Create The Caption #333

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"I GOT THE TiVO!"- Foos

"During the Fiesta Bowl, Texas assigned Matthew McConaughey to babysit Mack Brown's stepson"- Rex

"As a result of not changing his attire since his last Create the Caption appearance, Matthew McConaughey has earned the nickname Matty Lice among Longhorn faithful."- Wade Robertson

"Show me your V, goddammit! Show me your V!"- Stephen

"Hey, hey, hey, watch the leather man. Heh heh heh"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Maria Sharapova watching the Hornets-Lakers game courtside last night?


Daily Links:

An Interview With ESPN's LZ Granderson (It's Just Sports)
Bears Fans Want Tebow? (Rumors and Rants)
Kobe Bryant Is Not Impressed By Your Reverse Layups (NESW)
Using Proofs To Say That Oklahoma Will Win The Title (Simon On Sports)
Others Think The Sooners Are Gator Bait (Moon Dog Sports)
Mascot Wars! (Storming the Floor)
Fake Wrestling Hometowns (HHR)
Another Lefty In The Hall! (Bugs and Cranks)
The Battle Of The Winless NFL Teams (SS Reporters)
We Found Your Trick Shot Competition Winner, NHL (Puck Daddy)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:53 PM

60 Comments:

Govno...I had bigger seats at that Mexican Midget Wrestling match...

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 12:59:00 PM  

Internal Dialogue: "If I stay calm, cool and collected, I can pass this gas off as the suits work...that's it, Maria. You're a champion!"

Anon Jon said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:01:00 PM  

Sharapova: "The team in the yellow and purple are the Hornets, correct?"

JFein said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:06:00 PM  

I passed up Ball State vs. Tulsa for this???

swany11 said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

Least that damn dog aint here to steal my thunder.... DAMN YOU POOCH!!!!

Big Anthony said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:08:00 PM  

One of these things is not like the other...

Jan 7, 2009, 1:09:00 PM  

The fans in attendance at the Staples Center were disappointed that Maria Sharapova was in attendance but without her dog.

walnuts said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:15:00 PM  

Sitting downwind from Maria Sharapova is just asking for trouble.

BF said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  

I never knew Peja Stojokavic was so sexy. Kobe Bryant really is a bigger douchebag in person.

Brad James said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  

The blonde dude is wearing stupid shoes.

Jan 7, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  

I can't believe that Jack Nicolson is wearing the same pumps. This is sooooo awkward...

naternet said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:31:00 PM  

Here I sit, surrounded by men who haven't the slightest idea how to please me.

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  

No sir, the only V I'm going to show you is in my last name.

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:33:00 PM  

Maria thought bubble: Damn. I am hot, just so hot. I see you looking at me Kobe, you cant have this....you know you want it. you can have it.

NFL HiLite 08 said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:34:00 PM  

My Hand smells awful!

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

Man, I left Russia to get away from this kind of situation.

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

"Why am I sitting next to Martin Scorsese?"

49er16 said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:38:00 PM  

Striped Tie Guy: "What does this Cialis label say about 'unintentional erections?'
....I'm screwed."

Jan 7, 2009, 1:39:00 PM  

"At least I am not Michael Phelps."

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:39:00 PM  

"I could have watched the Fiesta bowl with Matty."

Keith said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:41:00 PM  

If I only had a laptop I could entertain myself during timeouts by reading Awful Announcing.

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:49:00 PM  

Guy to her left: "If I could only get this condom open ..."

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:50:00 PM  

I thought Maria Sharapova was in this photo. I mean, I see the chick that apparently ATE her, but...

KDorau said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:55:00 PM  

"And that, random guy on my right, is the man on the boat".

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

"Why does Serena's jersey have Odom on the back of it?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 2:05:00 PM  

My agent told me I was going to see CP3 tonight, but there are no gold robots anywhere.

Jeremiah said...
Jan 7, 2009, 2:13:00 PM  

this they call sport? *said in a Russian accent*

es ay eL from en jae said...
Jan 7, 2009, 2:48:00 PM  

If one more of these old guys asks me if I want to make their shot a power shot...

the great bambi said...
Jan 7, 2009, 2:51:00 PM  

"I have succeded in blending in and looking frumpy and unattractive. Who knew that was possible?"

Mike said...
Jan 7, 2009, 3:11:00 PM  

Somehow the rumours of Sharapova and Chris Parnell hooking up never caught on....

Nuk said...
Jan 7, 2009, 3:17:00 PM  

I wondah if I couldt get that large blayck main to be may boyfriend, I like the rap muuusic too and my shoulders are strong like the great Russian baskyetball playa Paul Mokeski.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 7, 2009, 3:26:00 PM  

wait, more people watch this crap then another hot chick and myself playing tennis?

Ghost. said...
Jan 7, 2009, 3:49:00 PM  

"I still can't believe those idiots lost my luggage. Well, thankfully, like any smart traveler, I had my go-to suit 'n my c*#&sucker shoes in the carry-on."

Monty said...
Jan 7, 2009, 3:51:00 PM  

"Oh, God... Ray Ramano better not puke on these shoes..."

Bazooka Jones said...
Jan 7, 2009, 3:54:00 PM  

"With these pumps, I bet I could get a double-double playing Center."

Jan 7, 2009, 4:09:00 PM  

You mean I passed up AA's GMAC Bowl Open Thread for this???

swany11 said...
Jan 7, 2009, 4:24:00 PM  

Pictured from left to right: Keith Oberman, Maria Sharapova, Mark Furman, and Al Michaels.

Rex said...
Jan 7, 2009, 4:39:00 PM  

Minutes before this photo was taken, Maria Sharapova became the latest victim in Rey Maualuga's now famous "freak nasty" attack. The crowd around her reacts in awkward horror....

Rex said...
Jan 7, 2009, 4:45:00 PM  

Last time I go on blind date.

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 4:46:00 PM  

Maria Sharapova sits and watches a game as she prepares for her new role in "Pat Summit: Court Detective"! This fall on CBS.

The Zoner said...
Jan 7, 2009, 4:58:00 PM  

Sharapovia is reminising about the days when she used to be mobed by the poperazi instead of being overshadowed by her dog.

walnuts said...
Jan 7, 2009, 5:02:00 PM  

"Wow, my nipples are harder than Pau Gasol."

rock said...
Jan 7, 2009, 5:50:00 PM  

"My god, what was in that gumbo stuff that Chris Paul brought me?"

Cason said...
Jan 7, 2009, 8:00:00 PM  

"Need it, Need it, Need it, Got it, Need it, Need it, Got it. . . "

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 9:00:00 PM  

I know we don't get votes on this, but RJBO's post was very funny.

Mal said...
Jan 7, 2009, 9:26:00 PM  

Inner thoughts of Maria Sharapova: "I hope to God that the Lakers cover the spread tonight. If I lose again, Tommy the Nose is going to have my a** this time."

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 9:41:00 PM  

Maria Sharapova to the Prince Charles impersonator sitting next to her: "That guy wearing #24 for the Lakers really was named after a Japanese steak?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 9:44:00 PM  

Shortly after this photo was taken, Maria Sharapova announced her intention of signing with the Boston Celtics for the 2nd half of the season, like every other star NBA player.

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2009, 9:50:00 PM  

Which one is the Shaq?

Mal said...
Jan 7, 2009, 10:12:00 PM  

For the last time - I am NOT Kournikova. She is the hot, blonde Russian tennis player that never won anything.

Mal said...
Jan 7, 2009, 10:19:00 PM  

"I can't believe the only courtside seats I could get were from Hair Club For Men."

Adam said...
Jan 7, 2009, 11:14:00 PM  

"Why did they seat me in the All Gay Guy section? I only came here to get hit on. Hopefully Kobe gets another case of the Reverse Jungle Fever."

Anonymous said...
Jan 8, 2009, 1:32:00 AM  

In soviet Russia basketball watches you

Anonymous said...
Jan 8, 2009, 8:39:00 AM  

And we see the wallflowers watching the action on the dance floor at Los Angeles' trendiest gay ballroom dance club.





(Note to H-Wood Wags: Thanks for the Mokeski reference. Hadn't ever thought his ugly mug and Maria Sharapova would be in the same thought.

MMayes said...
Jan 8, 2009, 8:52:00 AM  

Maria waits for the perfect tv timeout to practice her Sharon Stone "Basic Instinct" impression.

Anonymous said...
Jan 8, 2009, 9:04:00 AM  

Maria waits for the perfect tv timeout to practice her Sharon Stone "Basic Instinct" impression.

Anonymous said...
Jan 8, 2009, 9:04:00 AM  

Geez it's loud in here. How are these guys supposed to attempt a single shot with all this noise?

Nick said...
Jan 8, 2009, 10:20:00 AM  

Her: I don't care if he does ask me, I'm not going on Dancing With the Stars.

Him: I wonder if she'd guest on AFV?

Anonymous said...
Jan 8, 2009, 11:03:00 AM  

Maria looks on as Prince Charles tries to convert the price of his large drink and fries into Euros.

David said...
Jan 8, 2009, 11:52:00 AM  

Sasha: Maria!! Look at Machine!! Machine make all the shots! Machine like money tonight! Machine going to rock your world!

Maria's thought bubble: Machine's long greasy hair IS strangely attractive.

David said...
Jan 8, 2009, 11:59:00 AM  

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