Create The Caption #294

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Yesterday's Winners....


The all movie quote edition!!!!

"That kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!"- Chubs (Hilarious!)

"My name is Shane Victorino. You killed my father. Prepare to die."- Sanity Has Gone South

"Victorino: Oh, oh, Hiroki. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Martin: Jus...
Victorino: What?
Martin: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Victorino: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f****d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****ng' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
- Langston

"Victorino: You know what I am going to do about this?
Martin: What?
Victorino: Nothing...So what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it like a man!"
- Via Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Eli Manning after last night's loss to the Browns?


Daily Links:

An Awesome Interview With Steve Sabol Of NFL Films (On The DL)
More On Barkley Announcing Outdoors (Salty Milk)
There Are Two Very Special Sports Media BDays Today! (Sports Culture)
A Look Inside Luc Robataille's Poker Tourney (Kings TV)
The Kornheiser-Jaws Experiment Needs To Stop (LOCG)
NBA Video Game Gliches (The Howevah Files)
Matt Stairs? Really??? (Rumors and Rants)
Clemson Fans Get Soooo Emotional Baby! (The Sports Point)
An ESPN Writer With A Multiple Personality (NOIS)
Just Do Your Job Madden (Money Shot)
Was Palin A Former Knicks City Dancer? (Satire Alert) (E True Sports)
Rocco Bads Is Awesome! (Bugs and Cranks)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:31 PM

49 Comments:

NEWMAN!

Mez said...
Oct 14, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

Eli: "Please excuse me as I take the Browns to the Super Bowl"

JFein said...
Oct 14, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

Eli: Hmmm, Fruit Loops or Captain Crunch?

49er16 said...
Oct 14, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

Eli Manning curses Turn Back the Clock Night. He was under the impression that it only effected the Browns uniforms, but was surprised to learn that his Quarterbacking ability had reverted to 2006 form.

Dan said...
Oct 14, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

Hey! Kids! Get offa my lawn!

Santa Claustrophobia said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Eli: "Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have went on that three day coke binge with Lawrence Taylor..."

foos said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Missed it by that much...

Steve said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Ski-NNER!

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

"Ok now what would Peyton say to the media to spin this into a positive?"

Blackhawk said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

Eli: Focus.... Focus.... YES! Perfect Manning Face. Eat your heart out Peyton!

Tom said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

Nice to see Peyton and Eli switched back to their original hosts!

Tom said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Maybe facing the Williams Sisters in a DSRL match and Playing football on the same day wasn't such a good idea

W_Rabb said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Note to self: do NOT take on Romeo Crennel in Double Stuf racing.

GMoney said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Eli realized that it simply wasn't his night, when after the game Derek Anderson covered his rock with paper.

Wade Robertson said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

BF said...
Oct 14, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

I. Did not have. Sexual relations. With that woman.

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Scotty. Beam me out of here.

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Oct 14, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Hmm...all this losing is making me hungry...good thing I brought this knuckle sandwich.

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

Yes...yes...all goes according to plan...we've got them right where we want them...

Chubs said...
Oct 14, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

Hey....HEY!!!

I'll bet I could make a great sandwich with all my left-over chutneys!!!

Ichabod Johnson said...
Oct 14, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

Jeezis, first Jaws said I am the next coming of YA Tittle, then he says that I'm confused. Man, I can't follow what that Polish idiot is saying, he must be a drunk idiot Polack ex-shitty-QB. I'm better than he ever was. Fuck him.

hollywood wags said...
Oct 14, 2008, 2:35:00 PM  

Dangit! mez stole my comment. "Newman!" is clearly the winner.

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

Even eating his thumb can't remove the bitter taste of defeat from Eli's mouth.

http://tobroketolaugh.com

Obliv1ion said...
Oct 14, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

Evil Wax Eli Looks Frustrated. I wonder where he locked up docile real life Eli.

Simon said...
Oct 14, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.

tk said...
Oct 14, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

Hmmm, I wonder what ad I'll see Peyton in tomorrow.

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 3:01:00 PM  

Man, I really shouldn't have eaten all those pixie sticks the night before the game

Ethan said...
Oct 14, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

big bucks big bucks big bucks no whammy STOP!

zach said...
Oct 14, 2008, 3:39:00 PM  

Eli Manning literally AND figuratively shits his pants on national TV

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 4:04:00 PM  

I gotta stop working with Bernie Kosar...and his hair stylist.

Bob said...
Oct 14, 2008, 4:10:00 PM  

Soon my plan to be beloved just like Favre will be realized! I figure a year or two learning a the feet of the master and I should be able to string quality performances together with horrible choking when it matters most.

After all, ESPN has to pick somebody, right? So why not me?

Santa Claustrophobia said...
Oct 14, 2008, 4:44:00 PM  

I might have lost to the Browns but by golly I'm not going to lose the football in the 3 helmet shuffle

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 4:51:00 PM  

(Inner thoughts of Eli Manning): "And to think all I was trying to do was pump fake Jimmy Kimmel's mom into submission this year."

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 4:53:00 PM  

Eli Manning to himself: "You know, it's lonely on the sideline without Tiki Barber criticizing me, Michael Strahan taking credit for everything positive that happens and Jeremy Shockey bitching about not getting the ball enough, only to get hurt later the next game. Thank God Plaxico's still around."

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 4:56:00 PM  

Eli Manning debates whether or not he should try to throw the ball left-handed to improve his performance during the Giants' next series.

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

aw hamburgers!

wishmewell said...
Oct 14, 2008, 5:13:00 PM  

Eli's reaction when asked "What sound does a doggy make?"

Brian said...
Oct 14, 2008, 7:15:00 PM  

The prospect of dealing with both Manning and Norv face was the deciding factor in the Chargers agreeing to Eli's trade demand

jg said...
Oct 14, 2008, 8:43:00 PM  

You better stop celebrating your win Quinn, or who knows where I might put this!
Wait, why are you bending over?

Umassgirl4 said...
Oct 14, 2008, 9:44:00 PM  

Damn you Madden!

Anonymous said...
Oct 14, 2008, 9:49:00 PM  

It's about time that thumb got put back where it belongs.

Quannotto said...
Oct 14, 2008, 9:57:00 PM  

A la Col. Klink- HOOOOOGGGAAANNNN!!

Michael said...
Oct 14, 2008, 10:34:00 PM  

"Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute."

pm said...
Oct 14, 2008, 10:44:00 PM  

*sniff* I promised myself I wouldn't cry...

Brian said...
Oct 15, 2008, 12:18:00 AM  

Ahh! My Toof!

Punch Rockgroin said...
Oct 15, 2008, 12:45:00 AM  

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Mingo said...
Oct 15, 2008, 1:41:00 AM  

Fresh off a loss against the Browns, Eli Manning switches gears and prepares to salvage his night with a victory in the Oreo Double Stuff Racing League.

Jake said...
Oct 15, 2008, 2:45:00 AM  

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

swany11 said...
Oct 15, 2008, 5:34:00 AM  

Gosh, I can't believe Peyton talked me into this Jesus wig

Anonymous said...
Oct 15, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

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