Create The Caption #339

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winners....


"Seriously? We are hosting the NFC Championship game? That is pretty funny."- Swany11

"So Brenda what is for dinner."- 49er16

"Man, if we don't get Rod Tidwell back for next week's game, we're screwed."- Adam

"Hey Kurt, check out the blazer I just purchased on EBay. It belonged to some old guy out East who works security for the courts. And check it out, Plaxico Burress signed the collar."- Wade
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Terrell Owens wearing a mask at the AXE Fix party on Saturday night for the Sundance Film Festival?


Daily Links:

More On The Above Photo (With Leather)
Madden To Leave Broadcasting When Michaels Does (Fanhouse)
"Celebrities Are Now Pledging Their Servitude To Obama (Will Wilkinson)
Breaking The Video Game Color Barrier (TSB)
Look At It, Dave! (Fack Youk)
Star Wars, Sports And You! (Galactic Binder)
Roger Meet Anvil, Anvil....Roger (Red Sox Monster)
Going Burlesque At The Aussie Open (Lion In Oil)
You Do Not Mess With Oakland, Cubbies (Luol's Dong)
The White Sox Have A Fan In The White House! (Rumors and Rants)
Can Obama Change Sports? (The Big Picture)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:20 PM

29 Comments:

"Whitten and Romo will never reconize me."

49er16 said...
Jan 20, 2009, 12:39:00 PM  
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Rex Banner said...
Jan 20, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

Romo was my quarterback, these are my barebacks

BPALM said...
Jan 20, 2009, 12:50:00 PM  

Terrell Owens hopes Chris Carter won't recognize him at the Axe Fit party...

Rex Banner said...
Jan 20, 2009, 12:55:00 PM  

When you are caught crying on national television, these become the hottest chicks you can get.

Rex Banner said...
Jan 20, 2009, 12:57:00 PM  

I take back everything I said about Jeff Garcia....

Nuk said...
Jan 20, 2009, 12:59:00 PM  

Pictured here is Clinton Portis in his newest costume, "Mr T.O., No Homo"

Ted said...
Jan 20, 2009, 1:04:00 PM  

T.O. has $29 million reasons to wear this mask.

Jan 20, 2009, 1:18:00 PM  

T.O. shows the crowd things he CAN catch

Mitch said...
Jan 20, 2009, 1:30:00 PM  

These are the kind of women you get when you hang out with Matt Ufford.

GMoney said...
Jan 20, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  

TO: chicks dig dudes with money.
Romo: Well, not all chicks.
TO: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Romo: Good point

Jeff said...
Jan 20, 2009, 2:21:00 PM  

Fake boob, fake boob, big boob, fake boob, fake boob.

Mal said...
Jan 20, 2009, 2:42:00 PM  

Hey-da-bee, Fat Albert-a-bee.

Wade Robertson said...
Jan 20, 2009, 3:14:00 PM  

Pictured: Brunette chick from the B-52's, Foghorn Leghorn, Lisa-Marie Presley.

nikralm17 said...
Jan 20, 2009, 3:39:00 PM  

At this point in my life, If I were Terrell Owens, I'd probably wear a mask too....

Rex Banner said...
Jan 20, 2009, 4:29:00 PM  

And we wonder why Tony Romo has bad practice habits and the Cowboys team plane never leaves on time.

49er16 said...
Jan 20, 2009, 4:47:00 PM  

T.O., to the girl looking away: "Hey, baby. Just because our locker room was dysfunctional doesn't mean I am in the sack."

Jan 20, 2009, 5:22:00 PM  

Owens: "I'm afraid of how much pussy, and how much money I'm going to get, and it's going to lead to a lot of problems. That really bothers me a lot. It sounds funny, but it's really detrimental to me."

JFein said...
Jan 20, 2009, 5:44:00 PM  

There are five big boobs in this picture. Can you find all five?

Scott said...
Jan 20, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  
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General Urko said...
Jan 20, 2009, 6:01:00 PM  

"Jumped the shark is an American slang term used to denote the moment when the subject's existence became a joke. ie: 'Terrell Owens career jumped the shark when he was photographed with a pair of fake boobs and a fake blonde while wearing a ridiculous mask at a party hosted by a deodarant company.'"

David said...
Jan 20, 2009, 6:42:00 PM  

One of these things is not like the others; oh tell me which one of these just doesn't belong?

Adam said...
Jan 20, 2009, 7:01:00 PM  

If it looks like an orange peacock and smells like an orange peacock, it must be an orange peacock (minus the orange and the pea).

Jan 20, 2009, 9:01:00 PM  

"I'm crazy mask and scarf man. I wear my crazy mask and a scarf. Give me some candy."

Adam said...
Jan 20, 2009, 9:56:00 PM  

...even if it wears a mask, by golly it's a rat

frickinidiot said...
Jan 20, 2009, 10:37:00 PM  

Owens:
"How about THESE apples Witten!"

swany11 said...
Jan 21, 2009, 8:19:00 AM  

whatever - they said if I put this mask on now... I can smother my face in something else later...T.O. gon' DIIIIIVE for it...

Sal said...
Jan 21, 2009, 10:02:00 AM  

The cast of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert 2 is revealed.

Josh said...
Jan 21, 2009, 11:29:00 AM  

"after these pictures i'm gonna try on your dress too."

Joe Amato said...
Jan 26, 2009, 2:13:00 PM  

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