Create The Caption #380

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"So - now I know what it feels like to have 40,000 people mentally undress me. Back to you in the booth, Jon..."- Nuk

"The Yankees add another point of shame to their recent resume of failure: Erin Andrews visits the Mets' new stadium rather than theirs."- Mr. UNO

"Hi John, I'm sitting in the section of seats which are actually located in the Mets Bullpen. These seats have some of the best views in Citi Field, but by sitting here, you agree to be called in to pitch for the Mets at any time."- Rex Banner

Woman on the far right: "Take off those glasses right now! I know you're looking at Erin Andrews!"- Sal
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Isiah Thomas taking to ESPN today?


Your Daily Links:

Chris Cooley Has A Reality Show (DC Sports Bog)
Another Look Into Nick Swisher's Pitching Experiment (Yanks Go Yard)
Travis Henry Cops A Plea (Deuce Of Davenport)
So Long To Your MLB Childhood (More Hardball)
What Do The Van Gundy Brothers Do For Fun? (Global Sports Fraternity)
Should Ali Apologize To Frazier? (BSO)
Jim Calhoun Sponsors Interesting Products (Real Clear Sports)
Shaq Gets Pranked (TPS)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:31 PM

31 Comments:

Who's my sexatary?.....uh I mean secretary.

BHill said...
Apr 15, 2009, 12:42:00 PM  

Florida International?

This isn't Temple?

What the hell is that writing behind me then?

Six Packed said...
Apr 15, 2009, 12:47:00 PM  

With the ink on his contract still wet, Isiah heads to his first official visit... the Delta Kegger.

foos said...
Apr 15, 2009, 12:51:00 PM  

Now that Isiah has arrived at campus, any freshman girl who has yet to turn 18 is required to wear a warning label identifing her as a minor at all times.

foos said...
Apr 15, 2009, 12:53:00 PM  

I'm WHERE?!?! Aw man, I am going to kill my agent!

Nate said...
Apr 15, 2009, 12:53:00 PM  
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Apr 15, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

"Given some time, I will fuck this shit up... I mean, even more than it's already fucked up.

Popcorn, anyone?"

Da Big D said...
Apr 15, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

I'm just excited to shlep myself down to Florida, even though it's full of Goyim. I accomplished bubkis in New York, and the whole situation was fahklumpt. Plus I hear there are many beautiful shiksas on the FIU campus.

nikralm17 said...
Apr 15, 2009, 12:58:00 PM  

"I was trying to use this job to leverage more money out of the Clippers but they realized I sucked... so now I'm here. Excuse me but I have to go to the pharmacy to pick up some sleeping pills for my, um... daughter."

Apr 15, 2009, 12:59:00 PM  

A past so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Gabriel said...
Apr 15, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  

I have been to the Florida in America before, but I am excited to be here at the Florida in Internationl today for the first time.

Mal said...
Apr 15, 2009, 1:36:00 PM  

I did not accept this position. It was my daughter that accepted this job.

GMoney said...
Apr 15, 2009, 1:36:00 PM  

At least I can sulk at the Florida beaches instead of my million dollar penthouse in the city...

Sal said...
Apr 15, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

In related news, Jimmy Carter has just proudly accepted a position as Sheriff of Hazzard County.

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 15, 2009, 1:58:00 PM  

"Hello good looking. Do you mind if I sexually harras you?"

49er16 said...
Apr 15, 2009, 2:20:00 PM  

Thomas: Well it's quite an honor to be here. I'm really looking forward to getting in the gym and getting back to coaching. I'm just thrilled to be a Gator.

Reporter: Isiah, don't you mean thrilled to be a Golden Panther?

Thomas: Golden what-now?

Rex Banner said...
Apr 15, 2009, 2:37:00 PM  

I already tried to kill myself, just did it back there. I had Jose Canseco inject my butt with ten liters of silicone, didn't seem to work though.

hollywood wags said...
Apr 15, 2009, 3:15:00 PM  

"Take off those glasses right now! I know you're looking at Erin Andrews!"

BCDaddy said...
Apr 15, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  

IT: "I am here to announce that NED will be switching from football to basketball... once he gets off his crutches."

Birdman said...
Apr 15, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  

Pictured: Isiah Thomas (center), bastard love child of Tim Duncan and Joakim Noah (right).

Alan said...
Apr 15, 2009, 3:46:00 PM  

Give me a year - and I'll run this program into the ground too...

Nuk said...
Apr 15, 2009, 3:56:00 PM  

It's crazy enough, it might just work. And if it doesn't I can always fall back on coaching girls at the local YMCA.

walnuts said...
Apr 15, 2009, 4:17:00 PM  

I tried to kill myself but had never considered just changing my name. Hopefully this Isiah Thompson thing will stick.

Adam said...
Apr 15, 2009, 6:57:00 PM  

Isiah: Well I don't know about who is going to play at point guard, but how about some sex and then shopping Missy?

SSReporters said...
Apr 15, 2009, 9:17:00 PM  

That's right, I plan to either trade away recruits for players with no eligibility left, or just collect selfish, moody point guards.

Charles said...
Apr 15, 2009, 10:41:00 PM  

Isiah: "Using all the lessons Bobby Knight taught me, I can't wait until FIU is dominating the Sunt Belt Conference."

Apr 16, 2009, 12:26:00 AM  

"I want to live. And by 'live', I mean 'kill this basketball program.'"

AO said...
Apr 16, 2009, 9:21:00 AM  

I love living...except when living involves being Isiah Thompson.

Nick said...
Apr 16, 2009, 10:48:00 AM  

Listen, to get these kids here, we're just going to have to out-bid all the other schools. I'm giving my salary back so we can afford to sign the guys we need. We don't pay these kids? We'll that's the first thing I'm gonna change here at FIU!

Nick said...
Apr 16, 2009, 11:12:00 AM  

A shocking story late this afternoon it seems the Jordan/Thomas feud continues. Here is Isaiah addressing reporters upon learning that Michael has given 100 million dollars to Florida international with the stipulation that they fire him.

Brian Shannon said...
Apr 16, 2009, 11:39:00 AM  
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