Create The Caption #189

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"I should have played QB for Notre Dame instead. Then people would like me. Oh, wait..."- Rob J

"Greg Paulus considering whether it would be appropriate to take a flop on that hug."- JJ

"Ugh, PDAs."- Fred Morlan

"Wanna get away?"- Anon

"Could have been worse, at least I didn't get teabagged today."- Sam
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Sox during introductions in Japan? (FYI- I think that's Clay Buchholz)


Daily Links:

Best. Invention. Ever. (Bugs and Cranks)
Joey Gathright Is Talented (Rays Anatomy)
Your All Robot Baseball Team (Armchair GM)
CBS' Plans For Gujo During The Davidson Game (The Sports Hernia)
Melo's Son Gets His Cake (Deuce of Davenport)
Jimmy Rollins And His Vibrating Bed (The Big Picture)
The Browns Used To Be The Bengals (Waiting For Next Year)
Come See The Mavs In 3-D! (Via Keyboard GM)
ESPN Denies Oregon Wrestling Ad (Save Oregon Wrestling)
Roger Clemens Is Aiming For McNamee (E True Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:22 PM

45 Comments:

Look at all of the Japanese women I can bag to go along with my Playboy collection!

ssreporters said...
Mar 25, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

That Papelbon has mad ventriloquism skills.

citizinKane said...
Mar 25, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Psst, how do you say

I'm f**king Ben Affleck!

in Japanese?

Tom said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Anyone wanna buy a laptop?

Pete said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Let's just get this over with and announce the first annual Mark Madsen Invitational

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Did you hear that? The PA guy just called me Gay Fukholtz on accident!

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

I am Godzilla!!! King Kong's got nothing on me!!!!!

bhlightnr said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

"Dude! I SAID I she was so UGLY I had to put a BAG over her head! Yeah! A bag! Like this."

Free Vick said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

This is how you start the bukkake.

Mark said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

INVISIBLE COMICALLY OVERSIZED SUNGLASSES

Collin said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!!

wishmewell said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

That chick in the front row just said she will love me long time.

Todd in Chicago said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Oh god, please be 18

Evan said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

"I'm banging a Penthouse Pet! I'm banging a Penthouse Pet! I'm banging a Penthouse Pet!"

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Hey Francona, I am gonna beat your ass for making me stand next to Papelbon. He won't stop talking about his dog wanting to eat my balls.

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Can YOUR girlfriend take both these fists at the same time?

The Meathead said...
Mar 25, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

"So I asked him if what they say about Japanese guys is true and he threw up some fisticuffs at me!"

the great bambi said...
Mar 25, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

Me love you long time too!

Mar 25, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

Double rocks beats paper and scissors, bitches!!!

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Mar 25, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

"so...i was grabbing her by the pigtails..."

Sarge said...
Mar 25, 2008, 2:35:00 PM  

Hey Papi! I got her number -- How do you like them apples?

ABoyNamedArt said...
Mar 25, 2008, 2:54:00 PM  

Way to go Youk... They love it over here when we grab our balls...

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

Gonna get us some Japanese nookie!

bevo said...
Mar 25, 2008, 3:53:00 PM  

He said "put up your dukes", and I was like "I got f*ckin' no dukes".

The Goat is wise.

GMoney said...
Mar 25, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

MAAAATT DAAAAMON!

kit said...
Mar 25, 2008, 4:25:00 PM  

They're not playing "Dirty Water" or the fucking Dropkick Murphys tonight?

YESSSSS!

J.J. said...
Mar 25, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

Hey Youk - I'm STILL banging a Penthouse Pet of the Year and you aren't!

gosox said...
Mar 25, 2008, 4:42:00 PM  

Clay - Yeah Jon, I win. Kev's scratching on international TV. Sushi on you!

Jon - Doesn't count, it was not on DirecTV.

shacky316 said...
Mar 25, 2008, 4:47:00 PM  

In honor of our trip to Japan, I present these invisible nunchuks I invented

pmelchre said...
Mar 25, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

In honor of our trip to Japan, I present these invisible nunchuks I invented

pmelchre said...
Mar 25, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

Wow, and here I thought Papelbon was the biggest douche on the team.

Mar 25, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

Youkalis! Who has two thumbs and is a douchebag? This guy!

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2008, 5:25:00 PM  

"And after the game guys, I'm gonna show the Japanese my "oh face." "Oh oh oh."

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2008, 5:26:00 PM  

I'll show the Japanese how to take a picture.

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2008, 5:26:00 PM  

Konichiwa Bitches!

Nos said...
Mar 25, 2008, 5:37:00 PM  

Presenting the new Clay Bucholz action figure, now with kung fu grip!

Ross said...
Mar 25, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

So I was jerkin' off these two dudes, right?

Mar 25, 2008, 6:12:00 PM  

Bring that sake over here now.

Wesley said...
Mar 25, 2008, 6:19:00 PM  

I get to start all our games against the Orioles?! YESSS!!

Chase said...
Mar 25, 2008, 6:58:00 PM  

i got so fucked up last night...no to mention i got my dick sucked by kouske fukudome's sister

chris d. said...
Mar 25, 2008, 7:41:00 PM  

Pictured: Clay Bucholz offends the Japensese with his double fist pumps, the equivalent to the middle finger in America

Ryan said...
Mar 25, 2008, 8:35:00 PM  

Don't get eliminated!

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2008, 10:54:00 PM  

You're the MAN, Tiger!!

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2008, 10:09:00 AM  

STEVE HOLT!!!

Diggity Dawg said...
Mar 26, 2008, 10:42:00 AM  

Who likes Sushi and Japanese broads? This guy!

Adam said...
Mar 26, 2008, 11:46:00 AM  

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