Create The Caption #330

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Get off my lawn!"- Anon

"This is for that God-awful song Wishing Well"- Joseph (That one's a spit take)

"ACC Referee Ron Cherry in the crowd: "Personal Foul. Number 53 of the officiating crew. He was giving him the business. 15 yard penalty. Automatic first down."- JFein

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"- Tom
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Junior Seau falling after being tackled by a fan during the Patriots' game against the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday.?


Daily Links:

2009 Playoff Cliches (Chichester Said So)
Big Baby's Car Crash (Central Maine)
The All NCAA Name Team (America's White Boy)
An Awesome Sports Injury Collection (Redux)
Welcome To Chad Pennington Month! (Simon on Sports)
Terrible Sports Memorabilia (Steady Burn)
Cavs Fans To Get Chalk In Their Stockings (WFNY)
What Phil Mickelson Learned This Year (Food Court Lunch)
Your Mugshots Of The Year! (Brahsome)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:07 PM

48 Comments:

I thought you where Brady Quinn.

49er16 said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:09:00 PM  

So you DON'T have my beer? Goddamit!

hollywood wags said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:11:00 PM  

Here's your graduation gift.

Anonymous said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:14:00 PM  

Jeez, Junior...I'm in up to my elbow and I still don't feel that friggin' gerbil!

MarkMc said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

Pictured above is Junior Seau tackling ghosts of Patriots past. The only thing he can tackle.

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:35:00 PM  

As your doctor, I appreciate your dedication to your over-50 colonoscopy Junior, but this wasn't really the time or the place.

Anonymous said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

Man, Tom Brady has really let himself go since the injury...

foos said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

The Arizona Cardinals are about to make the playoffs. This means that they just found a bunch of new fans on the bandwagon. Fans who don't yet realise that Linebackers don't actually carry the ball.

By next year, it won't matter, so the Patriots aren't filing any charges.

Santa Claustrophobia said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

Ken Wisenhunt approves of this hit and immediately signs this man to a contract.

foos said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

Everyone marveled as Junior Seau gave birth to Tom Brady's mutant love child...

foos said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

Shoulda been you George Bush...

foos said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

Rich Eisen loves him some Junior Seau...

foos said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

Man, we're just like kids out here! The media will love us!

Chubs said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

This is a farewell kiss, you dog!

Anonymous said...
Dec 23, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

MAN's GAME, BITCH!!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

The fan who tackled Seau was signed to a contract by the Detroit Lions after this incident.

JamesCraven said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Missionary Impossible.

Two Dogs said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Here comes the tickle monster!

Moiso13 said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Have you seen the remote...

Keith said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

"This isn't where I parked my car!"

Fairplay said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

We're stuck. This Mighty Putty is too strong.

GMoney said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

Filming for the new Medic Alert ad is going quite smoothly

Nuk said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

"So this is the new Michael Vick Experience: Lockup Edition?"

Andy H said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

"Hey! light my fart light my fart"

Anonymous said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

Jerry the Hardcore Pats Fan: [while Junior starts rubbing Jerry's shoulders] Yes, one day we returned to the Krypsona from the beach. Our bodies browned by the sun. And the locals had killed and roasted a goat and –

Junior: We filled our bellies with goat meat.

Jerry: Our hands greasy.

Mike Vrabel: Mouths glistening.

Jerry: Yes, and --

Junior: Once again, our bodies sluggish with goat meat.

Matt Cassel: Okay, all right, okay, do you think there's any way we could save this one until after dinner.

[Jerry and Junior laugh]

Junior: No. That evening, Jerry and I made love so powerful, me thinks I heard the god Zeus chuckling from on high. [Jerry and Junior touch each other]

Mike Vrabel: And I was there, too.

Matt Cassel: [shocked] Do you mean?

Mike Vrabel: Bingo. We did a three way

Travis said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

You left home without your Depends Junior! Here they are!!!

hollywood wags said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

"I can't feel my legs...I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"

N8Dawg said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Aw man! You have wicked bad hemorrhoids!

Joseph said...
Dec 23, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

Like many sequels, "Deliverance 2: Gridiron Boogaloo" just doesn't live up to the original.

Dec 23, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

Rich Eisen with the roll-up from behind...1...2...3!!! We have a new World's Champion!!!

swany11 said...
Dec 23, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Dude....Seau hold still....I lost my watch.

BIGMerle said...
Dec 23, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

Junior Seau and his crew practice for their upcoming interpretative dance contest. Here, they interpretatively dance to 'Baby Got Back'

Anonymous said...
Dec 23, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

GOOD GOD, THAT'S LAWRENCE FRANK'S MUSIC!!!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 23, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

T...T...T...T...TODAY JUNIOR!!!

Steven said...
Dec 23, 2008, 3:20:00 PM  

Stoppp!! That tickles!!! That tickles!!!

Mike R said...
Dec 23, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

*Ron Simmons stumbles onto the scene and looks on*

DAMN!

JamesCraven said...
Dec 23, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

WELKAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pm said...
Dec 23, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  

Those aren't pillows!!!!!!!

MMayes said...
Dec 23, 2008, 5:43:00 PM  

THAT just happened!!

Mal said...
Dec 23, 2008, 7:43:00 PM  

After being turned down by Brian Cox, the Patriots decide to hold in game tryouts for linebackers.

Pip said...
Dec 23, 2008, 7:46:00 PM  

Good ol' J.R. Jim Ross in the background: SMALL CRADLE! SMALL CRADLE! BY GAWD HE GOT IT! THE FAN JUST BEAT JUNIOR SEAU LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE! BY GAWD!

JFein said...
Dec 23, 2008, 8:19:00 PM  

A 45 year old Tom Brady from the future travels back in time in an attempt to save Junior Seau from making the biggest mistake of his life! He has 24 hours..... Can he do it?? Find out this summer in Paramount Picture's "Overtime" rated PG-13...

Rex said...
Dec 23, 2008, 9:18:00 PM  

Get it...taint...taint the ass....taint the balls..aaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

vhschola said...
Dec 24, 2008, 11:52:00 AM  

Vince Vaughn and Junior Seau star in the most talked about film in years...Dude...What Happened To My Career!

Anonymous said...
Dec 24, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

The fan then proceeds to do just as Seau would have done after making a meaninless tackle and celebrates as if he made a game-ending sack.

BigErn said...
Dec 24, 2008, 8:50:00 PM  

Fan: Oh man, Agent K, something's peekin!!!

Anonymous said...
Dec 29, 2008, 5:32:00 PM  

Seau: Do you see any needle marks? Are you happy now?

Cason said...
Dec 29, 2008, 5:33:00 PM   Apr 8, 2009, 5:44:00 AM  

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