Create The Caption #254

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Once again, Ellis Hobbs is nowhere to be seen."- johnnymaher

"::humming the training song from "Mike Tyson Punch Out"::"- Sportz Assassin

"Man this is boring, I should brought the latest Danielle Steele novel."- Frank In General

"BI-cycle! BI-cycle! I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my biiiike! Man that Freddy Mercury could sing!"- Ross>

"I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone"
- Adam
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this shot of the Lopez Twins posing together for a photo during the NBA Rookie Photo Shoot in Tarrytown, N.Y.?


Daily Links:

A New Women's Blogging Network Decided To Come Along At The Right Time (Playing The Field)
What The Heck Is Brady Quinn Thinking? (Busted Coverage)
Art Monk Would Like A Moment Of Your Time (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
Yao And China Lose Their Warmup Game (Yahoo)
Hockey Player Pulls A Playmate (Rand Ball)
The NFL Fantastical Scale (Cake Rocks The Party)
Air Rage Is All The Rage (The Big Picture)
Six Degrees Of Derek Jeter (World Of Issac)
The Jackie Moon Of Soccer (The Beautiful Game)
If You Don't Like Your Team, Sue Them (Lion In Oil)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:50 AM

32 Comments:

The only time in history where the sky is the limit for the Lopez twins.

Anonymous said...
Jul 30, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

"Can we be on a beach next? Huh? Can we? Can we? Pleeeeassseeee?"

foos said...
Jul 30, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

Brook: Dude, they're gonna figure this out.
Robin: No way man, we're identical twins.
Brook: But my fro isn't quite as Sideshow Bob as yours. They're gonna be able to tell!
Robin: I don't care... I'm not playing for the Suns as long as I have to practice against Shaq. You do it.

Steve said...
Jul 30, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Until I saw the mirrors, and the backdrop, and the softboxes, and the warehouse, I was really sold on the notion that they were hovering amongst the clouds.

Anonymous said...
Jul 30, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

The twins for their annual back to school pictures at Sears while Mrs. Lopez toils over how many wallet sizes to order.

Wade Robertson said...
Jul 30, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

The twins pose for their annual back to school pictures at Sears while Mrs. Lopez toils over how many wallet sizes to order.

Wade Robertson said...
Jul 30, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

The NBA...where Sideshow Bob getting a contract happens.

Jim Williams said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Man, I can't wait 'til this picture makes the cover of Gigantic Effeminate Biracial Twin Athletes Quarterly.

Nickname Tommy said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Everyody Loves Everybody! Let's Get Tropical!!

Anonymous said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

As most twins do, the Lopez twins realize at the same moment this will be the closest they'll ever come to being on a "Dream Team"

Anonymous said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

As most twins do, the Lopez twins realize at the same moment this will be the closest they'll ever come to being on a "Dream Team"

Anonymous said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

MORE GAY - this photo shoot or those Nike Hyperdunk ads?

Timmy said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

When does filming BASEketball 2 start?

Holy Buckeye said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

for BASEketball...good english.

Holy Buckeye said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Michelle Wie, she smells doesn't she?

I knew it, she doesn't bathe. I knew it dude, high five.

High five.

hollywood wags said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

The Lopez twins before they average 3.2 points per game this season.

J-Fein said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

At least LeBron will make you relevant

Anonymous said...
Jul 30, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

The Lopez twins before they average 3.2 combined points per game this season.

/fixed

Jul 30, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

Hey, Brook, do you wanna go all "Parent Trap" on our new teams?

Jul 30, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

Robin: God, I'm so bored! When is this thing gonna be over? The McDonald's play area closes in half an hour!

Brook: Well let these guys know that we're really only gonna average a combined 2 points per game next year and maybe they'll cut this short.

Anonymous said...
Jul 30, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

brook: dude, we're like flying

robin: fuck this, let's go watch aladdin.

brook: good call.

Anonymous said...
Jul 30, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

We're on cloud nine!


/Shows self out the door

Dr. Oh No Romo said...
Jul 30, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

Day 1: Semi Pro 2 - The Search for LeBron's Gold

Jul 30, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

This is so boooooooring. Where's, like, a Taco Bell around here?

Anonymous said...
Jul 30, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Sideshow Bob and Cecil are captains of their respective teams in the Springfield Penal League

Kyle said...
Jul 30, 2008, 2:45:00 PM  

Robin: Twin Towers, huh? You really want that to be our Super Hero alter egos?

Brook: Yeah. It beats "Shaq's Ass Basket" and "Mr. Choke's on His Own Tongue."

Robin: Or the two woman's names our mom gave us.

Brook: Hehehe, good one, Robin. U r the funnyz.

Corn said...
Jul 30, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

Brook: Why can't I just get rid of you!

GMoney said...
Jul 30, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

"Mom will love this Mother's Day card next year."

The Dish said...
Jul 30, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

"I'll take 'NBA Twins whose careers look significant only when compared to Jason and Jarrod Collins' for $200 Alex."

Johnny HR said...
Jul 30, 2008, 8:43:00 PM  

Dude, Stephen A. Smith thinks we can be the best forwards since Slava Medvedenko!

Steven said...
Jul 30, 2008, 9:16:00 PM  

Who farted? Was that you?

White Hammer said...
Jul 30, 2008, 11:00:00 PM  

Finally...the Ambiguously Gay Duo make it to the NBA.

Monty40 said...
Jul 31, 2008, 9:57:00 AM  

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