Create The Caption #244

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Hardcastle and McCormick have nothing on us. We're "back to back!"- Anon

"This is what the entrance to Hell looks like."- Oops Pow Surprise

"Skip: You know, I loved you in the Longest Yard.
Nelly: Thanks. You played a pretty good Green Goblin in Spiderman."- Dan W.

"It's gettin' lame in herre. . ."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Josh Hamilton during the HR Derby last night?


Daily Links:

More On Reilly (Calling The Shots)
It's A Pose Off! (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Brett Favre Is Dimitri The Lovah (Food Court Lunch)
A Funny Kornheiser Story (Deuce of Davenport)
The All Dick Team (Bugs and Cranks)
The All Bum Team (Rumors and Rants)
The NBA's Problem Just Got A Lot Bigger (JV Sports)
A Tractor Traylor Sighting! (The Sports Point)
Running Of The Bulls Big Easy Style (Steady Burn)
The Skins Get To Keep Their Name (East Coast Bias)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:05 PM

49 Comments:

*Insert Erin Andrews reference here*

Nickname Tommy said...
Jul 15, 2008, 12:26:00 PM  

Yeah, I'm a white guy, so suck on it.

Hollywood Wags said...
Jul 15, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

Hamilton's BP pitcher still couldn't comprehend the reasons for taking Viagra so Josh gave a visual description.

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

I guess Cialis is right for Josh.

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 12:36:00 PM  

Hamilton does his impression of Rick Reilly.

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

"The Ace of Spades!"

MarkMc said...
Jul 15, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

You think white boys are good at Home Run Derby's? Check out this air guitar!!

ponce said...
Jul 15, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

Excellent!
[air guitar]

noyam said...
Jul 15, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

FREE BIRD!

Steven said...
Jul 15, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

Nice! I like that NYPD choke hold out in Center Field!

shacky316 said...
Jul 15, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

Speak softly and carry a Big Stick.

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

Yeah, I saw Erin Andrews during the softball game...

Austin said...
Jul 15, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

I'm on a plane, with cocaine
And yes I'm all lit up again...

Jul 15, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Wild Stallions! *air guitar solo*

Chubs said...
Jul 15, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

THIS IS MY WEAPON. THIS IS MY GUN. THIS IS FOR F.... come to think about it, they are both for hitting dingers.

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

BINARY SOLO
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0000001
(Because we all know Josh Hamilton is a robot)

Cody said...
Jul 15, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

Smoke this crack Tampa, Chicago, Cincinnati...

Jul 15, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

Home runs get Josh Hamilton a little bit more excited than he would have expected...

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Awsome, I's so ready for the World Air Guitar Championships

JAM said...
Jul 15, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

"You have to understand, he is hitting more homeruns because he is hitting the ball on the sweet spot of the bat." - Joe Morgan

ryan said...
Jul 15, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Hey Berman! Back Back Back into this!

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Jul 15, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Can you feel the SLURP tonight, tonight (Tyrone Biggums style)

Antoine said...
Jul 15, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

NEW! From Midway, "Guitar Hero: Crackhead Edition!" Now with special wooden controller for hallucinogenic drug-induced outdoor play! Get yours today!

bido said...
Jul 15, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

"Love in an elevator!
Livin' it up as I'm going down!"

Soul On Ice said...
Jul 15, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Reily: "That's not bad for a white guy."
Ravech: "Interesting concept."

Eric said...
Jul 15, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

Yep, I got wood. Now, where's Erin?

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

"SCHWING!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

Come on...come on....six feet to the left and this baby's going through Jeter's windshield.

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Heef said...
Jul 15, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Hey Erin, want to visit my TitleTown?

swany11 said...
Jul 15, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

Yes, that was a bat in Josh Hamilton's pocket, although he was happy to see those home run balls leave the field.

Jeff the Web Guy said...
Jul 15, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

Yankee fans only like me for my barbed wire tattoos.

GMoney said...
Jul 15, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

"wood. it's what's for dingers."

Evan said...
Jul 15, 2008, 7:24:00 PM  

"Got that one in the sweet spot."

That's what she said.

Mal said...
Jul 15, 2008, 7:25:00 PM  

"Got that one in the sweet spot."

That's what she said.

Mal said...
Jul 15, 2008, 7:26:00 PM  

Hey, thanks for the reference to my blog!

Nick
http://fyisf.blogspot.com

Nick said...
Jul 15, 2008, 8:18:00 PM  

DAMMIT!!! Cant get all the way through "Through the Fire And the Flames....goddamn Guitar Hero

vhschola said...
Jul 15, 2008, 8:27:00 PM  

Pictured: Josh Hamilton really hoping his maple bat doesn't splinter.

Dan said...
Jul 15, 2008, 9:08:00 PM  

Ronnie's not going to answer because...he's a dillweed. You see, Ronnie doesn't have AT&T, so he's basically got zero bars in this dump. So although you've called like THIRTY TIMES about Motorhead tickets tonight, he's not calling you back.

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 10:23:00 PM  

That's right guys, Josh Hamilton's so tough he's crushing homers with his dick.

pmelchre said...
Jul 15, 2008, 10:28:00 PM  

Whoahhhhh, this is the 2nd longest needle I've ever used...

Nate said...
Jul 15, 2008, 10:50:00 PM  

Hamilton: This is what my penis does when I hear Joe Morgan announcing!

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 11:00:00 PM  

...to answer your question, something like this...

Anonymous said...
Jul 15, 2008, 11:10:00 PM  

"Hey Morgan, choke up on THIS!"

Ross said...
Jul 15, 2008, 11:42:00 PM  

Madonna settled for A-Rod because she couldn't have this!

Ed from AZ said...
Jul 16, 2008, 2:47:00 AM  

Josh Hamilton's new and improved batting stance, courtesy of an 87 year old blind paraplegic with no elbows.

Lammy742 said...
Jul 16, 2008, 7:58:00 AM  

Josh Hamilton calls him own cumshot.

jayblack said...
Jul 16, 2008, 11:47:00 AM  

(should be: "Josh Hamilton calls HIS own cumshot"

jayblack said...
Jul 16, 2008, 11:48:00 AM  

Probably a preview of things to come: Feel-good story about a man who turns his life around and tears the League up. Then chokes on it like a fat man with an all-you-can-eat pork chop platter.

Santa Claustrophobia said...
Jul 16, 2008, 12:01:00 PM  

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