Create The Caption #319

Thursday, December 04, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Yeah, this is Eli Manning just calling to remind you that I'm still UNSTOPPABLE!!!"- G-Money

"Why yes, my refrigerator is running. Why do you ask?"- Jay

"...ok I'm at the stadium now, I have to go, bye....you didn't hang up either! ...no you hang up...you hang up, ok, I'm going to hang up now...ahhhhh you didn't hang up either...ok...ok...bye bye Pey Pey."- Bambi

"No dad, I'm dead serious, THE L.L. Bean! They want me to be their spokesman! They just sent me all this neat-o stuff like a beige collared sweatshirt, this is the way better than the Citizen sponsorship."- Anon

"Movie quote."- Anon

Okay, okay....I get the point. Movie quotes are officially banned for a little while.
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Lebron James being introduced before the Cavs game against the Knickerbockers last night?


Daily Links:

Someone Found The Only House With Cable And Without ESPN (North Jefferson News)
NESN Needs To Know Its Role (Sox & Dawgs)
Dwight Howard Will Crush You! (Ball Don't Lie)
Best X-Mas Toy Ever (With Leather)
Riot! (Unprofessional Foul)
We're Already Through The First Month Of College Basketball (I'm Writing Sports)
What Does Your Favorite Player Want For Christmas? (Food Court Lunch)
BCS Coaching Trivia (Simon on Sports)
Make Your NFL Fine Worth It (Money Shot)
Adriana Lima Is Still Engaged To This Guy.... (Rumors and Rants)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:10 PM

60 Comments:

Money..Money...Money..Yeah...Yeah

49er16 said...
Dec 4, 2008, 12:23:00 PM  

Hey good looking, I'll be back after the game

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 12:26:00 PM  

I'm LeBron James, World Icon. I'm LeBron James, World Icon. I'm LeBron James, World Icon...

walnuts said...
Dec 4, 2008, 12:30:00 PM  

that first story makes no sense. the iron bowl this year was on cbs, not espn

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 12:30:00 PM  

LeBron: "Did I go too far suggesting McDonalds design our throwbacks?"

Dec 4, 2008, 12:35:00 PM  

I hope you girls don't mind my cropdusting.

G-dub said...
Dec 4, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

In an effort to save money for the re-signing of Lebron, the Cleveland management team decides to change the dance team's dress code to relaxed-casual.

Wade Robertson said...
Dec 4, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

"Did her...did her...no way...dirty...did her...did her...not even with Big Z's dick..."

The Todd said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

"Where'd I put my Yankee hat?"

Steve said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

would...would...would...would...did? I think?...would...

Sal said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Start spreading the news, I'm leaving in...two years. I want to be a part of it, NEW YORK, NEW YORK!

Big D said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Donnie Walsh: Quick, they are about to introduce him. Send down 40 virgins!!

Kirk said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

In a drastic roster move to save cap room for 2010, the Cleveland Cavs replace all but Lebron with the Houston Comets.

Brian said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Where all the white women at?

Oh, pardon me, didn't see you there.

The Godfather said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

LeBron is fulfilling his lifelong dream of becoming a Washington Redskin.

GMoney said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Hey, there's my Mr. Microphone! I've been lookin all over for that! I'll be back to pick you up later!

hollywood wags said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

From the looks of things, LeBron deserves a break today.

Craig said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.

Greed is right.

Greed works.

Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.

And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Lebron James, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the NBA.

Devon Edwards said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

"Well, I'm not a metereologist but it's raining bitches."

I Worship Erin Andrews said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

I'll be glad to get out of Cleveland and leave all these plain midwestern ho's behind.

Joseph said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

and after this -- LeTurd did that thing where he copies Jordan with the hand dust....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
can ANYONE tell me why they put that on tv EVERY time?

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Cleveland saves cap space by letting McDonald's design its sweatsuits, replacing its cheerleaders with twenty-nothings, and changing the pump-up music to Mambo No. 5.

Adam said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

In an effort to ease their fans transition into seeing LeBron in another team's jersey in 2010, the Cavs will play every remaining game this year in a different team's uniform. Tonight, the '82 Atlanta Hawks!

David said...
Dec 4, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

good luck..please stay.. good luck.. please stay. good luck. please stay.. please stay.. call me

Langston said...
Dec 4, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

LeBron James. Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Jay said...
Dec 4, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

"And now, the starting lineup for your 2010 New York Knicks!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

"sloppy seconds, sloppy thirds, sloppy fourths, sloppy fifths, ..."

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

I'd do her, do her, wouldn't do her, ew, who hasn't done her, and do her."

dsnice27 said...
Dec 4, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

Did you know that a cavalier is a master with the long sword if you know what I mean

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

Lebron: "I'm so excited. I'M SO EXCITED. I'm so....so scared."

Girl that King James is high-fiving: "I thought AA prohibited movie quotes from being used?"

Lebron: That's where you're wrong. This is a TV quote!

JFein said...
Dec 4, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

Dang...in Cleveland I get mediocre looking chicks...at least in NYC I will get Spike Lee!

JTATC said...
Dec 4, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

In an effort to recruit LeBron James, the NY Knicks sent some interns to show what it would be like to play for the sexual harassment organization of the NBA.

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Out: Retro uniforms
In: Retro warm ups as modeled by LeBron James in his '86 Rockets pre-game outfit.

bevo said...
Dec 4, 2008, 3:00:00 PM  

Man, I can't WAIT to play for a team with cheerleaders who don't wear jeans and Converse sneakers.

OKrod said...
Dec 4, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

"Alright, Giggidy Giggidy"

Mike R said...
Dec 4, 2008, 3:49:00 PM  

"I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a bright shining star."

Devon Edwards said...
Dec 4, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

Cameraman: I'm licking up dust from this floor and these chicks are wearing jeans? WTF? Where are the short skirts?

Adam said...
Dec 4, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

Teen nursing home girls found new part time gig...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28051548/

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

Top Three Concerns Going through Lebron's head:

1)How much do you think it costs to take out ad space on the Statue of Liberty's forehead?

2)Dear Jay-Z: Do you like me? Circle Y or N.

3) Am I still allowed to do my powder-throw thing in NYC? Or would they think it's Anthrax?

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 4:22:00 PM  

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  

Desperate to keep LeBron, Cleveland introduces "King James's Harem."

kantwistaye said...
Dec 4, 2008, 4:49:00 PM  

In a rare show of pregame sportsmanship, after his introduction Lebron shook hands with the entire Knicks team.

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 5:59:00 PM  

LeBronald McDonald forgot to put on his wig and makeup.

Dec 4, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

I'm LeBron James, BITCH!!!

swany11 said...
Dec 4, 2008, 7:51:00 PM  

Starting at forward, standing at 6'2", 40 years old and weighing in at 154 pounds, Bobby Brown!

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 9:42:00 PM  

The Cavs new strategy to resign LeBron James is to have every resident of the state of Ohio greet him prior to all home games this season.

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2008, 10:33:00 PM  

Lebron, shown here heavily dehydrated and delusional in thinking all these women were good looking, was quickly pulled aside and given a large cup of Seminole Firewater

frickinidiot said...
Dec 4, 2008, 10:43:00 PM  

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Kiss My Ass
Kiss His Ass
Kiss Your Ass
Happy Hanukkah

MMayes said...
Dec 4, 2008, 11:32:00 PM  

"Oh my God, Sandra. It's the guy from that Vogue cover!"

MikeO said...
Dec 5, 2008, 3:11:00 AM  

"Look at all these chicks trying to touch my wiener...wait, why is Mike Dantoni at the end of the line?"

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2008, 10:20:00 AM  

Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, You're cool, and fuck you! I'm OUT!

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2008, 10:23:00 AM  

Reggie Miller: Like Daniel Gibson, LeBron spots up and gets the titty.

SSReporters said...
Dec 5, 2008, 10:25:00 AM  

LJ's thoughts: this one's hands are a little low. hmm, I wonder if she'll touch my junk if I run closer.


Minutes later... it was worth a try...

Sal (one winning quote) said...
Dec 5, 2008, 11:03:00 AM  

Needing a night off, the Cavs leave their game against the Knicks in the capable hands of a local Junior High girls team playing in jeans.

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2008, 11:21:00 AM  

"One day, this hell hole will be in my rear view mirror"

Sportz Assassin said...
Dec 5, 2008, 11:49:00 AM  

LeBron Who?... I thought we were going to see the Jonas Brothers! I wore my best Ugg Boats for this!

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2008, 11:58:00 AM  

What every crafty NBA veteran knows... always wear your warm-up pants to the strip club...

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2008, 11:59:00 AM  

Hubie Brown: Judging by the warm up, I'd say LeBron is looking to play for Spain and not New York.

Cason said...
Dec 6, 2008, 12:43:00 AM  

"Please don't let my gun go off. Please don't let my gun go off. Please don't let my gun go off."

Scott said...
Dec 6, 2008, 2:13:00 AM  

Lebron: "I been in Cleveland all this time and I just now figure out what they mean by the Dawg Pound".

Mal said...
Dec 6, 2008, 5:46:00 AM  

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