Create The Caption #211

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Don't make the double switch here, Cecil. Wouldn't be prudent."- Anon

"The two pictured have a higher career batting average than Brad Ausmus."- Brian

"BRAAAINS!"- Marvin'sGotAGun

"Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!!!"- Sanity Has Gone South
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Oscar De La Hoya signing autographs at a Dodgers game?


Daily Links:

Orson Swindle Sits Down With Buzz Bissinger (The Sporting Blog)
The Bengals Are Suing A Blog (Stripe Hype)
JSF Is Going Fan Hunting Again (Joe Sports Fan)
Detroit Fans Don't Like The Lions (Sox and Dawgs)
This Yanks-Sox Rivalry Is Out Of Control (Red Sox Monster)
Do Not Try To Give Ginobili A Towel (Real Clear Sports)
Athletes Should Really Just Stay Indoors These Days (Signal to Noise)
PETA Is Surprisingly Looking Good After The Derby (Sports by Brooks)
On Fan Elitism (The Play in CA)
Don Cherry's Newest Suit Will Blind You (Going Five Hole)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:47 PM

26 Comments:

I have those same fishnets in black!

Harvey Bars said...
May 6, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

Hey, where'd ya get that bra from? Vicky's doesn't have my size anymore in t-backs.

Sam Walker said...
May 6, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

Don't worry honey, after I lose to Mayweather, you'll be mine.

ssreporters said...
May 6, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Can I borrow those bracelets?

Signal to Noise said...
May 6, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

Steve Forbes, I see you up there! You can have my autograph AFTER the fight!

Anonymous said...
May 6, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

Hey you in the third row! Pre-op or post-op?

Chicken Wings said...
May 6, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Put your top back on, Daisy. I'm your uncle, not a member of Motley Crew.

kccal said...
May 6, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Meet you in the parking lot after the seventh inning, sounds great.

ennuipundit said...
May 6, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Hey, do you know a good doctor for when I get conveniently injured before my next bout?

Anonymous said...
May 6, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

My bruise is that same color.

Ian said...
May 6, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

"I see you up there, Shanna, you golddigging ho."

Bruce said...
May 6, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

Dodger Jersey, Dress Shirt, this really makes me look stright, right? right?

bhlightnr said...
May 6, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

"Are you about a size 14?"

Doug said...
May 6, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

OMG! That dress would look fierce on me.

GMoney said...
May 6, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

Smell my finger.

BF said...
May 6, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  

The most feared man in America

Wesley said...
May 6, 2008, 9:20:00 PM  

Play it cool Oscar, play it cool. I think the blonde has got it for you, big man.

Anonymous said...
May 6, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

While signing autographs at Dodger Stadium, Oscar de la Hoya recites his favorite line from 'The Naked Gun' by pointing to someone in the crowd and calling them Enrico Pallozzo.

Jeff the Web Guy said...
May 6, 2008, 9:37:00 PM  

If you're under 18, I can pull a roger clemens

Evan said...
May 6, 2008, 10:03:00 PM  

Nice Fishnets!!!

vhschola said...
May 6, 2008, 11:23:00 PM  

Make it out to Debbie Clemens? Sure. No problem.

Scott said...
May 7, 2008, 12:11:00 AM  

You want to go up to my suite?

jp23 said...
May 7, 2008, 4:38:00 AM  

Whoa, babe. You've got "man hands".

Mal said...
May 7, 2008, 7:45:00 AM  

"Nomar, Nomar, over here... Fuck, you're just Oscar De La Hoya... nevermind"

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 9:53:00 AM  

I love that shade of lipstick. Is that M.A.C.?

Nuttin' Nice said...
May 7, 2008, 11:16:00 AM  

When the game starts, you kiss me on the strikes and I'll kiss you on the balls.

Anonymous said...
May 7, 2008, 4:31:00 PM  

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