The Patriots get a little carried away with their new throwback uniforms.

Remember, don't shoot until you see the whites of his eyes.

"Bring out the screen and we'll put him down"

You can't expect to defeat the Chiefs with militia!

"It's a sreious knee injury? Well, this job just got a lot shittier . . . "

I don't think we have enough ammo to put this crowd out of its misery.

I thought the Patriots were trying to get younger on defense?

OK guys, let's grab that bucket behind us and take it onto the field. The Pats' Super Bowl chances need something to kick.

But we aren't dressed for Wounded Knee!

Don't fire until you see the white of his bone.

Last one I promise:
Over heard:
"Please pull a Paul Pierce!"

Last time Matt Cassel started a game, everyone dressed like this.

And the militia assembled for the assault on Bernard Pollard.

Sarge, what's going on?

Listen kid, Brady hurt his foot. They're bringing in a replacement.

So why didn't I get a replacement last winter when my foot turned all black from frostbite? That Brady sure is a wuss.

Looks like we got someone to play the "limping, bandaged soldier playing the drums"

The Minutemen were stopped at the last moment from demostrating on Tom Brady what you would do to a horse with a leg injury.

I really don't think the new Patriots third jerseys are gonna catch on

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I thought Boston had the smartest fans in the universe. Why in the world would the JumboTron have to reminded Pats Nation to shut up while their offense has the ball? F*** you, Simmons!

"OK. It's No. 49 in the red jersey. If we all shoot at once nobody will be able to tell who actually hit him. Who's with me?"

"Hey fellas, for once we won't be the most pathetic people on this field."

Brady's out? OK, everyone in a circle, and aim at the person directly across from you. On the count of three. One...two...

fuck it. well lets go see if we can get our deposits back

Tom Brady's injury sets the Patriots offense back hundreds of years.

Arlen Specter's committee has determined that Brady's injury actually came from the second tackler, who hid in the grassy knoll.

Everyone thought that the real-life mascots were very authentic, if not for the Sony hand-held cameras taped to the end of their muskets.

This reminds me of the night when Paul Revere's horse broke his leg.

We can still try out to be Jet cheerleaders, right?

The Redcoats took our leader out!

All I know is that said something about not being able to find anyone with any confidence in Matt Cassell who was still alive.

The Minutemen are sporting the uniforms that Matt Cassel wore the last time he played in a football game.


This isn't in anyway related to the caption, but how many times will we hear the pathetically funny "Harold and Kumar go to Matt Cassel" pun, the equally pathetically funny "Matt 'Harold and Kumar go to White' Cassel", and the other equally pathetetically funny "Matt 'White' Cassel?

Guy 1:"Man, that's not good."
Guy 2:"Whoa... we look stupid."

"Thank God for Alzheimers, we won't remember a thing in the morning"

"All this time worrying about the British, and we get taken out by a Chief."

Curse, schmerse, when we were on the helmet, they drafted Tony Eason, didn't they? What's that? Oh. Well, 1983 was probably a thin year for drafting quarterbacks anyway.

Matt Cassel?!?
You sure these have blanks in them?

For Boston, it was exactly like the day Paul Reviere warned "The British are coming!". Except the complete opposite.

That sound you heard are the Patriot fans jumping off the band wagon.

Somehow these outfits look a lot more ridiculous when we have no shot at the Super Bowl.

OK, guys...put these costumes back in the closet until Draft Day. They'll look really sharp sitting in New York watching the Pats take the first overall pick.

"Cassel. Oh shit. Well, there goes the planet."

Not shown: Bellichick running over to ask "Any of you ever play quarterback ?"

or :

"The backup is coming ! The backup is coming !"

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cause when the going gets tough.. The tough get goin'. Who's with me?"

One knee ligament by land, two knee ligaments by sea...

One Minuteman to another: "So, the NFL thinks it's found all of our secret sideline cameras? Little do they know that our band of rebels have been taping teams for years. Screw you, Matt Walsh!"

Shortly after the game, Bill Bellicheck listed the Revolutionary War militias from New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine as "doubtful" on his injury report for week 2.

Randy Moss to Wes Welker on the sideline: "What do you mean that these guys are our 'special guests' today? Didn't you see that hot gymastics chick that visited the Red Sox dugout? Not fair, homey. Not fair."

Do you think one of these uniforms would be enough to get Favre out of retirement? Oh wait...

I'm guessing they'd rather be at Valley Forge