Create The Caption #239

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Wait, the drivers aren't encouraged to run over traffic cops. Then I'm out, man."- Anon

"Now wait a minute... I thought Moss resigned with the Patriots. And when did the Eagles move to Daytona?"- Anon

"Randy Moss stuns reporters as he describes how it is possible to still take plays off in NASCAR."- Gellman

"I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do with my hands right now."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe Bryant hopping out of a Delorean?


Daily Links:

Introducing The Cold War Cheerleader Showdown! (COED)
A Pantless First Pitch? (Big League Stew)
Mike And The Mad Dog Analyzed (Mike and The Mad Blog)
Your Fan Of The Week (Joe Sports Fan)
Crazy Sawx Fans Invade NYC (Red Sox Monster)
Athlete Marriages Usually End Well (Rumors and Rants)
Emmitt Smith Has Some Great Endorsement Deals (The Sports Point)
Professional Snowboarder Overachieves on Joe Buck's Favorite Show (Waiting For Next Year)
Not Every Cleveland Fan Is Happy With The CC Trade (The Money Shot)
Rampage Is Not Happy (NOIS)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:46 AM

45 Comments:

Kobe: Are you sure this is right before the other me told Mitch to trade Shaq?

Jul 8, 2008, 12:11:00 PM  

I'm going back.....to the future!

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:22:00 PM  

In a stunning retalitory move, Kobe Bryant travels back to 1985 to tell Shaq EXACTLY how his ass taste.

Jake said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

"I got my flux capacitor all up in here, bitches."

Dave J. said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:34:00 PM  

Not seen: Kobe knocking Pau over the head yelling "Hello McFly!: again and again.

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

"BACKINTIME" Al la SNL skit...

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

"Black To The Future" in theaters Christmas 2008.

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:39:00 PM  

"If I could turn back time" Cher re-mix video sans the saggy bare ass.

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:39:00 PM  

Kobe, tell me how my flux capacitor tastes.

WhoDey said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

"Get this thing to 88mph and get me back to Cordillera, Colorado...July 1st, 2003...I've got some unfinished business with a lady friend"

Adam said...
Jul 8, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

What I wouldn't give for some Libyan terrorists right about now...

BF said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

I'm going back to 1985 so that I can be LeBron's daddy.

Ponce said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

Apparently championship teams aren't the only thing Kobe can't be in the driver's seat for.

Down Goes Brown said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Mr. Fusion runs on garbage, so Kobe's sense of entitlement should be an adequate fuel source.

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Shaq was right. It was so much easier just to pay her off.

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

1.21 gigawatts!!!

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Consent? Marty, where we're going...we dont NEED consent!

Jake said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Slow down. If we end up back in the 90's everyone will know for sure that I'm not as good as Jordan

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Quick Doc, get me back to Boston in time for Game 1 of the Finals.

Wade Robertson said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Wait, I can buy one of these? Then why the hell am I trying to steal it?

I don't want one anyway, not enough room to lick my lips in here.

hollywood wags said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

inside the car is a photo of the 2002 Lakers with Robert Horry starting to fade away

Jeff Hawkins said...
Jul 8, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Yo, Delorean is French for " I may not have wn the championship, but I'm stil living large, bitch."

Nick Pipitone said...
Jul 8, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Kobe: I can't wait to see the look on Ronny's face when I jump over THIS car.

Jul 8, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Sorry guys, we got beat in Boston. Again.

HardScores said...
Jul 8, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

In a bizarre twist, Kobe revealed he would jump over a car that HE was driving as he travels backwards in time.

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

Kobe: For the last time, Ronny, press the eject button once I'm in the clear. This one's gotta be BIG!!!

Ronny: But people actually might get hurt this time, man--

Kobe: I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!!

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Kobe arrives back in the present after going back in time to his playing days with Shaq. He will now call him to tell him exactly how his ass tastes.

troy said...
Jul 8, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Did you see me hit Kenny Smith there? That was hilarious.

Steve said...
Jul 8, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

Man, Shaq's flux capacitor tastes even worse than his ass....

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

1.21 jigga-what?

The Godfather said...
Jul 8, 2008, 3:50:00 PM  

Say what you want to about my performance in the Finals, but no one better criticize my performance of Johnny B. Goode.

GMoney said...
Jul 8, 2008, 4:10:00 PM  

yo, dawg...tell britney she's not the only one who goes commando while cruising LA.

mark m. said...
Jul 8, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

Nothing to see here. Kobe has always been amused by Crispin Glover's reading of the line, "Hey, you--get your hands off of her."

Anonymous said...
Jul 8, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

That's right, Kobe travels in a Delorean... he's used to folding.

Chris said...
Jul 8, 2008, 4:26:00 PM  

Anonymous Adam said...

"Get this thing to 88mph and get me back to Cordillera, Colorado...July 1st, 2003...I've got some unfinished business with a lady friend"

GAME. SET. MATCH. Pay the man, Johnny!

However, I'll still contribute something I s'pose:
"1.21 gigawatts...1.21 gigawho?..."

/lame Jay-Z reference.
//Serious, Anonymous Adam wins this thing.

JX said...
Jul 8, 2008, 5:19:00 PM  

While Kobe can't say how Shaq's ass tastes, he can definitley tell you how this Delorean's gas tastes.

jfein said...
Jul 8, 2008, 7:36:00 PM  

Whoa ... this is heavy, Doc!

cowboyjoe said...
Jul 8, 2008, 10:24:00 PM  

Shaquille? Where we're going, we don't need Shaquille...

Answer 42 said...
Jul 8, 2008, 10:33:00 PM  

Even gas prices are too high for millionaires.

taylor price said...
Jul 9, 2008, 12:49:00 AM  
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Walton's Wisdom said...
Jul 9, 2008, 3:31:00 AM  

Kobe: "Thanks, bro. Now send the tape to ESPN before the 8pm Sportscenter."

White guy: "Should I cut out the part about Lamar?"

Kobe: "Nah, leave it in there."

Walton's Wisdom said...
Jul 9, 2008, 3:36:00 AM  

Sadly for still-mourning Charlotte Hornets fans, the DeLorean couldn't travel back to 1996

mplant said...
Jul 9, 2008, 8:12:00 AM  

Why don't you make like a tree and get the hell outta here?

Adam said...
Jul 9, 2008, 8:42:00 AM  

Follow Me to the Springfield Aquarium

WFY said...
Jul 9, 2008, 8:46:00 AM  

"Boy this is a tight fit,... speaking of which, I finally understand what that white chick from Colorado was complaining about."

t hinds said...
Jul 9, 2008, 9:59:00 AM  

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