Create The Caption #251

Thursday, July 24, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"This is an absolute disgrace. You should all be ashamed with your performance tonight. You clearly have no idea how to fight."- pickitup

"You all are a complete disgrace to Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball."- G-Money

"Ladies, we're supposed to be just like the NBA, this being the Palace and all one of you better get in those stands and punch a fan."- Frank M.

"Ladies, I said walk off the court just like Isaiah and I did after the Bulls swept us in 1991! Be a rich spoiled coward like me!"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of OJ Mayo chatting up Kobe during a break at Team USA practice?


Daily Links:

Iraq Is Banned From The Olympics (BBC)
ESPN Personality Trivia (Simon on Sports)
You Have To Apply To Protest In China (Steady Burn)
Redskins Players Go Tubbing (DC Sports Bog)
Favre Makes A Comeback Via Madden 2009 (BMDP)
Who's Playing The Halftime Show Of The Super Bowl? (Food Court Lunch)
The MLS Has An All Star Game? (Beautiful Game)
A List Of The Best Sports Bars (Love of Sports)
Parity Isn't A Bad Thing (I'm Writing Sports)
The Cavs To Seattle? (The Money Shot)
All You Can Eat Hockey! (Small White Ball)
Morten Andersen Is Awesome (You Been Blinded)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:02 PM

32 Comments:

So wait, if I want that white girl over there, all I have to do is take her?

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 12:22:00 PM  

Kobe ponders whether or not Shaq's ass would taste better with Mayo.

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 12:27:00 PM  

Kobe: Son, someday all this haughty douchebaggery will be yours...

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 12:34:00 PM  

"Dude, I got away with rape! Of course you can beat that NCAA rules violations rap."

KPS said...
Jul 24, 2008, 12:34:00 PM  

Rest assured, they are not discussing the finer points of passing.

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

So, when we lose to Belarus, what are my best options in terms of excuses?

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

OJ:So wait your telling me that you didn't actually jump that car?...

KB:Nah man. It was all computer shit.

OJ: Thats bull man computers can't jump cars

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

OJ: Can you help me get out of Memphis?

The Editor said...
Jul 24, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

Do me a favor Kobe and tell Gasol the only thing softer than his game are the pink monogramed towels I found in his old locker.

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Whoa whoa whoa, so youre saying as long as she doesnt get stitches in her asshole, I wont get brought up on charges? I love this game!

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

How, exactly, does Shaq's ass taste?

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

So uhhh Kobe...can I bang your wife?

Jeremy said...
Jul 24, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Sooo...you copied MJ. Can I just copy you?

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

KOBE: "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em."

KOBE & OJ: "Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!"

KOBE: "Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit."

Chango said...
Jul 24, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

Mayo; Hey Kobe, this guy next me says that I should pass more.

Kobe; What the hell is a pass?

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

See what had happened was this guy see he gave me well he paid me.. ah
Kobe - dont worry kid its all free in the NBA

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

OJ: Did that dude just say "Where's your assists?" or did he say "There the asses sit?"

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

Mayo: So I says to Mabel I says--(Williams sits down)--I'll tell ya later.

GMoney said...
Jul 24, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

What's your lawyers name?

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 5:43:00 PM  

OJ: Whenever D-Wade is guarding me and I go up to shoot, I get blinded by the light that reflects off his cue ball head. How do I get him to back off?

Kobe: Next time just backhand him across the face. Trust me, it works. Just ask Marco Jaric and Manu Ginobli.

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 6:22:00 PM  

How come you got to play pro ball straight outta high school, and I had to go to college for a year?

Matt Rock said...
Jul 24, 2008, 6:52:00 PM  

Why is JJ Redick over there? And what's he doing to Coach K? Did Coach K pull a muscle in his groin or something?

PLBT said...
Jul 24, 2008, 9:39:00 PM  

Nah, man, college is cool. They pay you and everything.

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2008, 11:54:00 PM  

Kobe: Ok I got another one for ya. If the shorts don't fit, you'll play like shit. Ha-ha-haaa! Thats dope, right OJ?

OJ: Uh yeah...sure Kobe.

Lammy742 said...
Jul 25, 2008, 7:20:00 AM  

Really, you only went to one high school? How's that work?

Unknown said...
Jul 25, 2008, 9:05:00 AM  
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The Dude said...
Jul 25, 2008, 11:11:00 AM  

I'd go with Honeydew, thats the money melon....

The Dude said...
Jul 25, 2008, 11:14:00 AM  

So let me get this straight, if she has yellow panties, don't touch her?

Anonymous said...
Jul 25, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Mayo and Bryant discuss the merits of gift-giving as a way to strengthen partnerships.

Anonymous said...
Jul 25, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling, down there?

Joseph said...
Jul 25, 2008, 3:03:00 PM  

Have I ever introduced you to my brother, Evian Horseradish?

Adam J said...
Jul 26, 2008, 7:33:00 PM  

The only Brandy I got was from BDA

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2008, 12:36:00 AM  

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