Create The Caption #225

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Maybe if I'm as good as Alex Smith, I'll get my jersey in the Hall of Fame too!"- =M=

"Excuse me sir. Do you work here?"- Sportz Assassin

"Man, Jerious Norwood looks bigger on TV."- Down Goes Brown

"Wow, mom, a lifesized bust!"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of American Idol winner David Cook shooting around before Game Three?


Daily Links:

Some Huge Changes Are Coming To Sporting News (Sporting News)
Video Of Van Gundy's Walton Impression (Real Clear Sports)
Jerry Jones Is Trying To Impress John Madden With His Stadium (Fanhouse)
The NBA Trophy Is Everywhere! (The Sports Hernia)
Ranking The Sideline Reporters (All Balls)
A Reason To Like Every NCAA Football Team (Cake Rocks the Party)
Kobe Is A Big Fan Of Cursing (Brahsome)
Enough With The MVP Chants (Merkin Sports)
Happy B-Day Anna K! (On 205th)
Tom Crean Is Canceling Events Now Because Of Sampson's Violations (The Sports Point)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:35 PM

35 Comments:

Kobe: "Someone tell Sasha he better get his uni on, it's almost game time. What? That's not Sasha?"

WhoDey said...
Jun 11, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Pitching Nike's new Air Witch line of shoes, spokesman David Cook lines up for a three-pointer. The Air Witch line is inspired by the Wicked Witch of the West's boots in the movie Wizard of Oz.

Anonymous said...
Jun 11, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

HADUKEN!

Jeremiah said...
Jun 11, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Maybe if I can handle the rock, people will stop thinking I look like Dane.

Jim Williams said...
Jun 11, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Taking a que from MLB hate mail, the NBA decided to scratch it's Dane Cook playoff commercials.

Anonymous said...
Jun 11, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Yeah. Shooting this will make me look less like an unemployed gay actor. Watch this.

hollywood wags said...
Jun 11, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

"Just got signed to a 10 day contract by Boston"
"Crap just got traded with the rest of this team's bench for LeBron"

Anonymous said...
Jun 11, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

That's some good shooting Mr. Cook. You hit the three better than when Clay Aiken tried a lay up.

Dr. Oh No Romo said...
Jun 11, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

The NBA: Where "unemployed waiters, who win crappy reality shows because they are the lesser of two evils, and now find themselves at the Finals" happens!

N8Dawg said...
Jun 11, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

In High School, they'd never let me wear elf shoes on the gym floor.

Anonymous said...
Jun 11, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Where celebrities taking a dump on the court happens.

Ted said...
Jun 11, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

David Cook sets up for a shot just beyond the credibility arc.

mac-the-mouth said...
Jun 11, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

.......don't look gay...don't look gay....don't look gay...DANG IT I LOOKED GAY!!

Anonymous said...
Jun 11, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

If only Isiah Thomas were still a GM, the "David Cook signs a 4-year, $52 million contract with the Knicks" jokes would write themselves...

BF said...
Jun 11, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Randy: A little pitchy on the shot, but you got it going, Dog!
Paula:(something incoherrent)
Simon: You have as much business on a basketball court... (boooo's)

The Mask said...
Jun 11, 2008, 3:52:00 PM  

Geez, this isn't the first time this tactic has been tried. Rodman played a full 48 minutes in this same getup 10 years ago...with sexy results.

Anonymous said...
Jun 11, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

Hey kid!!! Get off the floor with the black soled shoes!!!!

-My 8th grade janitor

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Jun 11, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

Suck it, Van Gundy, my haircut costs just as much as yours.

GMoney said...
Jun 11, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

Clogs are the next revolution in athletic sports wear.

Jun 11, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

I see David Cook is wearing the new Tony Parker signature shoe from Nike.

Eric (Extra P.) said...
Jun 11, 2008, 4:53:00 PM  

David Cook shows off a new style of 3-point shooting. What this style is, maybe Charles Barkley can tell us.

Anonymous said...
Jun 11, 2008, 4:54:00 PM  

"I need to get good at this... Lord knows I don't have a chance at a singing career."

Ponce said...
Jun 11, 2008, 4:55:00 PM  

American Idol winner David Cook, participating in the subway halftime shoot out, tries to win a free foot long sub as the typical late arriving LA crowd looks on.

Russianator said...
Jun 11, 2008, 4:56:00 PM  

Thanks to his shoes, David Cook made the longest two-pointer in basketball since the three point line was invented.

Timmy said...
Jun 11, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

"Bavetta calls Pierce for the foul, and Cook will go to the line for three!"

tehwalrus said...
Jun 11, 2008, 5:12:00 PM  

Even with the shoes, he's still better than Scalabrine.

pmelchre said...
Jun 11, 2008, 6:15:00 PM  

don't quit your day job

troy said...
Jun 11, 2008, 7:14:00 PM  

With the first pick of the WNBA draft, the LA Sparks select David Cook.

Anonymous said...
Jun 11, 2008, 9:15:00 PM  

Since Donaghy's been indicted, David Stern resorts to other tactics to fix the outcome of playoff games. The Celtics were forced to use David Cook as their point guard in game 3 of the finals. Game 5 will find Jared from Subway playing center for the Lakers.

Mal said...
Jun 11, 2008, 10:05:00 PM  

David Cook unveils Nike's new "Achy-Breaky Jordans" after winning the NBA's "What if P J Carlesimo Were Gay and Incontinent?" Contest.

Mark M. said...
Jun 11, 2008, 10:13:00 PM  

I thought Clay Aiken was the only American Idol who liked balls.....

Joe Powell said...
Jun 11, 2008, 10:49:00 PM  

I just have to remember to bend...err...bend my knees.

Brett said...
Jun 12, 2008, 12:06:00 AM  

I can't even walk on the court at the local Y without sneakers on. He looks like Andrew Declercq shooting a free throw...

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 12:15:00 AM  

That's just a two! He has a steel toe over the line!

Sportz Assassin said...
Jun 12, 2008, 3:01:00 AM  

Wow, look at all those people watching me. Hopefully someday at least half as many come to hear me sing.

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 4:21:00 AM  

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