Create The Caption #201

Thursday, April 17, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"This reminds me of a Double Dare physical challenge for the weirdest reason, like Marc Summers just shouted out "catch the funbags!""- Fred Morlan

""What the... how the hell did Belichik get a camera man in there?""- Down Goes Brown

"Wonder Twin Powers...Activate!!"- BEVOH8R

"Dear God, Thank you for maps, such as US American and The Iraq. Thank you for my dancing talent, such as...and most of all thank you for my rack, such as my bosoms."- Mal

"Not pictured: Jamal Williams walks by in Under Armour, makes all the girls jealous."- Chone

"You no help me now, I say fuck you, Jobu, I do it myself."- Ross

(Too many funny ones to include. Great job everyone.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Melo and A.I. during last night's Nuggets game?


Daily Links:

Screw The Washington Post (KSK)
Isiah Gone And Mark Jackson Leaves YES (NY Post)
Yanks Bury Bernie Williams In Foundation For Good Luck (The Onion)
The Garbage Pail Kids Were Clairvoyant (Food Court Lunch)
A Breakdown Of Tight Ends In The Draft (Cake Rocks The Party)
Ahhhh, NBA In The 80s (NESW Sports)
Frank Deford Has No Idea What He's Talking About (Signal To Noise)
Carl Pavano's Agent Is Nuts (Simon on Sports)
Kiper Vs. McShay (Rumors and Rants)
What's On Melo's IPod? (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:28 PM

33 Comments:

AI: "Do you know where you are, 'Melo?"

CA: "No clue. Got any Doritos?"

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Damn Melo - Did you just burp up vodka?

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

A.I. - You may want to hire a personal driver, 'Melo. I hear Rod Strickland works cheap.

Telecomedian said...
Apr 17, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

listen...what happens in my truck in the parking lot, stays in my truck in the parking lot

the great bambi said...
Apr 17, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

You done put two of America's
most wanted in the same
motherfuckin place at the same
motherfuckin time...

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

"Listen, AI, last night was magical. But it's not that I don't love you, I just gotta go."

Chris said...
Apr 17, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

Wait, you mean we gotta actually get into the game? Maaaaaan.

Fred Morlan said...
Apr 17, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

Who said we wouldn't be able to work well together?

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

AI: Ok Melo, now the other arm..yeah, that's it! Now we pull our shirts over like this.. (Meanwhile, unsuspecting Melo is about to have his green gatorade bottle of vodka swiped by a Mormon behind him)

Dr. C said...
Apr 17, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Did the cops drive you back to your house after you threw a chair AI?

Brian said...
Apr 17, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

AI- Nigga for the last time I don't wanna get drunk and drive around with you. It's almost the god damn playoffs.

Melo- You tryin' to get high and drive around then?

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

We talkin bout drinkin, man. Not drivin. Not drivin. Not the actual drivin, when it matters. We talkin bout drinkin at my house tonight. What are we talkin bout, man? Drivin?

Free Vick said...
Apr 17, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

This warmup would be sooooooooo much easier to put on sober.

Tim said...
Apr 17, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

AI- What did you say Melo?

Melo- Nothing, man. Seriously!

AI- No. I heard you. I think I know what you said. I just want you to say it to my face.

Melo- I wasn't thinking.

AI- What was it?

Melo- I just said we need to practice for the Lakers.

AI- Practice? You do not want to talk about the game. You want to talk about practice? Not the game. Not, Not the game. Practice? Etc.......

Melo , quietly to himself - I need a drink. :-)

Ethanator1088 said...
Apr 17, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

CA: Check out this Tweetie bird tat on my left shoulder.

AI: Tweetie bird? We're sitting here, and we supposed to be the franchise players, and we're talking about Tweetie Bird. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about Tweetie Bird, not Calvin, not a dreamcatcher, not a tribal tattoo, but we're talking about Tweetie Bird. Not the tat that I go out there and die for and show off every game like it's my last but we're talking about Tweetie Bird man. How silly is that?

AppFan said...
Apr 17, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

If we switch uniforms maybe the cops won't figure out who we are. You know they say we all look alike.

MoonDog said...
Apr 17, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

AI - "Relax, baby, it's natural"

Apr 17, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

If I can't drink and drive, I can't drink and drive. It is as simple as that. It ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about drinking and driving. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about drinking and driving. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about drinking and driving, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about drinking and driving. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game last it's my last but we're talking about drinking and driving man. How silly is that?

Now I know that I'm supposed to lead by example and all that but I'm not shoving that aside like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I honestly do but we're talking about drinking and driving. We're talking about drinking and driving man. (laughter from the media crowd) We're talking about drinking and driving. We're talking about drinking and driving. We're not talking about the game. We're talking about drinking and driving. When you come to the arena, and you see me play, you've seen me play right, you've seen me give everything I've got, but we're talking about drinking and driving right now. (more laughter)

BEVOH8R said...
Apr 17, 2008, 3:38:00 PM  

"Fuck it dude, let's go bowling"

TJ Z. said...
Apr 17, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

Don't hassle it, Melo. I'll drive and you navigate.

(Sorry, I'm on an 80s movie kick lately.)

NFL Adam said...
Apr 17, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

Field Sobriety tests? You talkin' about field sobriety tests?

GMoney said...
Apr 17, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  

AI: Yea, Coach Karl said if he has to read one more thing about him at FireGeorgeKarl.com he's gonna give someone a full nelson.

Melo: What is that?

AI: Like this...

jd said...
Apr 17, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

So, uh....AI....uh....think I could get a ride?

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 4:33:00 PM  

"So...I'll call you sometime?"

"Uhhh...I'm really busy next week. I'm sure I'll see you out."

"Oh, ok. Sure you don't want to.."

"Leave before this gets awkward."

Josh Nason said...
Apr 17, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

Iverson - This is how you put on the orange jumpsuit.

Carmelo - You think I can still wear keep my number?

sweetbob said...
Apr 17, 2008, 6:40:00 PM  

AI: Melo, dude behind you has the weed. Just be cool and reach over your left shoulder.

Anonymous said...
Apr 17, 2008, 7:02:00 PM  

I told you that coach was gonna do us like Baron.

Wesley said...
Apr 17, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

Iverson - "Hey, you got a new tattoo!"
Anthony - "What's it say?"
Iverson - "AI" ... "Hey, you got one too!"
Anthony - "What's it say?"
Iverson - "Fucked me"
Anthony - "AI"
Iverson - "Fucked Me!"

In unison - "AI FUCKED ME!"

ClogTheBases said...
Apr 17, 2008, 7:56:00 PM  

AI: So what if you should've won ROY, Philly robbed me of my entire prime, they had me a chokehold like this.

Chris said...
Apr 17, 2008, 8:49:00 PM  

Melo (smirking): Man, I'm still drunk as hell.

AI: Bruh, does it look like I give a fuck?

Anonymous said...
Apr 18, 2008, 12:55:00 AM  

CA: So you ain't saying nothin

AI: Man, I'm supposed to be the bad influence

CA: Huh?

AI: I'm the hard one, you're soft!

CA: Man, did you have to go there about last night? I told you, I normally don't have that problem.

AI: Man, stop looking at me that way, people gonna think you're like Amaechi.

CA: Man, have you seen my lady?

AI: Exactly!

bhlightnr said...
Apr 18, 2008, 11:38:00 AM  

AI: "Say Geeves old chap, Tawanna and I had a smashing good time at the polo match last fortnight. Shall we book another engagement for the morrow?"

Melo: "Right so, my good man. We shall discuss it over tea and crumpetts."

BF said...
Apr 18, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

Anything you can do, I can do better.

Austin said...
Apr 19, 2008, 11:44:00 PM  

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