Create The Caption #377

Friday, April 10, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


""Hey who are you?"
"I am Cody Ransom. I am playing third base until A-Rod returns. Remmember?"
"Well put on some purple lipstick, then we won't be confused.""- 49er16

"Bloggers everywhere fire up their "Wang-as-penis" random comment generators."- NYSJ

"Alright - who here can pitch?"- Nuk

"Only the fourth inning? We should have kept Carl Pavano instead..."- Chris Mullin
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Skip Bayless....doing um, something? (Via First Take's Twitpic Page)


Your Daily Links:

A Deeper Look Into The Reilly-Simmons Podcast (Fack Youk)
John Daly Is Rockin' The Masters (Moondog Sports)
Remembering "The Last Boy Scout" (Ice Ice Babies)
Previewing The Frozen Four (Rumors and Rants)
Another Crazy Sox Fan (Red Sox Monster)
The Best Movie Cheerleaders (The Love Of Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:44 PM

20 Comments:

Pictured: Skip Bayless mistaking a bottle of Purell for Dwyane Wade.

Dan W said...
Apr 10, 2009, 12:48:00 PM  

Being Michael Phelps requires more than just being a good swimmer.

JFein said...
Apr 10, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

If only this was Create The Photoshop.

Apr 10, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

"This is the same kind of stuff that Herbert West invented in RE-ANIMATOR."

mark said...
Apr 10, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

No, Skip, we aren't looking to replace Meredith on The Office.

Football fan said...
Apr 10, 2009, 1:12:00 PM  

Not even Purell's 99.99% germ killing prowess can save Skip after making out with Jemele Hill the night before.

Apr 10, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

And he wants us to believe that Troy Aikman is gay...

GMoney said...
Apr 10, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  

Bayless does the entire world a favor, and competes for a Darwin Award.

SSReporters said...
Apr 10, 2009, 1:42:00 PM  

Skip misunderstood Dana Jacobson when she told him to take a big shot of the strong stuff...

Minnesnota said...
Apr 10, 2009, 1:55:00 PM  

Skip: "Okay Woody, I'm ready for you know".

Nuk said...
Apr 10, 2009, 4:04:00 PM  

Where's Steven A? This has to make me "New School"

BHill said...
Apr 10, 2009, 4:07:00 PM  

Bayless can now add "extreme germ-a-phobe" to his Wikipedia entry just after "insufferable blowhard".

Mal said...
Apr 10, 2009, 4:49:00 PM  

So Skip doesn't just gargle balls?

Nick said...
Apr 10, 2009, 4:56:00 PM  

After a quick shot of 5-Hour Asshole, Skip Bayless is ready to start the day!

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 10, 2009, 4:57:00 PM  

Skip discovers that hand sanitizer does, in fact, contain alcohol.

N--k G-----n said...
Apr 10, 2009, 7:51:00 PM  

The PSA Skip Bayless did for the local Poison Control Center was
pulled after it was realzed the poison comes OUT of his mouth.

jg said...
Apr 10, 2009, 10:56:00 PM  

"Well how would you get the taste of bulls**t out of your mouth?"

Adam said...
Apr 10, 2009, 11:10:00 PM  

since dropping the bottle and going sober, bayless has taken to drinking purell to get the buzz on between takes on ESPN

tamtam said...
Apr 11, 2009, 3:30:00 AM  

Dana Jacobson in the background: "I told him to take a shot of vodka, but Purrell works too."

49er16 said...
Apr 11, 2009, 1:23:00 PM  

im so dirty

Jonathan said...
Apr 12, 2009, 6:39:00 PM  

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