Create The Caption #209

Friday, May 02, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"At least this team isn't as cursed as mine."- Ponce

"I would love to buy this team, take them from the perennial league basement, and perpetually fall short in the playoffs despite having some of the best players in the sport, but it appears that my work has already been done."- Pete

"Hmm, Dairy Queen Park would be a good name for this place..."- The Dish

"Woah, what the hell was in that brownie that Josh gave me? I need a hot dog. No, I need 10 hot dogs. Mmmmmm...10 hot dogs."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Matsui squatting as Jeter slides into home plate?


Daily Links:

Whitlock On The Buzz (FOX Sports)
A Nice Derby Preview (HHR)
John Daly Golf 2008! (Blue Monkey Disco Party)
Self White High Five! (The Sports Hernia)
Spleen Injuries Are Hilarious (Food Court Lunch)
There Are Some Dirty Horse Names Out There (Fan IQ)
A Look Into Bandwagon Laker Fans (The Play in CA)
Fuji And Muraco, Comedy Geniuses (Cake Rocks The Party)
Should Mike D Get Another Chance With The Suns? (Bright Side of the Sun)
We Love You Roger (Gate 21)
Man Crushing On Josh Hamilton (Sports Freakers)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:16 PM

24 Comments:

No no Jeter, go in butt facing me.

ssreporters said...
May 2, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

No your butt doesn't look that big. Stop worrying!

Dr. Oh No Romo said...
May 2, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

To quote ECW "announcer" Mike Adamle: "Here comes the DEUCE!"

Jim Williams said...
May 2, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

I hate it how I have to break wind at the worse possible times.

Kccal said...
May 2, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Smells like cheese.

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Sride? Sride? What the hell are you saying?!?!?!

sanity has gone south said...
May 2, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

"Come to papa!"

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

Man, look at that guy with the rainbow hair, what the fuck is that?

hollywood wags said...
May 2, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

The Jeter-Worship in NY has reached a whole new level.

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

"I came in at perfect cock height, yet my mouth has no satisfaction..."

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

2 Yanks 1 plate.

Anonymous said...
May 2, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Hey Matsui, I fart in your general direction.

K said...
May 2, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Holy Crap...Look at the intangibles he is showing with this slide!

Mark Mc said...
May 2, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

Me Chinese, Me play joke, Me cover home plate with dirt so you no find it.

BEVOH8R said...
May 2, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Must...refrain...from...homoerotic...comment....

Steve said...
May 2, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

I've been trying to get my new bride to do the flying Lui Kang since the honeymoon!

Jay said...
May 2, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

You want happy ending?

Sanity has gone south said...
May 2, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

EVERYBODY DOWN! IT'S ANOTHER GAMERA ATTACK!

GMoney said...
May 2, 2008, 4:39:00 PM  

Why does he never look at me?

Chris said...
May 2, 2008, 6:37:00 PM  

"First time ever somebody has eyes that are more closed than mine!"

J said...
May 2, 2008, 7:05:00 PM  

Matsui - Keep it up Jeter, you will finish the Ninja Warrior course.

sweetbob said...
May 2, 2008, 7:06:00 PM  

Matsui: "I believe the movie was Steamer on the Cleveland River and it went something like this.."
Jeter: "This wasn't in your library was it?"

Cody said...
May 2, 2008, 9:33:00 PM  

OK anchor bottom leg, lift top leg....STRAIN!!! Thank god for the pinstripes

vhschola said...
May 3, 2008, 11:21:00 AM  

"That's right! This how I'm gonna do you tonight Alex! AND were gonna let Matsui watch! BITCH!"

Keith said...
May 3, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

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