAA tournament.


2009? We rock.



BTW 49er16....McFedries got submitted in round 2 by Drwal via rear naked choke. He finally goes past round 1 and he absolutely gasses.


You can catch the other fight on Spike.

SSReporters said...
Sep 19, 2009, 9:17:00 PM  

On a booth review

"If I was them, I would go with the call on the field, unless it was clear that the call was wrong."

locklesslocker said...
Sep 19, 2009, 9:18:00 PM  

"The Hogs were bringing everyone from the pasture all the way onto the field." - Brad Nessler after Arkansas brought the blitz and sacked Joe Cox.

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 9:29:00 PM  

Blackledge: "The tackle explodes when he comes to Joe Cox".

Mal said...
Sep 19, 2009, 9:30:00 PM  

"They brought everyone from the pasture on that one."-Brad Nessler

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 9:30:00 PM  

"Here's a 4th down and 6 for the Merry Pirate"

--Brent, in reference to Mike Leach

dws said...
Sep 19, 2009, 9:34:00 PM  

Earlier today from Gannon...

"The season is on the line here for USC."



UFC 103 prelim card > Football tonight

SSReporters said...
Sep 19, 2009, 9:46:00 PM  

"I wish I could have taken the bone home for my dog."-Blackledge

He was talking about the steak he ate for his Taste of the Town segment.

49er16 said...
Sep 19, 2009, 10:07:00 PM  

Ye be walkin' the plank for that, Musburger...arrrrr...

Getting in the spirit of the Talk Like a Pirate Day.

JamesCraven said...
Sep 19, 2009, 10:20:00 PM  

And I got Soutrhern California-Washington instead of Nebraska-Virginia Tech. And Gannon-Norrie is ten times worse than The Randomness That Is Mike Patrick, even though my verification word is "BLISS" it was not

JamesCraven said...
Sep 19, 2009, 10:23:00 PM  

"Aspeaking of errant, let's go to Erin!" - Brad Nessler

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 10:39:00 PM  

"He's got an eye patch, I'm sorry, an ice pack, over his forehead." - Erin Andrews

Fitting that it's National Talk Like A Pirate Day.....

JFein said...
Sep 19, 2009, 10:52:00 PM  

Zachary stepped out of bounds at the 81 yard line.
--Mark jones

AO said...
Sep 19, 2009, 11:06:00 PM  

Captain Three Sheets To The Wind promoting ESPN's College Gameday Final: "Hard to believe Dr. Lou [Holtz] stays up after midnight..."

And he still hangs around with Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan.

JamesCraven said...
Sep 19, 2009, 11:40:00 PM  

And of course, M-m-m-m-m-mookie, there wasn't a Seattle Sounders FC on the pitch in 2008 in MLS...

JamesCraven said...
Sep 19, 2009, 11:42:00 PM  

"They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well this one has been served cold and wet." - Mark Jones, making an allusion to the weather and the 1-hour delay it had cause of the downpour of rain.

JFein said...
Sep 20, 2009, 12:11:00 AM  

"Let him get behind his legs." - Petros Papadakis

JFein said...
Sep 20, 2009, 12:19:00 AM  

Two comments from the game on CBS College Sports, which is actually a Mountain Network broadcast that they're simulcasting. It's my first time seeing that network and if it wasn't for the dodgy camerawork and the fact that their graphics never list the down and distance, it isn't half-bad for a lower-level broadcast.

Anyway, the first comment came from one of the announcers after a Hawaii player got flagged for taunting. He said, "I guess he's not following the 'ohana' spirit" then elaborated to say that 'ohana' is a Hawaiian term meaning "family".

Then, just a few minutes ago, after a UNLV running back absorbed a hit and stayed in bounds for a few extra yards to get a first down, one of them said, "... that's because he's got power... (he paused for a moment) below the waist."

Blair Russell said...
Sep 20, 2009, 1:45:00 AM  

From the Helmet Stickers segment of College Football Final:

Lou Holtz: "Mine goes to Jahvid Best, the running back from ... (1.5 seconds of silence). Tremendous job today, 131 yards, 5 touchdowns as Oregon beats Minnesota."

JeffHCross said...
Sep 20, 2009, 2:09:00 AM  

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