Create The Caption #366

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

So CaC turned one today, and I couldn't be more proud of the work you all put in. There will be no "looks back" or "best ofs", today. No, just another picture and funny captions to break your day up! Here's to another 365!!!

Last Wednesday's Winners....


"Fast fact! The stuffing inside that heavy bag is made up of all the fat Mike Golic lost on NutriSystem."- James

"Although Greenberg has been working the bag for two hours a day, he's still a three to one underdog in his Celebrity Bout with Tonya Harding."- Foos

"I'm smiling because I own a big comfy sofa, which is where I'll be sleeping when my wife sees this photo..."- Permanent4

"Through the magic of slow motion photography, we are able to see the exact moment at which Mike Greenberg's hand, wrist, arm, collarbone, shoulder, and ribs shatter into a thousand pieces upon coming into contact with the bag."- Mr. Kennedy

"Good morning from Mike and Mike in the Morning, today Mike from Mike and Mike in the Morning is busy training on the SalonPas Pain Reliever brand Heavy Bag, brought to you by SalonPas, proud sponsor of Mike and Mike in the Morning, right here on Mike and Mike in the Morning."- DSNice
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of center Adam Waddell flipping after a dunk during Wyoming's opening round CBI game against Northeastern? The video may give you some help....




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Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:24 PM

44 Comments:

Soon after,Waddell asked if that was good enough to join the David Beckham circus in Los Angeles.

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2009, 12:37:00 PM  

Oh shit, I'm a center, what am I doing? I need to do something stupid to prevent the world from collapsing in on itself...here we go!

Turtle said...
Mar 18, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

If a mid-level player on a mid-major team flips over in a less-than-middle-of-the-road tournament, does anyone know the final score of the game?

dsnice27 said...
Mar 18, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

I told Obama I'd do something cool if he had the Cowboys advancing in his CBI bracket.

Mar 18, 2009, 12:59:00 PM  

Adam Waddell, seen here dunking, is being heavily scouted by the Washington Generals.

Mar 18, 2009, 12:59:00 PM  

Birdman's gotta fly...

SteveM said...
Mar 18, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

Tell Paul O'Neill he has to catch a flyball in his hat next game.

bridge said...
Mar 18, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

In CBI Tournament, basket dunks you!

Rocky Top said...
Mar 18, 2009, 1:21:00 PM  

It was a risky operation, but Waddell seems to be thriving after his basketball/face transplant.

GMoney said...
Mar 18, 2009, 1:29:00 PM  

Waddell thinks to self...." Sportscenter Top 10 Plays here I come....Oh man...What were the steps in the Dunking 101 manual? Dribble, take 2 steps, jump, grab rim, slam ball thru, release the.....rim. Damn, I'm always forgetting that last step...."

IH8DOOK said...
Mar 18, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

Who says white guys can't dunk?

Unknown said...
Mar 18, 2009, 1:51:00 PM  

Ain't gonna make the NBA... Gotta practice the mascot skills.

Simon said...
Mar 18, 2009, 2:10:00 PM  

Whoa....Why is everyone standing on their head?

IH8DOOK said...
Mar 18, 2009, 2:22:00 PM  

Waddell:"I did it on purpose. I knew Skip Bayless and Jemele Hill would judge this dunk on 1st and Ten."

49er16 said...
Mar 18, 2009, 2:24:00 PM  

Look ma, no hands!

Justin F. said...
Mar 18, 2009, 2:46:00 PM  

Oh, I get it, CBI must stand for Caucasian Brain Injury!

Wade Robertson said...
Mar 18, 2009, 3:03:00 PM  

Shown here: Cover art for Breakin' 3 - Basketball Boogaloo DVD.

Tepid Epics said...
Mar 18, 2009, 3:04:00 PM  

At least I'm not kissing myself in a mirror...

BK said...
Mar 18, 2009, 3:07:00 PM  

Waddell proves that white men CAN jump, they just can't land

Unknown said...
Mar 18, 2009, 3:13:00 PM  

White man may not be able to jump but by god they can flip like a mofo

Big Anthony said...
Mar 18, 2009, 3:19:00 PM  

How does Nate Robinson do that?

Unknown said...
Mar 18, 2009, 3:32:00 PM  

Finally, I've been trying to get my mouth close to my balls for years!

GM-Carson said...
Mar 18, 2009, 3:45:00 PM  

Woody Harrelson approves.

Unknown said...
Mar 18, 2009, 4:37:00 PM  

"With the first pick in the 2009 CBA draft, the LaCross Catbirds select Adam Waddell, from the University of Wyoming ..."

Arturo said...
Mar 18, 2009, 4:37:00 PM  

so this is why white people stay on the ground?

questionmark said...
Mar 18, 2009, 5:21:00 PM  

The best part is the commentary

Announcer #1: Jim, "He came straight out of the attic of uh the arena auditorium with that throwdown!"


Jim: That’s not a dunk that’s an acrobatic flip!!

Unknown said...
Mar 18, 2009, 5:36:00 PM  

And the worst part is, the judges had to deduct a point from Wyoming because the guy didn't stick the landing.

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2009, 5:40:00 PM  

White men CAN jump, they just can't land.

Unknown said...
Mar 18, 2009, 6:00:00 PM  

That Syracuse guy called.

He said "Yur doin it rong!"

JamesCraven said...
Mar 18, 2009, 6:04:00 PM  

I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so scared. I'm so scared.

JFreak said...
Mar 18, 2009, 8:55:00 PM  

You know you play for Wyoming when this is the most coverage you'll ever get...

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2009, 9:01:00 PM  

Actually, use this one:

You know you play for Wyoming when this is the LEAST embarrassing coverage you'll ever get...

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2009, 9:04:00 PM  

MOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Unknown said...
Mar 18, 2009, 9:14:00 PM  

Gravity is a bitch...OUCH!

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2009, 10:07:00 PM  

Gary Busey in his best role yet.

Jared said...
Mar 18, 2009, 10:17:00 PM  

INVIZIBUL UPSIDE DOWN BRONKO!!!

Cason said...
Mar 18, 2009, 11:12:00 PM  

While trying to get invited to the big dance,Adam Waddell makes a sad attempt at Lionel Ritchie's classic "Dancing on the ceiling"

Anonymous said...
Mar 19, 2009, 11:35:00 AM  

Rafael Araujo wishes he could have picked himself back up like this when he fell from the NBA.

alex7877 said...
Mar 19, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

See! We can jump. We just can't land.

-White men

The Chancellor said...
Mar 20, 2009, 9:29:00 AM  
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Sam Walker said...
Mar 21, 2009, 10:50:00 AM  

Ass vs. Teakettle...Ass wins.

Sam Walker said...
Mar 21, 2009, 10:50:00 AM  

Chris Kaman's little brother shows big brother how it's done.

sweetbob said...
Mar 22, 2009, 5:03:00 AM  

"Wow, this FLUBBER stuff really does the trick!"

Unknown said...
Mar 22, 2009, 10:44:00 PM  

"i'll bet the cheerleaders can't beat THIS!" :D

tamtam said...
Mar 24, 2009, 4:32:00 PM  

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