Create The Caption #314

Thursday, November 20, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"SEEEEEEEEEEELL!!! SELL! SELL! SELL!"- Scott

"We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Cuban, and turned him into a successful executive. And during the same time, we turned an honest, hard-working man into a violently, deranged, would-be killer!"- Kelly

"Damn it! I knew I should have stuck with the Orange Crop speculations this year!"- Foos

And your winner of a copy of EA's NCAA '09 is (drumroll)........

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper (errr - mamma.com) , but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much."- Mal

You all know that I'm a sucker for movie quotes, and while the "Trading Places" ones were hilarious, invoking Gordan Gekko will always win you a video game. Congrats Mal! Only two more shots folks....keep up the stellar work....
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Okay folks it's time! We're raising the stakes, and for this week and this week only, you will be playing for a copy of EA Sports' NCAA 2009. The rules are simple....you have to submit your caption with a registered blogger profile, have an email address linked within said profile, and you have to be funnier than everyone else (sorry Anons, you won't win if you don't register). If all of the above holds true, I'll get your information, and EA will send you the game on either PS3 or XBOX in the next week or so. It's that easy!

NCAA Basketball '09 (EA Sports)

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Donovan McNabb during a news conference yesterday?


Daily Links:

Ken Rosenthal Beat ESPN To Another Scoop (3:10 To Joba)
Tale Of The Tape: Childress vs. Williamson (Randball)
Oh No! Brady Quinn's Finger Tis Broke!!! (WFNY)
Chris Cooley Is Finally Starting To Understand The Internet (The Landry Hat)
On Expanding The NCAA Tournament (Kornheiser's Cartel)
Joe Maddon Is The Man (Bugs and Cranks)
Norv's Coming Back For Another Disappointing Year (Rumors and Rants)
ESPN Is Getting Ready To Hand Over A Cool Million (Simon on Sports)
Spend An Afternoon Watching Highlights From A Game In 1958 (Reel Sports Fan)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:56 PM

139 Comments:

Tie Game? Whatchu talkin bout Willis?

Dallas said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

Tell David Blaine that his new "Floating Head" trick sucks. I can totally see his body.

foos said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

"Do I still talk to Hannibal and Face? I don't understand the question."

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

Damnit, dallas, I was going to use that quote.

walnuts said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Maybe I was confused, College football games can finish in a tie instead!

Hien Pham said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Hmmm, that guy looks like a bowl of Chunky...man, I am hungry, it's great when Coach and I get a case of Chunky, add three cheesesteaks each and a case of Blue Ribbon and do some heavyweight eating before practice...is he talking about ties? I hate ties, I like crewnecks the best, or maybe a turtleneck, I look good in them...man, I am so hungry right now for some Chunky.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

foos said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

But when I asked Mike Nolan, he told me that ties weren't allowed in the NFL!

Wade Robertson said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Ok, I'll admitt that I didn't know that a regular season game can end in a tie. But at least I didn't throw up this time.

walnuts said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Damn and I was all ready to go for 2 if we scored.

alex said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

So, wait... Why didn't we just line up for a field goal at the end of Super Bowl XXXIX? Brady could have kept the trophy on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I could have kept it on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays... But what about Sundays? Who gets it on Sundays???

dwhit said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

"I didn't even know games could end in a tie."
(Can't top the original sometimes)

Steve said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Conan O'Brien's tryouts to find a new staring contest opponent continue.

James D. said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

I've never been part of a tie. I didn't know games in the NFL could end in a tie. (the original quote from McNabb is good enough)

Michael said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Wait, so you are telling me that it takes 10 yards to get a first down?

The Sherm said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

TIES? TIES? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? TIES??!? I JUST HOPE WE CAN WIN A GAME!

David B said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

I guess that Donovan has been practicing Joey Tribbiani's "Smell The Fart" acting.

GMoney said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

McNabb: "But I was talking to Tony Siragusa, and he said the games couldn't end in a tie!"

JFein said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

This is Rush Limbaugh's fault, I just know it!!!

BF said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

"Rules are overrated. What we have here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback knows the rules of the game - black coaches and black quarterbacks knowing the rules."

-Donovan McNabb quoting his inner Rush Limbaugh

Winks said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Let's see, what can I say that would take people's attention away from the fact that we can't beat the freaking Bengals?

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

You mean we don't get a 5th down?

Ted said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Donovan McNabb giving us Donovan McNabb face right before he's about to throw up. This press conference must be in Jacksonville.

JFein said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Hmmm...Blame Andy Reid or say becuase I am black QB and have more pressure to preform than white QB's, I forgot the rules.

49er16 said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Hmmmm. Canadian football features only three downs on a longer field than we play on. I wonder if Henry Burris has to field these stupid questions. Ties are dumb anyway, I would so have gone for two if the hail mary pass was completed.

Brad James said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

Hank Baskett: Hey Donavan, let's get some lunch.

Donavan: Yeah I'm starvin, where should we go?

Hank: Your choice.

Donavan:Hmm, I'm thinking something Asian. Not Chinese. Not Sushi. Not Vietnamese. Definitely not Indian Food. Hmm. I just can't think of any other kind of Asian Food. There are definitely no other possibilities to satisfy my craving for food from the continent of Asia.

B-rent said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

No way, that's...

WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!

Big D said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Math is hard.

walnuts said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

Press: There's Only One Overtime
Donovan: Whatcha talkin bout Willis?

Simon said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

Ha, already beatin to the punch

Simon said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Mcnabb channels Allen Iverson:

We sittin' in here and I supposed to be the franchise player and we in here talkin' bout knowin' the rules. I'm mean, listen, we talkin' bout a tie. Not a win, not a loss, we talkin' bout a tie. Not a game, not a game that I go out an die for and play every game like its my last. Not a win, we talkin' bout a tie, man. I mean, how silly is that? We talkin' bout knowin' the rules. I know I'm supposed to lead by example. I know that. I'm not shoving it aside, ya know, like it don't mean anything. I know it's important. I do, I honestly do, but we takin' bout knowin' the rules, man. What are we talkin bout? The rules? We talkin' bout knowin' the rules, man. We talkin bout knowin' the rules. We talkin' bout knowing the rules. We ain't talkin bout the game. We talkin' bout knowin' the rules, man. When you come into the stadium and you see me play. You see me play, don't you? You see me givin' everything I got, right? We talkin' bout knowing the rules right now. We talkin' bout knowin' the rules. Man, look, I hear you. It's funny to me too. It's strange to me too, but we talkin' bout knowin' the rules, man. We not even talkin' bout the game, the actually game, when it matters. We talkin' bout knowing the rules. How the hell can I make my teammates better by knowing the rules?

Mike said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

"So you tell me there is a thing called a tie, yeah right. The next thing your going to tell me is that Awful Announcing doesn't hate ESPN."

Ben Chew AKA BC said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  
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swany11 said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Mike won

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

McNabb: "I didn't even know that games in the NFL could end in a tie.

Reporter in the background: "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

JFein said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

What happens when you combine the heads of Donavan McNabb, Charles Barkley, and Kimbo Slice? I give you KimCharlavan BarkMcSlice.

swany11 said...
Nov 20, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

lol..you guys are idiots

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

"Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins too?"

john said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

McNabb: I haven't got a brain... only straw.

Reporter: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?

McNabb: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.. don't they?

Reporter: No sh*t

john said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

No Lacy Underall, I would not like to tie you up with some of my ties.

Robert Garrett said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

I wonder if scrambling is legal...

Jeff V said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

C'mon mom, this is not the appropriate time to offer everyone, Campbell's new thick and hearty "Foot in the mouth" flavor.

Nov 20, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

Kelly said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

"I'm thinking Arby's."

rhett said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

A tie? A TIE!?! There's no tying... There's no tying in football!

Answer 42 said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the f**k up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.

MarkMc said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

Now these guys are telling me that a tie is like kissing your sister...that's strange...but whose sister?...Andy Ried is the coach, the head of the team...thus do I have to kiss his sister?

Kevin Bell said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

I've seen games... games that you've seen. But you have no right to call me an idiot. You have a right to ridicule me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what tie means. Ties. Ties have a face... and you must make a friend of ties. Ties and Overtime are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Syracuse. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a stadium to inoculate the children. We left the stadium after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... we had just tied! We had just tied the Cincinnati Bengals.. it felt like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. A Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, Tie. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to play football in Cincy without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us

MarcRabbi said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  
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JamesCraven said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

damnit, I knew I shouldn't have stopped at chapter 31 of that Magic Johnson book before the game. Number 32 is 'beware of the tie game in football'

mike said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

McNabb (thinking): "But I heard Herm Edwards say... 'You PLAY, to WIN, the GAME. You don't play to just play it.'"

Noah said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

Donovan McNabb brings out the much maligned "Donovan McNabb Face," seen only during two minute drill, big games, two minute drill in big games, finding out there are ties in football, and when Andy Reid calls for a run on fourth and short.

Sim said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Tying? TYING? There's no TYING in football!

...

There's tying in football?

Nov 20, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

good gosh Marc, I see you wrote a novel up there.

walnuts said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  
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victorv said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  
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victorv said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  
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Nov 20, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

"We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about ties. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about ties, not a win, not a win, not a loss, but we're talking about ties."

"I know it's important, I honestly do but we're talking about ties. We're talking about ties man. We're talking about ties. We're talking about ties. We're not talking about a win or loss. We're talking about ties."

Joe D said...
Nov 20, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

lol walnuts... i was watching apocalyspe now, and i heard it and went to find it online, and just subbed in the words... nothing to do here really.... bored

MarcRabbi said...
Nov 20, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

McNabb (thinking): "What Would T.O. Do?"
(fake tears begin to well up)

Nov 20, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

McNabb: What do you mean we tied?
Reporter: It's a tie, you know. It was an even game, it ended, your team tied.
[laughs]
McNabb: What do you mean, you mean the way we played? What?
Reporter: It's just, you know. Your team tied, it's... a tie, the way you ran out of time and everything.
McNabb: [it becomes quiet] Tie how? What's makes it a tie?
Reid: Donny no, You got it all wrong.
McNabb: Oh, oh, Andy. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Tie how?
Reporter: Jus...
McNabb: What?
Reporter: Just... ya know... you're funny.
McNabb: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I tied how? I mean tie like I'm a cravat, I decorate you? I make you pretty, I'm here to fuckin' decorate you? What do you mean tie, tie how? How did I tie?
Reporter: Just... you know, how you play the game, what?
McNabb: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I tied. How the fuck did I tie, what the fuck is so tied about me? Tell me, tell me what's a tie!

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

Reporter: Daunte! Daunte! Over here! What do you think about your team falling to 0-'08?

[Camera Snaps Photo]

(whispers)

Reporter: Oh, my mistake. I saw your lack of a neck and scrotumy chin and just assumed you you weret hat guy on the couch gorging on Pizza Combos and Fanta two weeks ago.

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

Also, before 2002, I was unaware that a baseball game could end in a tie

Wickerman said...
Nov 20, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  
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Richard said...
Nov 20, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

McNabb: "“You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?”

Richard said...
Nov 20, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot...what? Taxes, they'll be lower...son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia, so do.

Sam said...
Nov 20, 2008, 3:49:00 PM  

Ya see Donavan, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna staht doin some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, NFL games can end in a tie. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin education at Syracuse that you coulda got for a dollah fifty in late chahges at the public library.

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

I thought the scoreboard said TO, not OT. CURSE MY DYSLEXIA!

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

insert random off-the-wall movie quote here to win the contest

JoeSchmo said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

Coach, drop the Chunky Soup now. Mom brought that for me, not you.

MMayes said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

"Two point conversions? No shit....really? We don't always have to kick extra points? GET OUT"

The Humanist said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  
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walnuts said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

McNabb: Tied? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it tied when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

walnuts said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

"They're driving an '84... Sheepdog"

tjgute said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

"What'd you just say to me? Do you know who I am? I'll tie you in the face, fool. What? What? I'm still not using that word right? Damn."

dsnice27 said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:24:00 PM  

"Where the hell is Rush Limbaugh when you need him?"

James and Jamie said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

Donovan McNabb: Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit...Kevin? You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me...

...wait. A TIE?

Andy said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:38:00 PM  

And the censored version:

Donovan McNabb: Aww, you motherf--kers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this s--t...Kevin? You think you can do this to me? You motherf--kers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, n---a. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the f--k do you think you're f--king with? I'm the quarterback, I run s--t around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherf--ker down. Randall Cunningham ain't got s--t on me. That's right, that's right. S--t, I don't, f--k. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherf--king way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me...

...wait. A TIE?

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139654/quotes)

Andy said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:41:00 PM  

Don't look at him! Shut your eyes, Marion, and don't look at him, no matter what happens!

J Dot said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:44:00 PM  

The Redskins can still make the playoffs. The Cowboys can still make the playoffs. Well, Why can't us? WHY CAN'T US???

Dallas said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:45:00 PM  

Moderator: "Explain the NFL overtime system and how it is applied today."

McNabb: "The, uhh... overtime of, uhh... the NFL... can be summarized in... yeah, umm, see... overtime is, uhh... you know, the thing about overtime is..."

McNabb pulls out a gun.

McNabb: "That question was not fair! That was not in the reading! I demand a new question!

N--k G-----n said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

"You gotta be a moron... you gotta be a moron to wanna be a quarterback in Philadelphia"

colinc77 said...
Nov 20, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

Coors Light guys: So we were playing Flip Cup and both our cups landed upside down at the same time. We had to call it a draw. What do you think?

Donovan: I had no idea games could end in a tie.

Cason said...
Nov 20, 2008, 5:08:00 PM  

Whatcha mean I gotta kiss my sistah!

SteelCactus said...
Nov 20, 2008, 5:16:00 PM  

Everyone's all worried about the whole tie thing, but I'm still trying to figure out why the hell we had Greg Robinson at Syracuse around for so long...

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2008, 5:19:00 PM  

A tie is like kissing...Chad Ocho Cinco?!

JamesCraven said...
Nov 20, 2008, 5:28:00 PM  

"You read The Bible? There's a passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17: 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."

Bacon said...
Nov 20, 2008, 5:38:00 PM  

Carlos Delgado thinks to himself: "Do I even play with a Westbrook? Did he just ask if there are ties in baseball? Wait a minute, where the hell am I?"

Dupydog said...
Nov 20, 2008, 5:49:00 PM  

Yeah, those were four very creative captions for Cuban. All four from two different movies that have been used on this site 50x over. Very creative.

Steven said...
Nov 20, 2008, 5:52:00 PM  

McNabb: Of course I've had four-in-hand while in Windsor and Thailand, but I don't see what that has to do with football.

mtjaws said...
Nov 20, 2008, 6:01:00 PM  

Tie? Homey don't play that!

Michael said...
Nov 20, 2008, 6:08:00 PM  

I've got to concentrate...concentrate...concentrate...
I've got to concentrate...concentrate...concentrate...
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon...Manny Mota...Mota...Mota...

Chubs said...
Nov 20, 2008, 6:10:00 PM  

"Just think if the world series ended and one team had 4 wins and the other had 3."

Doug Baxter said...
Nov 20, 2008, 6:20:00 PM  

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Vito Andolini said...
Nov 20, 2008, 6:55:00 PM  

“I think trans fats are made up. Have you ever seen a product that says it actually contains trans fats? No. There’s only foods with zero trans fats. I bet you could just make up something bad and say your product doesn’t have any. People would go crazy for it. I’m gonna start playing a game with no ties. That would be the game to play.”

Nov 20, 2008, 6:57:00 PM  

"We sittin' in here, I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talkin' about overtime. I mean listen, we talkin bout overtime. Not regulation, not regulation, not regulation. We talkin bout overtime."

David said...
Nov 20, 2008, 7:06:00 PM  

"Wait a second now! So you're saying 2 plus 2 equals 4? I didn't know that either!"

Maven said...
Nov 20, 2008, 7:11:00 PM  

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Sean H said...
Nov 20, 2008, 7:11:00 PM  

Two seconds later, Darius Rucker pulled out .44 and smoked the guy who was butchering "Only Wanna Be With You."

David said...
Nov 20, 2008, 7:12:00 PM  

"I like turtles."

Birdman said...
Nov 20, 2008, 7:27:00 PM  

Reporter: And this "Moe's" - is this some sort of business?

McNabb's Brain: Don't say you were at a bar, don't say you were at a bar... But what else is open at midnight?

McNabb: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Nov 20, 2008, 7:38:00 PM  

No, I did not quarter-pound burgers in France were called Royale with cheese.

bevo said...
Nov 20, 2008, 7:42:00 PM  

*Sigh* Why couldn't the Browns have drafted me instead with the first pick?

Danny said...
Nov 20, 2008, 8:33:00 PM  

But Basil, if I go into overtime and there is no winner then we continue overtime. But if there is only one overtime, there is no winner. But if there has to be a winner in a...OH, now I've gone crosseyed.

Anonymous said...
Nov 20, 2008, 8:38:00 PM  

What sport do I play again?

gomakemeasandwich said...
Nov 20, 2008, 8:41:00 PM  

playoffs! don't talk about playoffs! are there even ties in the playoffs!

troy said...
Nov 20, 2008, 9:13:00 PM  

Wait... if you can't have ties in the Super Bowl, then that would explain why everyone else was in such a hurry that one time...

Down Goes Brown said...
Nov 20, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

Cocaine's a hell of a drug. . .

Ali said...
Nov 20, 2008, 9:38:00 PM  

damnit AA just give me the damn video game

EnRaged said...
Nov 20, 2008, 9:47:00 PM  

We're talking about practice. We're not talking about the game. We're talking about practice

cheif821 said...
Nov 20, 2008, 9:56:00 PM  

It's called "Blue Steel"... What?.. Are you serious?

Mr. Deeter said...
Nov 20, 2008, 10:26:00 PM  

The Bengals are who we thought they were.

Mal said...
Nov 20, 2008, 10:44:00 PM  

Guys from crowd: Donovan we like Coors and Coors Light the same.

Donovan: I didn't think we could have a tie.

Mal said...
Nov 20, 2008, 10:45:00 PM  

Who cares about a tie, why is LaDainian Tomlinson eating my chunky soup?

PLBT said...
Nov 20, 2008, 10:45:00 PM  

My prediction....Pain.

Mal said...
Nov 20, 2008, 10:47:00 PM  

"Are you serious? Man I didn't even know you could end a game in a tie, so how the heck am I going to know what hoecho sinkhoe, how ever say it, means??!!!"

Blackhawk said...
Nov 20, 2008, 11:05:00 PM  

LD: Yeah, shes nice She's nice to be people with hair.

JG: What are you talking about?

LD: What am I talking about? Bald people get discriminated against, all the time. And you just saw a perfect example of that. Ask any bald person, go ahead.

JG: How do you deal with?

LD: You know, you get used to it. I get support from my bald brothers. There's no meetings but we see each other on the street, nod or give a thumbs up.
You know we love each other, me and my bald brothers.

John said...
Nov 20, 2008, 11:06:00 PM  

"'Overtime?' What're you talkin' bout 'overtime?' I'm talkin bout a game."

j.a.j.b. said...
Nov 20, 2008, 11:44:00 PM  

Just because I am late to the party...Watchu talkin' bout Willis...I suck.

Dr. Steve Brule said...
Nov 21, 2008, 12:21:00 AM  

"Next question"

Raja said...
Nov 21, 2008, 12:45:00 AM  

Next question.

Andrew said...
Nov 21, 2008, 12:49:00 AM  
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JFein said...
Nov 21, 2008, 12:55:00 AM  

McNabb: I'm really sick of how AA always rewards people with the most obvious movie quotes. Where's the originality in these Create-the-Caption contests? Andy Reid's play-calling is more original than these winners!

JFein said...
Nov 21, 2008, 12:56:00 AM  

Thanks for having me on the program, Mr. Limbaugh.

Daniel, Staff said...
Nov 21, 2008, 1:08:00 AM  

"Quick, staring contest...you and me............................................................YOU WIN, YOU ALWAYS DO!"

Adam said...
Nov 21, 2008, 1:10:00 AM  

"Hmmm, I really want to win that video game for our locker room and AA likes movie quotes. Which one should I go with? Eddie Murphy has been driven into the ground, and I can't do an overused TV show catch phrase either. A football movie would make sense, but I'm not sure if I should go with The Waterboy or The Longest Yard. Maybe an obscure Heaven Can Wait quote. What would really be funny is......Huh, I'm out of time? That's OK. I'll just take a quick break and start thinking again. Wait a minute! What do you mean I don't get any more time to come up with a winning caption? No way you can just end this contest without me getting a shot to win this game!"

bigdp11 said...
Nov 21, 2008, 1:17:00 AM  

McNabb was so pissed at the way the Philly media has treated him this week, that smoke started coming out of his ears.

bigdp11 said...
Nov 21, 2008, 1:24:00 AM  

"Get out of my face! I don't need no has-beens in my corner. And you better wipe that look off your face before I knock it off. You wanna jump, JUMP! Come on! Come on, Creed! Come on!"

Anonymous said...
Nov 21, 2008, 2:23:00 AM  

"Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed media, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that: that does not make sense. Why would a Wookiee -- an 8-foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of 2-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense. But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: 'What does this have to do with this issue?' Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this issue. It does not make sense! Look at me, I'm a Quarterback for an NFL team, and I'm talking about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes any sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that press-box deliberating and conjugating your 'season's over' declaration, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed media, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, the game shouldn't be able to end in a tie."

j.a.j.b. said...
Nov 21, 2008, 3:43:00 AM  

I wonder what Bud Selig would do in case of a tie....Nahhh, that would never happen.

yanksfan12 said...
Nov 21, 2008, 3:57:00 AM  
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yanksfan12 said...
Nov 21, 2008, 3:59:00 AM  

You think if I keep looking at the real media Pam Oliver won't notice I'm here?

yanksfan12 said...
Nov 21, 2008, 4:00:00 AM  

Is my outfit from the "Andy Reid Collection"? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Nick said...
Nov 21, 2008, 8:31:00 AM  

Movie quote

Nick said...
Nov 21, 2008, 8:32:00 AM  

news conference?? since when did we have those in the NFL?

Off the Books said...
Nov 21, 2008, 9:22:00 AM  

McNabb trying to employ the Silent Bob Jedi Mind Trick on the national media to stop bugging him about the tie.

Jeremy said...
Nov 21, 2008, 9:36:00 AM  

I never knew you could wear a tie to a press conference.

Bob said...
Nov 21, 2008, 10:19:00 AM  

Reporter #1: Were you familiar with the Overtime rules?

McNabb: Both teams played hard

Reporter #2: Was Reid familiar with the rules?

McNabb: Both teams played hard

Reporter #3: How dissapointed are you in Syracuse's football program?

McNabb: Both teams played hard

Anonymous said...
Nov 21, 2008, 11:14:00 AM  

A tie? Why would I wear a tie?

Randall said...
Nov 21, 2008, 11:48:00 AM  

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