Create The Caption #217

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Wednesday's Winners....


"Oooh! Cotton Candy!!! Can I get one Dad, er Mike?"- Anon

"And Ron Artest is in the stands! Stephen Jackson throwing punches!"- Tony

"Hey Jeff? If you are here, then who is driving the RV??"- Anon

"Ooooooh. Did you see that? Who's Moonlight Graham?"- Mal
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Charlie Weis from last week (you wanted it, you got it)?


Daily Links:

KSK Has An Awesome New Theme Song (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
Dirk Gets A Date (Dallas Basketball)
An Interesting (Fake) Trade Between The Rays And Jays (Foodcourt Lunch)
The All-Ugly Team (Joe Sports Fan)
The Hand Of God Might Be Cut Off To Meet Julia Roberts (Lion In Oil)
Ichiro Made One Hell Of A Catch Last Night (Sox and Dawgs)
The Best Athletes In Hollywood (For The Love Of Sports)
What If Other Cities Threw Octopi Like Detroit? (Merkin Sports)
An Interview With Ex-NBAer BJ Armstrong (Sports Agent Blog)
Some Sports Trivia For Your Afternoon (SS Reporters)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:02 PM

40 Comments:

"Reporters...the other, other white meat."

Mez said...
May 27, 2008, 12:36:00 PM  

I'll bag me one of them grade A prospects yet.

Anonymous said...
May 27, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

"Take this, Dana!"

MarkCiz said...
May 27, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

I need to be able to defend myself against those hoodlums and thugs when we go on the road.

Jarred Amato said...
May 27, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

"Shhhhh. I'm huntin' fo' a wittle gway wabbit. Huhuhuhuhuhuh!"

Sportz Assassin said...
May 27, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

"Go ahead, say something bad about my team again."

michael said...
May 27, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

Who needs defensive signals when you have this?

Tom said...
May 27, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

I thought they stopped filming "The Sopranos".

the g-child said...
May 27, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

At that moment, the secret service agent jumped in front of Arlen Spector, saving the long-time senator's life.

Anonymous said...
May 27, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

"Now where is the doctor who did my gastric bypass?"

ryan said...
May 27, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Charlie is now prepared for when the Big Macs attempt to escape...

Anonymous said...
May 27, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Charlie Weiss tries out his birthday present from Bobby Bowden.

Ted said...
May 27, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

We'll steal your offensive signals, or you're gonna pay a price!

The Dish said...
May 27, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

To hell with Michigan!

Jeff said...
May 27, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

I told you when they hired me we'd have a decided tactical advantage in every game.

Matt said...
May 27, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

"I see you Pete Carroll...the hunter becomes the hunted..."

Sean O said...
May 27, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

"DAMN YOU, CLAUSSEN, I TOLD YOU NOT TO THROW INTO DOUBLE COVERAGE AGAIN!"

Anonymous said...
May 27, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Recruiting becomes more of a challenge when you're below .500

Steve said...
May 27, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

The real reason Matt Walsh was holding out on signing the release agreement with NFL.

Anonymous said...
May 27, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

All right Black Bart, now you get yours.

Bob said...
May 27, 2008, 3:58:00 PM  

Then Charlie said "'Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and the bastards still there.' But Goldilocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with scope and a hair trigger. And that was the end of the thrrree bears."

Bob said...
May 27, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

Hey y'all seen that movie 'The Last Boyscout'? I love that opening seen!

Bob said...
May 27, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

It's only a boom mic, really.

Bob said...
May 27, 2008, 4:04:00 PM  

Hah, like shooting fish at a press conference!

Bob said...
May 27, 2008, 4:05:00 PM  

What are your thoughts on the 'Run and Shoot' Coach?

Bob said...
May 27, 2008, 4:06:00 PM  

Dana Jacobsen must pay for her sins.

GMoney said...
May 27, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

Richard look!! Fat guy with a liiiittle gu-un. Fat guy with a little gun! BAM!

Anonymous said...
May 27, 2008, 4:21:00 PM  

Let's see those recruits try to run to Florida on Signing Day now...

Pickitup said...
May 27, 2008, 6:54:00 PM  

Joey Porter's other cheek is next.

Anonymous said...
May 27, 2008, 7:08:00 PM  

And this how to properly point a camera at the other teams sidelines, Matt. And it's also what you'll be looking down the barrel of if you show that walkthrough tape.

Chris said...
May 27, 2008, 7:22:00 PM  

There's a new Hamburglar in town.

charlie weis said...
May 27, 2008, 7:55:00 PM  

Charlie Weis tries to prove that he can shoot something besides his own foot.

BrianW said...
May 27, 2008, 9:20:00 PM  

"How about now?! NOW do you think its ok if I have another bear claw?! Do ya?!"

Michael said...
May 28, 2008, 2:35:00 AM  

I paid for a Colossal Donut, and I'm gonna get a Colossal Donut!

mplant said...
May 28, 2008, 9:41:00 AM  

Let's see if Michigan has any excuses for my new offensive weapon.

Maybe, well even have a chance to beat them this year... maybe.

Anonymous said...
May 28, 2008, 10:01:00 AM  

This thing fires bullets almost as fast as my quarterbacks do.

Anonymous said...
May 28, 2008, 10:02:00 AM  

I see NOTHING!

Mark Mc said...
May 28, 2008, 10:07:00 AM  

And you wonder why we keep playing the service academies...

Frank said...
May 28, 2008, 10:17:00 AM  

Uhh charlie you dont have to actually hunt Twinkies

Matt said...
May 28, 2008, 10:55:00 AM  

"Back the hell up Big 10, I WON'T BE COMING WITH YOU"

Anonymous said...
May 28, 2008, 12:30:00 PM  

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