Create The Caption #364

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Man, and I thought everyone was jokin' when they said there was a team in Buffalo..."- Foos

"This man, has 6.5 million reasons to live..."- Leezy

"If you have any further questions my client will answer them in the driveway during his ab workout."- Alex

"I told you Terrell, Ashton is NOT going to come running out and say "you've been punk'd""- TGISports

"It's not about him. Terrell. You guys can point the finger at him and you can talk about the North America comments. And if you do that, it's really unfair. It's really unfair. That's my man. My client. (tears up) It's not fair. We signed with the Bills as a team. We signed with the Bills as a team."- Jeff
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Dan Patrick hanging with the Andrews' Sisters? (Via DanPatrick.com)


Your Daily Links:

Sure Dan's Listeners Already Started The Captions, But You Can Show Them How The Pros Do It! (Sports Illustrated)
A Look At The Potential Monopoly ESPN Has On Sports Media (LB Post)
An Open Letter To The Mainstream Media (JSF)
A Blogger's Account Of Steroid Use (Major League Jerk)
A Handful Of Things CBBall Needs To Change (SS Reporters)
An Interview With FOX Soccer's Terri Leigh (Unprofessional Foul)
A Look At The New Trend Of Platform Tennis (Philly Burbs)
Introducing The Blog Of Dreams (Josh Q Public)
Coming Up With A New QB Rating System (Kotite's Corner)
More Random UFL News (Five Tool Tool)
Are The Bobcats Actually Good? (That NBA Lottery Pick)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 1:22 PM

44 Comments:

DP: My boner is en fuego.

GMoney said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

Your my boy blue.

49er16 said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:33:00 PM  
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Justin F. said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

DP: You're with me, leathers.

Justin F. said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:39:00 PM  

Bonerama!

Mar 10, 2009, 1:39:00 PM  

Simply...En fuego!

alex7877 said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

Is Erin's left hand making its way to "press row?"

Tom said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

Suck it Olbermann!

SteveM said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:55:00 PM  

Don't act like you're not impressed...

Unknown said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

He looks like Michael Finley to me.

Mez said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

And I'm touching nothing but the bottom of the breasts!

alex7877 said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:57:00 PM  

Welcome to the big show.

alex7877 said...
Mar 10, 2009, 1:58:00 PM  

Dan Patrick, living the American Dream.

Unknown said...
Mar 10, 2009, 2:02:00 PM  

"I'm smiling because I own a big comfy sofa, which is where I'll be sleeping when my wife sees this photo..."

Permanent4 said...
Mar 10, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  
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foos said...
Mar 10, 2009, 2:06:00 PM  

I have no caption because i've spilled my haterade

questionmark said...
Mar 10, 2009, 2:06:00 PM  

Somewhere within the NovaCare Complex, Andy Reid is looking at a picture of himself with his arms around Stacy and Shawn Andrews thinking, "Good show, Mr. Patrick. Good show."

foos said...
Mar 10, 2009, 2:07:00 PM  

Dan Patrick makes smiling Bob from the Enzyte commercials look rather sad.

Wade Robertson said...
Mar 10, 2009, 2:08:00 PM  

You can't stop me girls, you can only hope to contain me.

Mar 10, 2009, 2:13:00 PM  

Not pictured: Keith Olberman with the Limbaugh brothers.

Turtle said...
Mar 10, 2009, 2:20:00 PM  

And the Vikings take the lead on a 26 yard scamper by Adrian Peterson...

Dusto_Magnifico said...
Mar 10, 2009, 2:36:00 PM  

Easiest kill choice ever in F, Marry, Kill!

Bob said...
Mar 10, 2009, 2:44:00 PM  

The last time Dan Patrick had something so luscious and delicious in his hands, he was promoting the Meatball & Provelone Super Sub for Cousin's Subs.

The Humanist said...
Mar 10, 2009, 3:22:00 PM  

So he goes from Springstein crotch slide hopeful to Andrews girls' arm candy. Only in America folks.

foos said...
Mar 10, 2009, 3:25:00 PM  

Well, I'm off to church; this being a definite sign of the coming Apocalypse and all.

foos said...
Mar 10, 2009, 3:27:00 PM  

I do this to Olbermann all the time.

E Buzz said...
Mar 10, 2009, 3:44:00 PM  

I can clearly see two uprights in this photo, one on the field.

BTW, my word verification was "slamidi" ... got that right.

frickinidiot said...
Mar 10, 2009, 3:48:00 PM  

pimpin' at easy, but it sure is fun

questionmark said...
Mar 10, 2009, 4:08:00 PM  

He's walking in a hottie wonderland.

You gotta give me this one.

Nathan Brice said...
Mar 10, 2009, 4:30:00 PM  

Just think at what could have happened if he had never left ESPN.

49er16 said...
Mar 10, 2009, 5:12:00 PM  

He's a modern day Bing Crosby.

This one is really hard to get.

Nathan Brice said...
Mar 10, 2009, 5:19:00 PM  

right between the eyes!

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2009, 5:38:00 PM  

Dan had to leave ESPN because instead of porn stars all he could get were the Andrews sisters.

testing thing said...
Mar 10, 2009, 6:14:00 PM  

Match Game time...After showing his friends this picture Dan said, "If you think my smile is big,you should see my ______."

hennabomber said...
Mar 10, 2009, 6:44:00 PM  

Somewhere Bruce Pearl is crying.

Al Micro said...
Mar 10, 2009, 6:50:00 PM  

Billy Gillespie: Stupid Dan Patrick left me with this Jeannine chick.

TJX said...
Mar 10, 2009, 7:05:00 PM  

Hey ladies... how about a Filet-O-Fish sandwich?

Mikey said...
Mar 10, 2009, 7:33:00 PM  

Two Andrews. Wow! (credit to bonnie bernstein for that one)

Anonymous said...
Mar 10, 2009, 7:40:00 PM  

two andrews, one patrick..

alex said...
Mar 10, 2009, 9:27:00 PM  

Five seconds later...The alarm clock sounds and the voice of Dan's mom is heard "Danny! Wake up! It's time to go to school".

Mal said...
Mar 10, 2009, 9:38:00 PM  

The thesis statement for 'Hot chicks with douchebags'.

Unknown said...
Mar 10, 2009, 11:35:00 PM  

Now off ESPN, Dan Patrick attempts to assume Howard Stern's role of terrestrial radio's official tester for breast cancer.

Sean H said...
Mar 10, 2009, 11:51:00 PM  

In about 2 minutes, I'm going to sprint to the men's room to rub one out!

bceagle91 said...
Mar 11, 2009, 9:09:00 AM  

This has to be a Photoshop. There's no way a sportscaster attends the BCS and isn't permanently fixated on Tim Tebow the whole time.

BF said...
Mar 11, 2009, 11:49:00 AM  

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