Create The Caption #341

Thursday, January 22, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"See how much I'm touching you? That's how much contact it takes to get a charging foul in here."- Cason

"Kiss cam!"- Adam

"Remember what I told you, when life throws you a curve, fake a back injury and abandon your team to preserve your legacy."- Wade Robertson

"Is Mike Krzyzewski gonna have to choke a bitch?"- Ted
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe Bryant, Chris Mihm and Luke Walton, laughing it up with 42 point/15 rebound man, Andrew Bynum?


Daily Links:

A Good Q&A With CBS' Seth Davis (Storming The Floor)
And Another With Jay Mariotti (RCS)
Annnnd One More With MGM's Sportsbook Director (Vegas Watch)
Jeremy Roenick Was On Leverage Recently (Puck Daddy)
The Ugliest Courts In America (Rush The Court)
What A Sports Fan Fears The Most (Five Tool Tool)
Tony Stewart Is Creepy As The Burger King King (From The Marbles)
Browns Getting Ready To Go Through Layoffs (Plain Dealer)
The HOF Case For Jeff Kent (Hall Of Very Good)
UF Is Holding A Sports Law Symposium (Sports Agent Blog)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:25 PM

24 Comments:

Chris Mihm:"Hey Luke, isn't that the person who was stalking you in the first row?"

49er16 said...
Jan 22, 2009, 12:40:00 PM  

Kobe: "You know what I love about the NBA? Always having something pretty and white on my lap." Mihm: "You know what I love about the NBA? Not having to play basketball."

lordabacus said...
Jan 22, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

"...and that's when the rabbi said 'Supoena? I never met her!'"

JamesCraven said...
Jan 22, 2009, 12:53:00 PM  

Whoa, whoa. Keep your hands where I can see them! We are sharing a towel afterall. Looks like the recession is affecting the LA Lakers as well...

Sal said...
Jan 22, 2009, 1:08:00 PM  

Bynum: "Hey Kobe, why don't you ask Shaq how these nuts taste."

Jan 22, 2009, 1:23:00 PM  

I'm just glad that Luke Walton's shittiness is not contagious.

GMoney said...
Jan 22, 2009, 1:23:00 PM  

Luke: I'm a guuuuuuuy who likes to party
And stay out all night
I love those party faces
And those purdy party lights

But theres another kinda of party lights
That I can't stand to see
There's a man in that patrol car
And he don't wanna party with me

Luke: "EVERYONE!"

All: I should have stayed back at your party
when the party lights wur there
I was by your side on a carnav....

Kelly said...
Jan 22, 2009, 2:00:00 PM  

Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!

Kelly said...
Jan 22, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

The Lakers Bench is 100% Segregated: Players who Suck on the Left, Former and Future All Stars on the Right...

Simon said...
Jan 22, 2009, 2:06:00 PM  

Mihm: Luke, I can hear your father in the stands screeching "TERRRRRRRRRIBLE" each time I touch the ball. Which is never. Anyway, carry on.

Bigface said...
Jan 22, 2009, 2:06:00 PM  

....So then Madsen starts dancing in front of everybody...

B-rent said...
Jan 22, 2009, 3:14:00 PM  

Mihm (Whispers To Walton): Funny Freddy flips funky Franks's Ferrari

Walton (Whispers To Bynum): Fumble Freddy flops Donkey Franks Ferrari

Bynum (Whispers to Kobe): Fun Ball Freddy fakes Donkey Pants Atari

Kobe (Out loud): Funky Balls Freddy farts loud in Pants Party

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.. ahhhhh

Rex Banner said...
Jan 22, 2009, 3:41:00 PM  

Bynum: Hey, those two white dudes next to me are interested in purchasing some of your "ankle insurance."

Birdman said...
Jan 22, 2009, 3:49:00 PM  

Kobe: You dropped a 42 and 15 AFTER signing your extension?

Bynum: yeah (laughter subsiding) I, uh, did

frickinidiot said...
Jan 22, 2009, 3:53:00 PM  

Mihm: "I can get 42 this season."
Walton: "42 Minutes?"

Jan 22, 2009, 3:58:00 PM  

Don't look Luke, but I think they're gonna kiss.

Nick said...
Jan 22, 2009, 6:53:00 PM  

Kobe Bryant Warms to Leadership Role with Lakers

Kobe: So, Andrew, now that you're dropping big games, I'm going to have to give you some advice. Don't let no white gal in your room no matter what she says.

Andrew: (looking quizzically)

Kobe: Yeah, right. So for the time that you do let her in, keep $8M in the bank for the "Oh Crap I Got Caught" ring.

MMayes said...
Jan 23, 2009, 9:44:00 AM  

ANDREW: "YOU READ AWFULANNOUNCING.COM?"

KOBE: "ONLY FOR THE CAPTION CONTESTS. CAN YOU PUNCH WALTON IN THE FACE FOR ME. HE SUCKS."

Mitch said...
Jan 23, 2009, 11:45:00 AM  

Yeah, but did you jump a car for any of those points?

Adam said...
Jan 23, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

Mihm: Did you hear LeBron signed with the Browns.
Walton: Heh heh. Maybe we won't look so bad if we signed with the Cavs.
Both: Nahhhhh.

Adam said...
Jan 23, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

Mihm: You think if I shaved tomorrow morning Kobe might mistake me for Michael Phelps?

Adam said...
Jan 23, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  

Mihm: So did you hear your dad is one of the top 50 announcers of all-time?

Walton: That's pretty funny.

Kobe: Man, Stu Scott got swagger-jacked again!

Adam said...
Jan 23, 2009, 12:58:00 PM  

Kobe: Man, WE'RE the real Smash and Dash.

Mihm: Luke, maybe we could go by the name Flop and Mop.

Adam said...
Jan 23, 2009, 1:00:00 PM  

What's under the towel?
Bynum: My magic johnson.
Kobe: Something Shaqtastic.

Mal said...
Jan 23, 2009, 6:21:00 PM  

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