Create The Caption #386

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Kobe Bryant....you are.... NOT THE FATHER!"- That's My Story....

"You aren't getting any special treatment until I see a $4 million ring on this finger!"- Wade Robertson

"CUT! Kobe, this is a documentary. Stop over-acting!"- D Whit

"I've never commited a foul in my entire life. How could you call one on me now?"- J Freak
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Commissioners David J. Stern, Bud Selig, Roger Goodell and Gary B. Bettman, pose for a photo before the Wall Street Journal's "The Future of Sports" symposium?


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Say Goodbye To The Coyotes, Phoenix (Newswire)
Where Amazing Happens With Kenny Smith (Nets Are Scorching)
A Look At UFC Busts (Cage Potato)
Girls In Baseball? (Rumors and Rants)
The Evolution of Cheryl Miller's Hair (No Guts No Glory)
Lightning Strikes A German Soccer Game (Sports Rubbish)
Name That Bobblehead! (Simon on Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:29 PM

65 Comments:

Pictured - The movers and shakers of modern sports today. Also pictured - Gary Bettman.

Nuk said...
May 6, 2009, 1:00:00 PM  

War, Famine, Pestilence and Death emerged from their meeting confident that their "end of days" strategy for managing their leagues will result in greater revenues and an enhanced fan experience.

Brandon said...
May 6, 2009, 1:05:00 PM  

Goodell to Selig: Come on Bud, Gillette, the best a man can get."

Brad James said...
May 6, 2009, 1:22:00 PM  

Not pictured: Satan.

GMoney said...
May 6, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

Three Jews and a Republican walk into a bar...

William said...
May 6, 2009, 1:30:00 PM  

Anyone gonna tell Bettman they're towing his zamboni outside?

May 6, 2009, 1:36:00 PM  

David Stern has found a lineup that makes him look trustworthy AND competenet!

Matt said...
May 6, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

*One of these things is not like the others.
*One of these things doesn't belong.
*Can you tell which thing is not like the others.
*By the time we finish this song...
*Did you guess which thing is not like the others.
*Did you guess real hard with all your might.
*Well, If you guessed this thing (on the right)is not like the others. Then I think your right.

Is the thing on the right a flapping head with beady little eyes?

Kelly said...
May 6, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  

The commissioners of the four major North American professional sports re-enact everyone's favorite scene from Total Recall. A man with three boobs.

Nick said...
May 6, 2009, 1:45:00 PM  

Stern to Goodell, "Why don't we ditch Bettman at the restaurant and stick him with the bill."

nms said...
May 6, 2009, 1:47:00 PM  

Bettman (to himself): That's right, Gary, just keep doing exactly what Goodell does....

Rex Banner said...
May 6, 2009, 1:48:00 PM  

Bettman: *whispering to Goodell* "One of us! One of us!..."

wishbonec said...
May 6, 2009, 1:49:00 PM  

If this is the "Future of Sports," why isn't Mine That Bird in place of Gary Bettman?

Mr. ONU said...
May 6, 2009, 1:52:00 PM  

Goodell to Selig: I thought you said we were ditching Frenchy and bringing in Vince McMahon?

Graig Mansfield said...
May 6, 2009, 1:53:00 PM  

Bettman:"Want me to ruin your guy's leagues too!"

Goodell:"Hey Stern, I could handle the crimminals in your league."

Selig:"At least you guys don't have genital herpes."

Stern:"Hey Goodell, I could handle the crooked refs in your league."

49er16 said...
May 6, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

Generalissimo Goodell: "You're grabbing my ass because I'm doing such a good job with the NFL or...?"
Selig: "Uh, yeah. That's sounds right. Th-that's my custom with everybody."

May 6, 2009, 1:59:00 PM  

One more...

Goodell: (to Bettman) "Wait... don't tell me... I know this one... you are... you're the hockey guy, right?"

Bettman: "That is correct, Goodell! You're smarter than Comcast gave you credit for. Speaking of which... can you loan me $2.50 for bus fare? Stern stole my change jar and shared it with Selig to fund Yankee Stadium's stimulus package"

wishbonec said...
May 6, 2009, 2:01:00 PM  

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

barbie said...
May 6, 2009, 2:05:00 PM  

Mount Rushmore, if you're looking through the wrong side of the binoculars.

James said...
May 6, 2009, 2:06:00 PM  

Gary's big day...THREE interviews for internships in ONE AFTERNOON!

Berbalerbs said...
May 6, 2009, 2:11:00 PM  

Not pictured: The Commissioner of the More Taste League who is passed out on the floor.

Wade Robertson said...
May 6, 2009, 2:15:00 PM  

Doc, Dopey, Grumpy and Bashful while on a trip to NYC (not pictured, Snow White, Happy, Sleepy and Sneezy)

May 6, 2009, 2:35:00 PM  

duck, duck, duck... goose.

joeldabrowski said...
May 6, 2009, 2:47:00 PM  

Goodell: Don't worry, guys. You can work for the NFL when your leagues no longer exist...but not you Stern...you went to Rutgers...

Sal said...
May 6, 2009, 2:54:00 PM  

Here stands the most powerful and recognizable group of commissioners in all of team sports........oh, and and Gary Bettman too.

May 6, 2009, 2:56:00 PM  

Roger Goodell is a lifelong admirer of the Three Stooges. Here he's seen getting photographed with his idols.

Peter said...
May 6, 2009, 3:02:00 PM  

from left to right: not good, terrible, good, who is that?

Dusto Magnifico said...
May 6, 2009, 3:21:00 PM  

pictured: 4 men who know nothing about sports

The J said...
May 6, 2009, 3:41:00 PM  

Little known fact, Gary Bettman also served as the caterer as well as Roger Godell's personal ass-wiper.

Nick said...
May 6, 2009, 3:42:00 PM  

"Everybody who likes hockey, raise your hand. Good."

Down Goes Brown said...
May 6, 2009, 4:00:00 PM  

Moe, Larry, Curly, and Shemp!

Martin said...
May 6, 2009, 4:18:00 PM  

Keeping it real, yo!

BF said...
May 6, 2009, 4:33:00 PM  

Goodell: Watch me alienate my fans better than all of you put together when I move the Super Bowl to London!

Cason said...
May 6, 2009, 4:34:00 PM  
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May 6, 2009, 4:34:00 PM  

Goodell: Bettman? Seriously? Who's next, those clowns from BASEketball

May 6, 2009, 4:36:00 PM  

Hey, little guy on the right!! Get out of my shot!! This is professional sports commissioners ONLY.

Scott said...
May 6, 2009, 5:28:00 PM  

Stern: So I told Gary "You should TOTALLY take over the NHL and expand into southern markets. It'll be brilliant!" Remember that? How's Phoenix working out for you?

Bettman: ...

Badstreet said...
May 6, 2009, 5:40:00 PM  

Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you...

Anthony said...
May 6, 2009, 5:42:00 PM  

Stern: Who invited Bettman? Get out of here, this is a summit for real Commissioners.

Goodell: Yeah! It'd be like Dennis Kucinich showing up at a summit of Presidents.

Jesse said...
May 6, 2009, 5:44:00 PM  

Not a caption, just an observation. The commissioners the taller the commissioner is the more popular his sport is. Goodell, then Bud, then Stern, then Bettman.

For Hockey to become popular again they are going to need a 7 foot commish.

Alex said...
May 6, 2009, 7:04:00 PM  

so much for diversity

tamtam said...
May 6, 2009, 7:04:00 PM  

The Three Commissioners travel to Russia to meet with Putin.

ryan said...
May 6, 2009, 7:38:00 PM  

Goodell(to himself): Why did I have to tell Bettman about this. I figured he wouldn't show up anyway, its not the future of canada symposium. Now I look like a giant, cuz he just had to stand next to me.

Schneider said...
May 6, 2009, 8:11:00 PM  

Goodell: "So what you guys are saying is that I have to shut my league down for a year before you give me my decoder ring?"

Pip said...
May 6, 2009, 8:24:00 PM  

Commissioners David Stern, Bud Selig, and Roger Goodell pose for a photo with the wife of NHL star Sidney Crosby.

N--k G-----n said...
May 6, 2009, 9:50:00 PM  

selig: haha, the major league soccer commish thinks he's in the shot...

stern: so does bettman...

May 6, 2009, 10:19:00 PM  

thought bubbles)
Stern:...jackasses
Selig:...jackasses
Goodell:...jackasses
Betteman:Hurry uuuuuuuuup I wanna see Sidneeyyyyyyy

Frigidevil said...
May 7, 2009, 9:17:00 AM  

You see four commissioners; I see the next Guitar Hero commercial.

Adam said...
May 7, 2009, 9:49:00 AM  

Selig: Alright, next photo, no pants! Who's with me?

Adam said...
May 7, 2009, 9:51:00 AM  

Pictured above: the top four candidates to replace the gynecologist Steelers fan on Price is Right.

Adam said...
May 7, 2009, 9:54:00 AM  

Selig: "Hey Gary you wanna see Star Trek with me on Friday? Trekkies unite."

Roger Goodell muttering under his breath: "Wow these guys are complete tools."

Simon said...
May 7, 2009, 11:07:00 AM  

When Bill Gates had to drop out of the photo shoot with Stern, Goddell and Bettman unexpectedly, luckily the stand-in was available.

Adam said...
May 7, 2009, 11:44:00 AM  

This could be a Viagra spot and no one would know the difference.

Adam said...
May 7, 2009, 11:47:00 AM  

Pictured: David Stern, Bud Selig, Roger Goodell, and ... and..... and.... Some one get security, we gotta keep these crazy randoms from jumping into these pictures.

May 7, 2009, 11:55:00 AM  

The four commissioners gather to announce the unprecedented. They've combined baseball, football, basketball, and hockey all into 1 sport and they're planning on scheduling the first ever game of basefootskethockeyball in a remote village in Vanuatu.

Roger Goodell plans to have the championship game in Tunisia.

SSReporters said...
May 7, 2009, 11:57:00 AM  

The Apocalypse draws nigh...

foos said...
May 7, 2009, 12:39:00 PM  

no, no, no and no

TINWA said...
May 7, 2009, 12:40:00 PM  

Is this the new picture from the opening scene just before Leslie Nielsen comes in and kicks everyone's ass in the remake of the first Naked Gun movie? By the way, Marcus Allen wants more money to play Dreben's partner

JDM said...
May 7, 2009, 7:18:00 PM  

Roger: Hey Gary, nice suit! Do you know if they make it in a men's size?

sideshowPA said...
May 7, 2009, 8:28:00 PM  

Bettman is trying to hide his boner...

Brian said...
May 8, 2009, 12:33:00 AM  

Selig just crapped himself but is delightfully pleased with his decision to wear Depends for this photo-op. Well played Bud... Well played...

Brian said...
May 8, 2009, 12:37:00 AM  

Smile, we've got hookers!

Brian said...
May 8, 2009, 12:44:00 AM  

Present, past, future, and is that still around?

Paul said...
May 8, 2009, 11:25:00 AM  
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JFreak said...
May 8, 2009, 4:26:00 PM  
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