Create The Caption #186

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"I will never understand why large groups of people gather for American Idol."- G-Money

"Oh, crap, now John Chaney knows where I live!"- mplant

"Winning Conference USA is like being the 3rd guy at work to date the hot girl. I mean, yeah you're still excited, but you really can't take it serious."- Mez

"Coach, we get class credit for watching this, right?"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jason Taylor on Dancing With The Stars last night?


Daily Links:

A Piece On The State of MSM In 2008 (Crashburn Alley)
The Case For Kansas (Cake Rocks the Party)
Encyclopedia Brown Helps Out ESPN (Food Court Lunch)
St. Patty's Day In The NBA (Mac G's World)
WWYD? Cheerleader Edition (The Big Picture)
Butler Got Seriously Screwed (Rumors and Rants)
A New West Coast Baseball Website (Steve Finley Was Here)
Previewing The March Madness Commercials (The Money Shot)
Coppin State Is The Worst Madness Team Ever (Juiced)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:22 PM

34 Comments:

He then blew a kiss to Brian Billick.

ssreporters said...
Mar 18, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

Oompa Loompa Dupidy Dee...

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Just so we're clear, you're going to hook me up like you did Emmitt, right? I humiliate myself and then can work at ESPN after I retire? OK, good.

John said...
Mar 18, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

That picture has now replaced the tiger woods hi-five moment as the textbook definition of awkward looking.

wishmewell said...
Mar 18, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

+1 to the Encyclopedia Brown story.

/kidnq

Mar 18, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

Meanwhile, the Jason Taylor Robot is dancing with Gene Wilder to PUUUTIN ON THE RIIIIIIIITZ!

dumpdolan said...
Mar 18, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

I've always wanted to say this: For Shizzle

Dr. C said...
Mar 18, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

He's doing the dance Pee Wee Herman did to "Tequila!"

Telecomedian said...
Mar 18, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

(To Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual")

Carlton ain't got shit on me.

Mar 18, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

Jason became embarrassment-proof during the Dolphins' 1-15 season and it's opened up a world of new opportunities for him.

Free Vick said...
Mar 18, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

I got your gay "Lights Out" dance right HERE, Merriman.

Tainted Alligator Souffle said...
Mar 18, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

"Well, at least this is still less gay than wearing a Dolphins uniform."

KC Cal said...
Mar 18, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

I'm like John Travolta, only big and black.

Check out my package.

hollywood wags said...
Mar 18, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

And you thought Michael Strahan was the exception...

the great bambi said...
Mar 18, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

Hey, if this gets the Dolphins to 2 wins next year, it will be worth it.

Mar 18, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

Unfortunately, Jason Taylor doing "The Robot" was not a fan-favorite... although several fans asked for the J.T. Robot to do the "Human Being".

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

Thank you, Jason, for giving us the proper technique for calling a blocking foul.

GMoney said...
Mar 18, 2008, 3:31:00 PM  
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Walrus said...
Mar 18, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

Mrs. Garrison: "Scissor me timbers Xerxes!"

Noce said...
Mar 18, 2008, 4:13:00 PM  

It would have been nice if Osi Umenyiora could have loaned him a dancing partner for the show.

ryan said...
Mar 18, 2008, 4:47:00 PM  

"I do the hokey pokey and I turn myself around, thats what its all about."

Mar 18, 2008, 4:51:00 PM  

It's true.. I'm gay and I can beat dudes off so fast my hand looks blurry. Look!

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

May I have this dance, Mr. Garcia?

mitchell blatt said...
Mar 18, 2008, 5:23:00 PM  

I am ballerino!

Wesley said...
Mar 18, 2008, 5:32:00 PM  

Jason Taylor is Marilyn McCoo in "The Solid Gold Story."

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

Hey Big Tuna, I deserve a new contract - check out these new spin moves!

foghorn said...
Mar 18, 2008, 6:14:00 PM  

"I've been taking lessons from that Kobe fan on youtube".

Mal said...
Mar 18, 2008, 6:16:00 PM  

I haven't had this much fun since we won a game and gave the game ball to Coach, and you saw how that ended up too, didn't you?

bhlightnr said...
Mar 18, 2008, 6:41:00 PM  

That is the only smile Jason Taylor has managed to crack since the Dolphins ended the less-miserable 2006 season.

Anonymous said...
Mar 18, 2008, 7:33:00 PM  

"Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it... Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it..."

Ross said...
Mar 18, 2008, 7:40:00 PM  

Look at me! I'm the Dancin' Fool!

kzfone said...
Mar 18, 2008, 9:13:00 PM  

Yul Brynner, dancing with the stars...

Nate said...
Mar 18, 2008, 11:47:00 PM  

My Name is Jason Taylor Montoya...you killed my father....prepare to die.....

vhschola said...
Mar 19, 2008, 7:22:00 AM  

Not shown: Jason Taylor's partner wearing shades to soften the glare.

Mar 19, 2008, 10:14:00 AM  

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