First Take's Finest Hour: Antwaan vs. The Bear

Friday, May 23, 2008

I know that "ESPN Nonsense" is one of my favorite tags to use on this site, but occasionally it's a good thing. For over a month the folks at First Take have debated whether a punt returner could go goal line to goal line against a bear. Well they finally went to the authorities on both to find an answer. Antwaan Randle El and a Bear expert.....



Only ESPN has the resources to pull something like this off, and while very pointless....it's very entertaining. Also, as much is I like Randle El, he has zippy chance against that bear.

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11 Comments:

zippy :-)

ethanator1088 said...
May 23, 2008, 11:59:00 AM  

That was fantastic, and I'm glad that Randle El took it in the lighthearted manner in which it was intended.

-CBH

Anonymous said...
May 23, 2008, 12:11:00 PM  

This makes me so happy to be alive.

May 23, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

The tale of the tape was great.

But I think the bear would get him, probably in the chase over the last 50 yards. Bears don't take good angles of pursuit but they make up for it in raw speed.

Jay said...
May 23, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

As a Skins fan, there is no way that Randle El makes it to the endzone with all of his limbs intact.

GMoney said...
May 23, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

I could go goal to goal against a koala bear.

Bret Nicely said...
May 23, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

I wouldn't go against a bear to begin with, it would eat me.

Anonymous said...
May 24, 2008, 6:37:00 AM  

So let me get this straight. You hate ESPN nonsense, except when that nonsense involves someone from your favorite football team? This site becomes more hypocritical every day.

AA Hates ESPN said...
May 24, 2008, 10:23:00 AM  

Of course an NFL player can score a TD on a bear--all he needs is a collapse by the Chicago D or Special Teams unit. HUZZAH!!

Anonymous said...
May 24, 2008, 10:25:00 AM  

Someone should create this video game.

Anonymous said...
May 24, 2008, 11:09:00 AM  

The Junkies on WJFK in the DC Market have been talking about this for months. ESPN totaly ripped it off from them.

Anonymous said...
May 27, 2008, 10:14:00 AM  

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