The Pam Ward Chronicles: Week 15

Saturday, December 06, 2008


Hi folks. Ready for Conference Championship Saturday? Well, I am and I'm not. My TV decided it had had enough and died, so I'll be listening to what I can on the radio (obviously not the same) while taking down your quotes and shopping for my first HDTV set. (If I am out for a while this is why I am gone -- I will be at Best Buy or Costco trying to rectify this as soon as possible.)

That said, I hope ESPN radio is getting a good game to start. Let's hop to it. Don't worry; this won't affect NFL Sunday too much here: I still plan to put up open threads and try and watch games on the computer, but if I don't have a set by Sunday, there won't be a live-blog.

Anyway, Our Matron Saint is in the lead, and trying to fend off the Good Doctor Lou and Crazy Uncle Gary, last year's defending champion. Ms. Ward is on Division II playoffs (thanks RJBO), Lou is in the studio, and Uncle Gary will be at Alabama-Florida in the ATL.

Have at it!

Your College Football Announcing Schedule For Week Fifteen

"Can Oklahoma dial it up again? A conference championship game after 2 big weeks." - Andre Ware making it sound like that Oklahoma is playing their 3rd straight conference championship game (via JFein)

"Last of the paper ballots here." - Chris Fowler to Lee Corso after Corso said he sent in Heisman vote.
"We vote online" - Desmond Howard on his and Fowler's voting method.
"Will OJ vote" - Fowler
"He wont be voting online." - Howard (via JG)

"I cant remember the last time I did a game that featured two fullbacks" - Boomer Esiason
"We can almost count the passes on one hand"- Ian Eagle (via JG)

Look at the Army-Navy game. Gouge my eyes out over the uniforms on both teams! (Via James Craven)

You're not kidding....



"Known for the stiff arm, that's his signature move. On PlayStation I think it's the C button."
Brock Huard on UConn running back (via Bazooka Jones, who notes that there is no C button on a PS)

"Actually I'm gonna take ballroom dancing lessons." - Chris Spielman as Sean McDonough mentioned Dancing With The Stars last night during the MAC championship (via JFein)

"Welcome back to So You Think Your Commute Was Rough" - Rob Stone on the many misfortunes the University of Buffalo fan bus had on its way to Detroit

"There's nothing like artery clogging, tailgating food at 9:00 AM. Those are my kind of people." - Bob Wischusen (via JFein)

"Being President is a pretty good deal. You get invited to a lot of great events, and a lot of presents." - Esiason
"You just found out about this?" - Eagle, considering Esiason went to college less than 10 miles from DC I hope not (via JG)

"Should have just put up the fair catch signal."- Andre Ware after a ECU player dropped a ball on a short kickoff (via Anon, who notes that it doesn't matter, he dropped the frickin' ball!)

"See the big fellow at the top of the screen, he's asking for the football." - Andre Ware
"He's flashing" - Dave Pasch

Awkward silence followed. (Via JFein)

"I mean, look at that. That's great protection by the Army offensive line." -- Boomer Esiason, as the Army QB gets sacked (via TAS)

"How about a college that makes their own ice cream! That is my kind of school." -Bob Wischusen (via Anon)

"Welcome to The Tampa, everyone." - The Brad Nessler during the pregame of the ACC championship game featuring the Boston College and the Virginia Tech (via JFein)

"Don't move. that's what they teach you." - Dave Pasch, after a replay showing Tulsa's O-line staying put on a free play (via James Craven)

"The Hokies have to get back to Beamer Ball, which is take away the ball on defense, take away the ball on special teams." - Bob Griese (via JFein)

"You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why." - Brad Nessler
"Virginia Tech's defense is coming to town." - Paul Maguire (via JFein)

"No chair for Rece. Mark May and Lou Holtz have nice comfy chairs and the man who runs the show has nothing." - Bob Wischusen (Via JFein)

"Let's take another look at him filling this hole." - Brad Nessler (Via JFein)
"He's just heading to the hole....sees it and slams it."- Paul Maguire

I left out a few words for comedy's sake. (Via Anon)

I caught that exchange as well and it was loaded with innuendo. Great stuff.

"When you slip and fall, and make your own fatal errors...."- Brock Huard

Fatal, huh? I think I might die of boredom while watching this 3-3 barn burner between UConn and Pitt.

"This is a fake by Dodge!...and he punts it at the last minute." - Dave Pasch on an option punt (Via JFein)

S2N here....back from Best Buy with a 32-inch Sony Bravia LCD that's currently scanning for my cable channels. It's a $750 set that I got for $700, they had a deal with a Sony home theater system tossed in (5-DVD/CD changer and subwoofer!) I'm tingling with anticipation. It's gonna look kinda blah until I get the cable company to bring in an HD box.

"He tried to get too cute there, to pull it(the ball) out. Option fullbacks have told me, if youre past the QB the ball's yours." - Esiaison on a botched exchange (via JG)

"Who could ever remember such a piece of television?" - Bob Wischusen, on the Jimmy V speech (via Rick James Bible Owner, who suggests that Bob might have meant "forget")

"That one was thrown at 150 miles per hour." - Dave Pasch (via JFein)

"The sum of the parts is greater than the team. The combination of the parts is greater....what am I trying to say?" - Jon Ritchie (via JFein)

"You go winless at the University of Washington, you get fired" - Petros Papadakis (via BSPN)

"Washington trying to salvage another something-something" - Barry Tompkins (via BSPN)

DEAR GOD THIS TV IS SPECTACULAR. MY MIND JUST EXPLODED.

"Tulsa lives and dies by the pass, and I think they got the latter there." - DeMarco Farr, talking about the Conference USA championship (via Anon)

"You wonder if East Carolina gets into the Autozone Liberty Bowl or the GMAC bowl, if they'll have enough players, with all of their injuries." - Dave Pasch
"Good point." - Andre Ware (via JFein)

"It's been that type of year for the dogs."-Petros, talking about the awful Washington team (via 49er16)

"Our yellow line is usually accurate." - Dave Pasch (via James Craven)

"1:03 left knee time for East Carolina" - Ware after the pick (via JG)

"They were upset by East Carolina this year in the opening week and they had some really tough road games. That's part of the reason they have 4-losses this year." - Brad Nessler (via JFein)

"Does he get the sack, even though it was a halfback pass."-Petros Papadakis (via 49er16)

"So we put the jinx on him."- Barry Tompkins, talking about Cal's miss field goal. (via 49er16)

"This is where you'll see Frank Beamer grind it here." - Brad Nessler (via JFein). Ewwwww.

"If youre Frank Beamer you just grind it out here" - Nessler

VA tech proceeds to fumble then Nessler says:

"You can scratch what i just said" (via JG)

"I don't know if it was the helmet or the ball, but they both came out" Petros Papadakis (via BSPN)

"You got a lot of angry guys at the University of Washington, that want to take it out on other guys." Petros (via BSPN)

"If Texas is not in the Championship game, they will definitely have a beef, no pun intended." Spenser Tillman (via Walnuts)

"Some serious cracking going on." - Brad Nessler (via SSR)

"Hey, I took off my shoes." - Paul Maguire (via SSR)

"He is looking like he just got a haircut before the game" Petros (via BSPN)

THERE ISN'T EVEN HD IN THIS SET YET AND IT IS AMAZING.

"Bruce did you run across Paul Maguire ? " Todd Harris to former VT & Buffalo Bills player Bruce Smith

"Far too often. Paul we never experienced weather like this time of year." - Smith (who's wearing a sweatshirt)
"No we didn't." - Maguire.

"Hey Paul, Bruce is a class act, you should have heard what he said off camera about you." - Harris
"I'll come down and slap him around after the game" - Maguire

(Last few quotes via JG)

"Did we tell you they're ranked first and second..." - Crazy Uncle Vern never hearing of something called The BCS Standings. Associated Press' writers poll is a bunch of asswipes (that last quote and opinion completely the sole opinion of James Craven)

"Thurman Thomas, Buffalo" - Paul Maguire forgetting the fact that Thomas was at Oklahoma State. (via James Craven)

"I usually just fill it out. I'm computer illiterate." - Nessler on his Heisman ballot. How many people at ESPN have Heisman votes? (via JG)

"Chris Rogers delivered the initial blow." - Verne Lundquist (via SSR)

"Opening parry of the game." - Lundquist (via RJBO)

You cannot stop Tebow. You cannot even hope to contain him. 7-0, Florida.

Julio Jones is the truth. Quick comeback and we've got a tie score in the SECCG.

"I keep hearing about style points, how about style no points?" Todd Blackledge (via BSPN)

"I have a feeling it's gonna turn around at the end of the quarter. A lot of it has to do with the wind. Although the turnover had nothing to do with it." - Ray Bentley (via JFein)

"Florida takes over at the eleven after Hall's special special teams play." - Grandpa Verne (via JFein)

"Sounds like the OJ sentencing!" - Mike Patrick, after a referee says the timeouts for the home uniforms in USC-UCLA will run concurrently (via BSPN)

"You have the option to add [penalty yards after on a punt] after the run. Good move there by Nick" - Uncle Gary who is apparently on a 1st name basis with Coach Saban. (via JFein)

"He squatted all over Nelson there"- Verne, after 'Bama DB breaks up a 3rd down pass.

"He's the biggest safety in the history of football." - Mike Patrick (via James Craven)

"Alabama jumping the short routes. 1,2. Like my stock account now." - Danielson
"Gary putting that math degree from Purdue to good use." - Verne (via JG)

"It is all good for light blue so far" - Mike Patrick (via BSPN)

I am not sweating USC down by a touchdown so far because Kevin Craft is still the UCLA quarterback. This isn't 2006 yet.

"The good news for Craft, although he didn't complete the pass, he did through towards the blue jersey" Todd Blackledge (via BSPN)

Kevin Craft makes Steven Threet look like Tom Brady. - RJBO

I posted that because it's hilarious.

"Verrell (the ref in the D-II playoff game) and I are on the same wavelength, we don't get many wrong." - Ray Bentley
"You do." - Pam Ward (via JFein)

"Norris was in his face and kept riding him." - Mike Patrick (via SSR)

"When you say there's a penalty against Pouncey you have a 40% chance of being right." - Crazy Uncle Gary about Florida's identical twins on the front (via James Craven)

Per SSR, we have an update on the ignominious end of Ty Willingham's coaching career at U-Dub: it is 45-0 in Berkeley, with Cal up and Jahvid Best has 300+ rushing yards. OW OW OW.

"Those 4 interceptions were like the ones your grandmother would have thrown" - Mike Patrick (via BSPN)

"That's one of those weird moments where the quarterback saw the guy coming from behind." - Petros Papadakis (via JFein, who wonders how that is possible)

"There you see the very famous 'Tightwad Hill'. Lotsa tightwads up there." -Petros on the far side of Memorial Stadium where the fans watch for free. (via James Craven)

"Looks like they are rehearsing their ad libs already." - Verne talking about the CBS halftime crew (via RJBO)

"I know I'm sounding like a broken record, partner, but this is where Kevin Craft really needs to take care of the football." - Todd Blackledge

Like that's even possible. Craft is the definition of QB EPIC FAIL, although having a patch-work O-line has not helped him.

"Is that show anything like Gilligan's Island?" - Todd Blackledge, talking about Lost as Mike Patrick does a promo.

"(Bama DB) Kareem Jackson didn't believe that (Florida WR) David Nelson could beat him deep. He squatted all over him."- Gary Danielson (via LSUTigerFan19)

"You finish it off with a little hammer and nails, that's what you do when you have the tools." - Crazy Uncle Gary describing the Alabama attack with Julio Jones and Mark Ingram on the last touchdown.

"It's a square out, Terry Bradshaw's favorite pass." - Uncle Gary
"It's everybody's favorite pass." - Uncle Verne

"Tim Tebow's like the snake doctor for Florida. Gotta stop the snake doctor, keep the Gators from moving the ball....this time he snaked Alabama with a play action pass." - Uncle Gary

"Buy stock in UCLA right now." - Craig James (via RJBO)

"Hit by Terrance 'Mount' Cody." - Uncle Verne

"It's the victory formation, in this case, its let's get in the lockeroom formation" - Mike Patrick (via BSPN)

"I like it when you go polysyllabic." - Verne to Uncle Gary (via James Craven)

"Like Frazier, the body punches [of Alabama] are starting to land." - Uncle Gary

"Percy Harvin is milking a groin injury." - unknown radio dudes via Two Dogs, because it was too funny not to post.

We've reached, oh we haven't reached the end of 3. There's still 8 seconds left." - Grandpa Verne (via JFein)

"Sanchez throws short of Terrence Austin....erm, I mean Craft." - Mike Patrick, forgetting which team was on offense.

"He's looking for lost parts, teeth, count all the Chiclets." - Mike Patrick, after Mark Sanchez gets rocked on a legal but hard hit by the UCLA D-line.

"Mmmm...muy sabroso." - Todd Blackledge, working the Spanish at the end of Taste of the Town.

"Vaya con carne. You've always said "Go with meat," and you did." - Mike Patrick


"I had four years of Spanish, I have no idea what you just said." - Mike Patrick.

Hah.

"He said he wouldn't recruit a corner unless he was ball friendly." - Danielson (via Drew)

"I love the line about SEC games: every one of 'em's a knife fight in a ditch." - Mike Patrick

Florida's in the MNC. 31-20, Gators, after that last good drive.

"I won't watch the National Title game if Florida isn't in it." - Uncle Gary (via Corbin)

"Boy, when Craft misses, he misses big time." - Mike Patrick (via JFein)

"What about Ole Miss? Do you think you should thank them for the wake-up call?" - Tracy Wolfson to Tim Tebow (via JFein)

"The Nissan Pre-game show continues with the Dr. Pepper Big 12 Championship." - Brent Musberger

So the championship game is part of the pre-game show? - JFein

"Temperatures will be down in the 20s, but there is no rain or snow in the forecast." - Brent Musberger

Since when does it RAIN in the 20s? - SSR

Bradford, incomplete, for the second time in a row. He's human now." - Brent

"Big hole, Brown explodes." - Brent Musberger

"And now there's-- it's a snowball, I thought it was a flag."- Ron Franklin

"Final snap of the opening quarter it looks like, or I should correct myself, I was looking at the wrong clock." - Brent Musburger

"2nd down and inches here.....or I should say 2nd down and ten. I have to correct myself there." - Brent Musberger

"We'll send it for the first time today to Matt Winer." - Brent Musberger
"Or John Saunders, Brent." - John Saunders

"Let's throw it upstairs to Brent Musberger, in that warm announcement booth." - Marcellus Wiley

"Look at those rear ends!"- Brent Musburger

"saban makes a point of only recruiting corners who are ball-friendly."- Gary Danielson

"Jermaine Cunningham comes in his face."- Mark May

Posted by Signal to Noise at 12:00 PM

741 Comments:

Pam has been dispatched to a Div. II playoff game and I think the ESPN Radio game is USC-UCLA.

Dec 6, 2008, 12:11:00 PM  

"Can Oklahoma dial it up again? A conference championship game after 2 big weeks." - Andre Ware making it sound like that Oklahoma is playing their 3rd straight conference championship game.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:13:00 PM  

Look at the Army-Navy game.

Gouge my eyes out over the uniforms on both teams!

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:13:00 PM  

"Last of the paper ballots here." - Fowler to Corso after Corso said he sent in Heisman vote.
"We vote online" - Howard on his and Fowler's voting method.
"Will OJ vote" - Fowler
"He wont be voting online." - Howard

I wont even dicuss the fact three of the four Gameday hosts have votes.

Sign at last night's MAC chamionship:

"12-0 at the home of 0-12", this was before the start of the game, and before Ball State treated the ball like a hot potato.

"It is 31 degrees here, almost balmy" Ian Eagle at the start of Army-Navy.

"I cant remeember the last time I did a game that featured two fullbacks" - Boomer Esiason
"We can almost count the passes on one hand"- Eagle

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:15:00 PM  

"Both Teams sporting new uniforms today," Ian Eagle
"Yea, the Army's wearing camaflauge shirts and camaflauge pants, while the Navy's looking sharp" Boomer Esiason showing dislike on Army's uniforms

InterPlace55 said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:15:00 PM  

"This kickoff is driving Johnson deep." - Dave Pasch

Tulsa has more Johnsons then you know what to do with (not like that, you sick freaks) so we should be having a lot of fun with Dave and Andre

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:16:00 PM  

Interplace, which uniform's fuglier, the Cincinnati Bungles or the Army uniforms?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:17:00 PM  

"Known for the stiff arm, that's his signature move."
Followed immediately by:
"On playstation I think it's the C button."
Brock Huard on UConn running back.

How can something done by every player ever be a signature move?

And also, PS doesn't have a "C" button.

Bazooka Jones said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:18:00 PM  

Some quotes from the MAC championship last night. Nothing really golden, but still some funny ones.

"Actually I'm gonna take ballroom dancing lessons." - Chris Spielman as McDonough mentioned Dancing With The Stars

"Welcome back to So You Think Your Commute Was Rough" - Rob Stone on the many misfortunes the University of Buffalo fan bus had on its way to Detroit

"He makes big plays." - Chris Spielman's brillant analysis on the TD reception by Naaman Roosevelt

"He just keeps working and working and working, hugging up on the back." - Chris Spielman

"Scoop and score, that's exactly what he did." - Chris Spielman on a Buffalo fumble return for a touchdown. And while a somewhat moot point because Buffalo was successful, Spielman was defending the fact that he tried to pick up up and run as opposed to just falling on it.

"Akingba was down in the pile fighting and comes away with buried treasure." - Chris Spielman making no sense.

"Johnson being a touchdown maker." - Sean McDonough

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:20:00 PM  

North Alabama at Northwest Missouri State is where Pam Ward is lcoated today.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:20:00 PM  

Army should've copied the San Diego Padres Sunday jerseys.

Dec 6, 2008, 12:21:00 PM  

If anyone has GamePlan, theyre showing the I-AA playoff games throughout the day.

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:22:00 PM  

I'm getting Villanova's game on the WPVI Digital subchannel today.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:23:00 PM  

Upset alert: East Carolina 14, Tulsa 0

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:25:00 PM  

ESPN Radio also has the Big XII Championship Game after USC / UCLA for most of its affiliates. Westwood One has the SEC and ACC Championships

Big J said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:26:00 PM  

The radio fun should start at 10 am up in my area, I hope.

Signal to Noise said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:26:00 PM  

Big J, it's officially called the Big 12 Conference, not the Big XII.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

"There's nothing like artery clogging, tailgating food at 9:00 AM. Those are my kind of people." - Bob Wischusen

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  
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JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

"1st down in Tulsa territory." - Dave Pasch on a Tulsa first down inside ECU territory.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

"Being President is a pretty good deal. You get invited to a lot of great events, and a lot of presents." - Esiason
"you just found out about this ?" - Eagle, considering Esiason went to college less than 10 miles from DC I hope not

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

Holy crap are those Army unis fugly.

Signal to Noise said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:33:00 PM  

Damn you, JFein. You beat me to the punch on UConn tailgating.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:35:00 PM  

Poor Charleston DirecTV viewers aren't getting to see the Army-Navy game, as our CBS is out.

Joe said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

@ S2N: If you have the software that's required, I'm pretty sure the SEC title game is being streamed on CBSSportsline.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:39:00 PM  

"App State the New England Patriots of college football." - a quote from the U of Richmond coach as told by one of the announcers.

I'm not familiar enough with I-AA to know the coach's name

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:41:00 PM  

"Should have just put up the fair catch signal."- Andre Ware after a ECU player dropped a ball on a short kickoff

Andre, he dropped it....it doesn't matter.

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  
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JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

"See the big fellow at the top of the screen, he's asking for the football." - Andre Ware
"He's flashing" - Dave Pasch

Awkward silence followed.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

For a brief second there was 25:15 remaining in the first quarter of Tulsa-ECU.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

"On playstation you hit 'c' or 'x' for that move..." - Whoever is color for Uconn-Pitt game.

tanman23 said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

"This is different from the spread, which you will see Florida use later today on CBS" - Esiason being the good corporate shill while analyzing Navy's offense

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

Didn't Sam Ryan used to be a blonde? Maybe I'm confusing her with Alex Flannagan.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

"I mean, look at that. That's great protection by the Army offensive line." -- Boomer Esiason, as the Army QB gets sacked

TAS said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

"How about a college that makes their own ice cream! That is my kind of school." -Bob Wischusen

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

Hey Bob Wischusen, Todd Blackledge called. Penn State also makes ice cream as well.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

And in case you're intereseted, Bommer Esiason went to Maryland.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

Dave Pasch after a replay showing Tulsa's O-line staying put on a free play: "Don't move. that's what they teach you."

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

"Welcome to The Tampa, everyone." - The Brad Nessler during the pregame of the ACC championship game featuring the Boston College and the Virginia Tech.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

EEEEEEEEEILTELL&ROOTWRPWTRWWTE:HTTETTEFHSLIETCCNFKGROY#*O&!!#!$

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

@JFein, Brad Nessler is following Mike Tirico now?

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

If anyone sees Gay amn or Swearing Man, tell 'em to stay classy for me, will ya?

BTW, Virginia Tech rocking the retro 1960's unis today.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

I forgot I'd downloaded MS Silverlight earlier. Army-Navy is a go on this computer!

Signal to Noise said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

YOU ALL HAVE AIDS!!!!



'Cause I FUCKED YOU!

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

tell me someone else saw brad and paul using lines from santa claus is coming to town to talk about the Va. Tech D

Murph said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

Todd Harris not as good looking as Stacey Dales, though.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Stay classy, Anon 1:09 PM!

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  
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Dec 6, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Pam Ward has a penis.

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Todd Harris is synonymous with episodes of World's Strongest Man.

Dec 6, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Anon 1:11 PM...

You are sick...

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

"The Hoakies have to get back to Beamer Ball, which is take away the ball on defense, take away the ball on special teams." - Bob Griese

So in other words, just take away the ball.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

@ Murph: Yeah, I saw that and that was bad.

"You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why." - Brad Nessler
"Virginia Tech's defense is coming to town." - Paul Maguire

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

With Sam Ryan and Tracy Wolfson, I think CBS has the lock on attractive sideline reporters today.

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

First HD TV, AA??? Wow! That is exciting. That first moment of home HD experience is like not knowing you have poor vision and then getting glasses. Enjoy!

BTW - when should we hear from EA Sports re: the NCAA 09 basketball game.

Mal said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Not a college football quote, but I was watching the WIAA (Washington State) 4A High School Football Championship game between Skyline and Issaquah on Friday.

Pretty dramatic stuff, Skyline maintained their prefect record and won it all 20-15, but Jason Gesser (who does college games as well) came up with this gem:


"The interception could be the last pass of his [Issaquah QB] college career."


He corrected himself later.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

"No chair for Rece. Mark May and Lou Holtz have nice comfy chairs and the man who runs the show has nothing." - Bob Wischusen

If only I was watching this game. The two times I checked the score, 5 seconds later Bob Wischusen had some sort of gem.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Oh my Nessler and McGuire said that?



If that doesn't finish in the top 5 then this competition is fickled.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Fuck everyone 'cause i am the best.

Joe Buck said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Remember the upsaet alert I posted on the C-USA championship game? Well, it's now 17-17.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

@ SSR: Yep, and right before that Nessler called Paul Maguire, Pablo.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

@ jfein - It's Conf USA. Therefore, it doesn't count. Now if you've got an upset alert for the Big 12 Championship we would all be interested in THAT!

Mal said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

thanks JFein. i heard it and then my brain went dead.

Murph said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

I think Maguire thrice mentioned how hard the VT running back hit the hole on that last play.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

App State leads Richmond 7-6 at half

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

@ Mal: Yeah, but everyone was saying how Tulsa was going to wipe the floor with ECU. So in the context of an upset, the fact that this game is even 17-17 in the 2nd quarter is a surprise.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

I noticed that in "The Tampa", there are many empty seats. Maybe it wasn't Jacksonville's fault after all...

Walnuts, Sam Ryan has always been a brunette as far as I know. Alex Flanagan is the blonde.

Dec 6, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

"I have to get one of those Army hats." - Esiason
"You know people you have connections." - Eagle, they were referncing Army's SID. Plus the Army coaching staff is Bobby Ross's (Esiason's college coach)old staff, there is a good chace he knows someone.

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

"Let's take another look at him filling this hole." - Brd Nessler

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

"He's just heading to the hole....sees it and slams it."- Paul Maguire

I left out a few words for comedy's sake.

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

Well, on a non-related note, Joe Buck will call his first Cardinals game next week when they face the Vikings.


The head scratcher is the Redskins/Bengals getting Kenny, Moose, and Goose.


SteveR (the man who gets these assignments) will fill the506 forums in on the last commentary pair.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Stay classy, "Joe Buck".

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

"It will be the last play of the quarter barring the penalty." - Brad Nessler

Do correct me if I'm wrong, but do they have an untimed down at the end of the 1st quarter if there's a defensive penalty on the play?

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

@ YAIWAMB


Because watching ACC football is the most boring thing in college sports.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

@Mal: They call themselves "C-USA" as well.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

@ SSR: The Bengals have hung tough in all 3 of their previous bouts with the NFC East.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

"Hello, everyone I'm giddy." - Tim Brando at halftime of Army-Navy. He was referncing the atmosphere in Atlanta.

Brando just said Texas could play Ohio St in the Fiesta Bowl. How the hell do the Suckeyes warrant a BCS berth ?

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

"There's another place I'll never go, is underwater"-Paul Maguire after a clip was shown of a pair of scuba divers at The Florida Aquarium.

Maguire scuba diving would make for great comedy.

Dec 6, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

@ SSR: Nessler, Griese, and Maguire are providing the main entertainment in that game, not the actual game itself.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

Can we call the ACC Championship game an upset alert?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

I'm gonna play along with the ACC title game AFLAC trivia question. 4 teams that have gone to bowl games in the last 15 years...

Michigan
Ohio State
Virginia Tech
USC

Just guessing of the top of my head.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

Coming soon, Paul Maguire in the remake of Holes in the Sheia LeBouf role.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

jg, because they can bring a lot of people to Arizona as Texas whips their ass.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

@ S2N: You got the new TV already?

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

Va Tech
Michigan
Florida
FSu

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Hey J,

He just left to get one. I'll be here for a half an hour or so updating. Anyone plan on watching Pammy during that D-II game?

Dec 6, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

Ohio State and USC missed at least one bowl games in the late 1990s.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

Well, I got 2 out of 4. The answers were

Michigan
Virginia Tech
Florida
Florida State

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

I got the aflac trivia question right!

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

And michigan will be home for the holidays much to the chagrin (and liver) of RJBO.

An eight-letter clue in a crossword for a Jared ad:

Schmucks.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

ESPN.com's "upset watch" has Pitt over UConn and Va. Tech over BC. Seriously, are either of those really an upset?

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

BTW, next year, Army-Navy will be on the second Saturday in December.

So does that mean Uncle Vern and crazy Uncle Gary get to do the game?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

@ AA: Gotcha. That makes sense because if I recall correctly S2N doesn't get ESPN360 and that was a really quick purchasing of an HDTV.

"That's what Paul looks like on a Thurday night" - Brad Nessler as they showed some sort of bird.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

Virginia Tech vs. Cincinnati could very well be your Orange Bowl.


If you thought Thom Brennaman sounded boring before......

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

@JamesCraven: More time for Michigan to recruit...their own guys from transferring.

That first TD pass for Matt Ryan (who shouldn't be interviewed during the game via phone) should be invalidated: It was against the Lions.

Dec 6, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Va Tech actually has some offense today.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

@ AA: And to think my school nearly (and if you caugh my rant earlier should be) ended up playing today (although the team that beat them is playing now on ESPN Classic so I guess it wouldn't have mattered much).

And besides, who would watch D-2 when we have the closest thing to a national semifinal game on at the same time.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

@ SSR: Thom Brennaman does have some good calls when the game is really tight at the end (see Boise-Oklahoma), but other than that, yeah, he'll yawn half his audience to sleep with that one.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

UPSET WATCH: Richmond 9 App State 7

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Walnuts 1:52

The fact that the Suckeyes are even in the running for a BCS game shows what a joke these polls are and how much "laundry picks" (to quote Pat Forde of ESPN) totaly screw up the rankings.

UConn sports = ESPN agenda

Real upset alert: Richmond leads App State 16-7 with 7:21 left in 3rd

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

who would watch D-2 when we have the closest thing to a national semifinal game on at the same time.

Take one for the team. For the good of the Pammies!

I might skip the SEC pregame and turn to it during the commercials. That D-II game should be better than USC-UCLA.

Dec 6, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

I've noticed Nessler and Greise give Maguire the Kournheiser treatment and fake laugh at his jokes.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

Well Boston College is screwing up another chance to be in the BCS.


Assuming Oklahoma and USC win I project:


Rose Bowl

USC vs. Penn State


Orange Bowl

Va. Tech vs. Cincinnati


Fiesta Bowl

Texas vs. Utah


Sugar Bowl

Alabama/Florida vs. Ohio State


National Title Game

Florida/Alabama vs. Oklahoma

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

Might be a good day for Va. football. Va Tech is leading in the ACC championship, JMU is no.1 and hosting Villanova and UR is beating App State.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Upset alert: ECU 24, Tulsa 17.

@ walnuts: To your point about upsets and how Pitt over UConn and Va Tech over BC are "upsets", well this is your upset. Not too many people gave ECU a chance over Tulsa.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Hopefully Mizzou beats Choklahoma tonight in the Big XII championship.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

If Missouri wins then Texas probably gets in the title game should USC lose.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

@ SSR: If Mizzou pulls off the upset and beats Oklahoma, then it would be Texas (most likely).

It's almost like we have 2 semifinal games today. The only thing being is that Missouri is playing for Texas.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

I agree, JFein, and yet it isn't on ESPN.com's "upset watch".
Remember when ECU was ranked in the top 10 after beating WVU and Va. Tech and Skippy was rumored to be leaving for a bigger coaching job?

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

Richmond just scored again 23-7 5:46 left in 3rd

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

@ SSR: You really think USC has a shot? I don't see a win over UCLA catapulting them over Texas.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

Stu Scott laughs at Nessler's attempt at karaoke.

Dec 6, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

That video of Nessler as Elvis was just ridiculous.

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

Seeya later, App State! It's also ridiculous that game isn't on in basic cable dispite Boone, NC being only 2hrs from Charlotte.

ESPN blows sometimes.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

@ Walnuts: Yep, I remember it. The funny part is is that it was ESPN that was giving them no chance at the beginning of the game, citing the fact that they would never be able to outscore the high-powered Tulsa offense.

"This is a fake by Dodge!...and he punts it at the last minute." - Dave Pasch on an option punt.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

I don't know what was worse: Nessler's Elvis or Dubya's 9 yard kick off a tee before the coin toss.

Dec 6, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

If ECU wins, I predict Skippy will bolt for Syracus even though ECU is probably a better gig.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

Pitt/UConn 20-10......SHOOTOUT!

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

"the lack of a QB running game is hurting App State." - one of the announcers, no what's hurting them is trailing by 16 late in the third.

App State just scored TD misses 2 pt, 23-13 Richmond 1:51 left in 3rd

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

@ JFein, it's the BCS, they will do anything to get USC in the spotlight.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Adolph Bush XLIII: SEIG HEIL!

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

Worst. President. Ever.

Even worse than Millard Fillmore.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:32:00 PM  

-There's Taylor. There's Tyler. There's Fillmore and there's Hayes. There's William Henry Harrison.
-I died in thirty days!

Dec 6, 2008, 2:35:00 PM  

We are the mediocre presidents!

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

But William Henry Harrision had influenza in less than 30 days.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

It may be C-USA, but ECU-Tulsa is the most entertaining game on right now. Winner goes to the Autozone Liberty Bowl. Loser heads to the utterly meaningless GMAC Bowl.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

He got sick because his inauguation speech was so long and he didn't have a jacket dispite being really cold in Washington.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

Better than the socialist-elect

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

ECU-Vandy in the Liberty Bowl!

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

@ James Craven: He caught influenza from making his inauguration speech out in the rain. He made the speech, caught influenza, and 30 days later we were burying William Henry Harrison.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

This is how all sports commentators should call moments from now on:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUwfKQ_rJs

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  
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JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

Excuse my earlier Simpsons reset. These games aren't really holding my attention. I hate to say this, but...
I MISS PAM*!!!!

*For comedic value only

Dec 6, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

Jay Crawford giving a check.......weak.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:45:00 PM  

Was Dana Jacbson busy with a meeting with Jose, Jim, and Jack?

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:47:00 PM  

"He tried to get too cute there, to pull it(the ball) out. Option fullbacks have told me, if youre past the QB the ball's yours." - Esiaison on a botched exchange

Richmond leads 26-13 10:10 left in 4th

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

Dana's with Mr. Belvedere, walnuts.

Dec 6, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

Maguire trying to be funny on the pirate ship.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

You have to see this Paul MacGuire skit with a parrot. So terrible it's good.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Where's Stacey?

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

@ Walnuts


Dana doing it would be classic.


Dana: Gezza you've won $100,000, what are your feelings right now?

Gezza: Well I'd like to thank god and...

Dana: You'd like to thank god? F*** GOD!!! You threw a f****** football into a hole!!!

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

We've been wondering about Stacy the last two weeks, Paulie Walnuts

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

Bob Wischusen: "Who could ever remember such a piece of television?"
After a partial airing of Valvano's ESPY Speech

Don't you mean forget?

Dec 6, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

And Dana would do that on a grey Goose vodka bender...

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

Actually, she just called and is coming to my place tonight.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

"That one was thrown at 150 miles per hour." - Dave Pasch

As if we did not get enough hyperbole with Dr. Kornheiser on MNF!

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

Stacey, I meant... certainly not Dana.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

@JFein: California PA is losing big to Minnesota-Duluth.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

First it was Matt Ryan, now Flute. Is Hasselbach and Glenn Foley scheduled for the 4th quarter?

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:57:00 PM  

"The sum of the parts is greater than the team. The combination of the parts is greater....what am I trying to say?" - Jon Ritchie

Why is it that whenever I turn a game on just to see the score I come across a Pammy gem?

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

@ James Craven: Had that been Bloom, I fear it would have been much worse. On paper Cal PA was better than Bloom last week, but if it wasn't for those damn officials....

Sorry, I won't get on this soapbox again.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

"You go winless at the University of Washington, you get fired" Petros Papadakis



"Washington trying to salvage another something-something" Barry Tomkins

bspn said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:03:00 PM  

Ian Eagle just nailed a quiz given by Boomer. Besides the US Naval Academy (Roger Staubach and Jimmy carter), what other schiools have produced a President of the United States and a Super Bowl winning quarterback?

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

Answer: Miami (OH) - Benjamainn Harrison and Ben Rothleisburger; Stanford - Jim Plunkett, John Elway and Herbert Hoover; Michigan - Tom Brady and Gerald R. Ford.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

"Tulsa lives and dies by the pass, and I think they got the latter there." - DeMarco Farr, talking about the Conference USA championship

Anonymous said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

"You wonder if East Carolina gets into the Autozone Liberty Bowl or the GMAC bowl, if they'll have enough players, with all of their injuries." - Dave Pasch
"Good point." - Andre Ware

Idiocy knows no limits.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

Richmond scored up 33-13 over App State. Gameover!

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

Navy just beat Army 27-0 and will play in the EagleBank Bowl in two weeks.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:11:00 PM  

Check that. 34-0.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:11:00 PM  

Tulsa-ECU tied up.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

Oh man, while celebrating a big play for Va Tech, a back up wide receiver did the celebratory punch and hit Frank Beamer hard in the back of the head.

HELLO!

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

To think, the folks in Louvul are missing a good football game because WHAS opted to air a Caridinals basketball cupcake game.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:15:00 PM  

"It's been that type of year for the dogs."-Petros, talking about the awful Washington team.

49er16 said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:15:00 PM  

Jahvid Best scores for Cal untouched, and UW's winless season is not in danger. 7-0 Cal.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

Dave Pasch: "Our yellow line is usually accurate."

And unofficial.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

I cannot stand Freecreditreport.com......the commercials are irritating.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

It sucks to be a Seattle sports fan in 2008.

The Mariners lost 100 games, the Seahawks have mailed the season in, the SuperSonics are sucking in Oklahoma City, and UDub football is about to go 0-12. KIinda like Philadelphia pre-1974.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

@ James, and to add to that we're getting an MLS team.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

It's a final.

Appy State has been dethroned.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

"Jahvid Best is one of those guys that has a live body." - Petros Papadakis

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

"Does East Carolina go for it on 4th down?" - Dave Pasch

Let's see. The game is tied. There's less than 2-minutes left. Tulsa is out of timeouts. You're at the 19 yard-line. You make the call.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

And SSReporters, you will get +1 next year because you got Freddie Lunjberg.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

ECU attempted the field goal and it was up....AND GOOD!

Upset alert: ECU 27, Tulsa 24 with 1:43 to go.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

Does it matter James? The MLS is becoming the home of washed up European players.


At least Kevin Calabro is calling the games.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

If ECU scores here, would not having timeouts hurt Tulsa ? " - Pasch assuming the Capt Obvious role, no trailing late in the 4th without timeouts is NEVER a problem

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

INTERCEPTED! ECU is going to the Autozone Liberty Bowl!

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

Turnover #7 for Tulsa, ECU stuns Tulsa.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:33:00 PM  

"1:03 left knee time for East Carolina" - Ware after the pick

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

"They were upset by East Carolina this year in the opening week and they had some really tough road games. That's part of the reason they have 4-losses this year." - Brad Nessler

Let's see losing a game is part of the reason why you have 4 losses...GENIUS!

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(All together now)

Arrrrrrrrrr!

Dan Patrick got the joke off the internet last week.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

"Does he get the sack, even though it was a halfback pass."-Petros Papadakis

49er16 said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:37:00 PM  

"So we put the jinx on him."- Barry Tompkins, talking about Cal's miss field goal.

49er16 said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:38:00 PM  

"This is where you'll see Frank Beamer grind it here." - Brad Nessler

Note to Nessler: Never give me that image again.

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:39:00 PM  

"If youre Frank Beamer you just grind it out here" - Nessler

VA tech proceeds to fumble then Nesler says:

"You can scratch what i just said"

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

"Nobody on the board here when Sean White takes the bitch..."--Wendy Nix on "College Football Scoreboard"

Chris in Tampa said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:42:00 PM  

"It was such a bang-bang play." - Brad Nessler

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:43:00 PM  

"I don't know if it was the helmet or the ball, but they both came out" Petros Papadakis

"You got a lot of angry guys at the University of Washington, that want to take it out on other guys." Petros

"He's a young Italian guy, that just started kicking" Petros

bspn said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

Petros Papadakis has a terrible announcing voice.

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

"We know that Billy Flutie threw one on a fake last year, last week rather." - Brad Nessler

JFein said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

"We know Billy Flutie threw a touchdown pass on a fake field goal last year...er..last week." - Brad Nessler

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

"If Texas is not in the Championship game, they will definitely have a beef, no pun intended." Spenser Tillman

Most of the time somebody says "no pun intended" they really do mean the pun.

walnuts said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:48:00 PM  

"Some serious cracking going on." - Brad Nessler

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:50:00 PM  

"Hey, I took off my shoes." - Paul MacGuire

SSReporters said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

"He is looking like he just got a haircut before the game" Petros

bspn said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

"You have to watch the fake here"

"And they fake it first down. Good call Coach." Whoever is calling the Villanova-JMU game.

jg said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

Petros will start work on Season 4 of "Pros vs. Joes" in a week or two.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 6, 2008, 3:58:00 PM  

"Cal has brought a lot of swagger in the Jeff Tedford era" Petros

bspn said...
Dec 6, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

Pros vs. Joes is a good show.


Touchdown Cal.....17-0 Cal, winless Huskies!

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