Create The Caption #192

Monday, March 31, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

(I'm putting today's CTC up a little early so we can get into Opening Day.)

Last Friday's Winners....


"Meyer: "To get to the other side!""- StalkingErinAndrews

"We were undefeated, playing in the Super Bowl...and that happened."- Sanity Has Gone South

"Urban Meyer explains to Bill Belichick the benefits of monogamy."- G-Money

"How about sex first and then we go shopping?"- Rhino Ear (I have a feeling that one is going to work for awhile. At least it replaced the pearls.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Rick Barnes and the Longhorns mascot look on during their game against Memphis?


Daily Links:

Rumor of the Day: Tiki Out At Today Show (PFT)
Someone Is Not Happy With CBS (Gate 21)
A Wrestlemania Review (Ropes, Ring, And Cage)
What If Ken Griffey Jr Never Got Hurt (I'm Writing Sports)
What Were The Odds Of An All Chalk Final Four? (Vegas Watch)
Mike Brown Is Finally Starting To Get This Coaching Thing (Waiting For Next Year)
Flyovers Are Always Cool (Red Sox Monster)
JR Rider Is In Trouble Again (Meaningful Collateral)
Previewing The NL West (Baseball Musings)
Looking Into The All Chalk Bracket (Simon on Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:23 AM

33 Comments:

Everything does look better through Beautymist!

Anonymous said...
Mar 31, 2008, 12:19:00 PM  

"What was that I was supposed to do in this situation, shit, can't remember, might as well ask the cow thing back there...my balls are getting sawed in half by my goddamn boxers, why can't I be more like Pearl, that guy has all the fun and my fuckin wife weighs 250 easy and she won't stop eating. My life is shit right now..."

hollywood wags said...
Mar 31, 2008, 12:24:00 PM  

Barnes: "Oh my God, what did we just do?"
Bevo: "Relax, baby. It's natural."

Mar 31, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

Sh*t---I have to cheer on this ******** team?

amoreira81 said...
Mar 31, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

How about sex first and then we go shopping? (What, that moose is freaky!)

steve said...
Mar 31, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

"Hey Rick, just forget about the game and come grab this bull by the horns..."

Nate S said...
Mar 31, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

Which one do you think was dumb enough to think of fouling Memphis for the last 3:47 of the game to cut the 18 point deficit?

The answer may surprise you...... Nah, I'm just kidding it was Rick Barnes.

karasz said...
Mar 31, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

This would be much easier if my team's bench was not four feet below the playing floor.

tarheelfan said...
Mar 31, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

"it was springtime when i first realized my love for Rick, i would spend hours watching him at work, his boyish enthusiasm bubbling over into everything he did..."

the great bambi said...
Mar 31, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Should've been a former President.

ssreporters said...
Mar 31, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

"When I asked the escort service to send me somebody tall, dark and horny..."

Down Goes Brown said...
Mar 31, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

The Longhorns mascot does his best impression of the team on the court against Memphis.

Mar 31, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

I mean, seriously, who'd want to go to a Final Four in San Antonio anyway...how freakin boring is that.

Anonymous said...
Mar 31, 2008, 2:35:00 PM  

Rick, baby. You, Me, One Night Stand.

Anonymous said...
Mar 31, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Bump-a-dea, Bump-a-dea, Happy Trails to you, until we meet again.

stephen said...
Mar 31, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Vince Young is not walking through that door.

Free Vick said...
Mar 31, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Bush 41 always used to take pictures with the cheerleaders. After a couple of years chilling with Bill Clinton, though, he's now taking those pictures back at his place. Sorry, Texas.

Collin said...
Mar 31, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

You & Me Leather....

Anonymous said...
Mar 31, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

Hey Rick, do you think this pose will get Joey Dorsey to finally notice me?

Bdavis said...
Mar 31, 2008, 3:25:00 PM  

"We always hang in the buffalo stance...we do the dive every time we dance"

- Calgary Dave

Dave said...
Mar 31, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

Mascot: Hey, the players are doing it too.

Tim said...
Mar 31, 2008, 3:48:00 PM  

Mascot: Hey, the players are doing it too.

Tim said...
Mar 31, 2008, 3:48:00 PM  

What the hell is Mack Brown's son-in-law doing on the court???

GMoney said...
Mar 31, 2008, 4:21:00 PM  

What did Calapari call it? Crap, I cannot remember. He said it was the key to his team's success.

Damn. Williams mentions it too. What is it?

Oh, now I remember. The key to winning is in-game adjustments. Wait. That makes no sense.

What I am suppose to adjust? My ball sack? My keys? The horns on the steer behind me? What?!

bevo said...
Mar 31, 2008, 4:44:00 PM  

anybody who likes YTMND.com

"Oooh, you touch my tra-la-la..."

Telecomedian said...
Mar 31, 2008, 4:54:00 PM  

The Texas mascot becomes enthralled dressing Rick Barns with his eyes.

AppFan said...
Mar 31, 2008, 4:56:00 PM  

Bevo: "Houston, we've had a problem"

Anonymous said...
Mar 31, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

Why the long face?

Anonymous said...
Mar 31, 2008, 7:32:00 PM  

You can all guess what happens next. He fixes the cable.

Anonymous said...
Mar 31, 2008, 9:02:00 PM  

And on this day, the grown man in the ... BUSINESS suit has made himself look stupider. Congratulations, sir.

DC Money said...
Mar 31, 2008, 10:12:00 PM  

Barnes: "Looks like a slight hill."
Bevo: "And a slant to the left."
Barnes: "Nah, it looks that way cause you've only got one shoe on."

Ross said...
Apr 1, 2008, 12:11:00 AM  

Barnes: Mascot... Why did you kiss my ear?
Mascot: Why are you holding my hand?
Barnes: Where's your other hand?
Mascot: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
Barnes & Mascot: Aaaaghhhh!!!!!

Six Packed said...
Apr 1, 2008, 1:40:00 AM  

Yes, that's exactly what's happening to us tonight

mplant said...
Apr 1, 2008, 12:02:00 PM  

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