Create The Caption #184

Thursday, March 13, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Your mom said your a pretty good dancer.
Did she also tell you my dancing got eight people killed?"
- wishmewell (Oh Butters.)

"Nobody puts Butler in a five seed! Joe Lunardi, you just got served!"- Fred Morlan

"Ugh...I knew there'd be trouble when Malibu's Most Wanted got stuck in the DVD player on the team's bus"- Anon

"Lil Ma and JC Chavez were not impressed."- Anon (Again with the ABDC!)

"Butler celebrates the winning of the Mark Madsen invitational."- Steve
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Michael Strahan in the Weiner Mobile?


Daily Links:

An Evening With Dickie V (Chaz Sports)
The Worst Hair In Basketball (Asylum)
Brokeback Yankees! (Red Sox Monster)
Everyone Bring Your Mullets (Small White Ball)
Lebron Is Not A Fan Of Defense (Waiting For Next Year)
Ari Fleischer The Sports Agent (Signal To Noise)
The Sports Radio Host Brackets Go Into The Second Round (Sports Media Journal)
March Madness Actually Makes People Work Harder (Larry Brown Sports)
Shelley Duncan, Pro Wrestler (The Sports Hernia)
JSF's Media Space Is Back! (Joe Sports Fan)
Soccer Players Are Such Players (Unprofessional Foul)
Buchholz's Girlfriend Is Umm.... (Sox and Dawgs)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:35 PM

40 Comments:

The saying is true, you are what you drive.

Bob said...
Mar 13, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Not pictured: Bill Belichick

ssreporters said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

That was by far the easiest caption t o make guys!

ssreporters said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

David Carr deserved a much more dignified ride from the airport.

AppFan said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

No Osi, it's not what you think it is...

Anonymous said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

I bet I could fit this hot dog through my gap.

ryan said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

And Brady thought I hit him hard before.

Fred Morlan said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Hey Tiki, suck my weiner!

ryan said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

"Stupid ex wife accusing me of being on the down low...I am comfortable in my masculinity, dammit!"

Signal to Noise said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

No Jared Lorenzen, it's not what you think.

ssreporters said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Not the first time Strahan has played around with a huge weiner.

Anonymous said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Let's see you throw THIS down that hallway!

Mar 13, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

I told you size matters, but I thought you said I could ride the weiner, not in it!

bhlightnr said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Strahan takes a break from riding Eli's Oscar Mayer to drive his own.

Free Vick said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Finally!

A hot dog that WON'T slip through Strahan's gap.

Tim said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

The first Giant to enjoy being driven by a large weiner since Tiki left.

Down Goes Brown said...
Mar 13, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

"I'm rich, biatch!" Honk! Honk!

Pete said...
Mar 13, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Overcompensating? No, why do you ask?

Anonymous said...
Mar 13, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

Ian come back. I still love your weiner too

Anonymous said...
Mar 13, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

I have to steal this line from the movie Accepted

Ask me about my weiner.

Ian said...
Mar 13, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

Strahan's ass is in a wiener. That's a switch.

Mark said...
Mar 13, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

At least my ex-wife didn't get my sweet ride too!!!

Anonymous said...
Mar 13, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

Giant Dick

Tom said...
Mar 13, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

Gene Upshaw of the Player's Union alleges racism played a part in Eli Manning's invitation to Disney World while Strahan was just invited to drive a penis shaped car around new york waving at fans

Jeff V said...
Mar 13, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

C'mon Ladies! Like Stefan Marbury said..."Get in the truck!"

Mar 13, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

You might even get child support

Wesley said...
Mar 13, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  

Not seen: Eddy Curry and Zach Randolph trying to catch up with money in hand.

GMoney said...
Mar 13, 2008, 4:22:00 PM  

Much like Brett Favre, Strahan decided to announce his retirement right away this year. He has already moved on to his next career.

Anonymous said...
Mar 13, 2008, 5:13:00 PM  

Despite the Super Bowl victory, New York City still hadn't forgotten Strahan's "retirement" scam when they scheduled him for the One-Man Wiener Parade... in a related story, the city originally wanted him to drive the DoucheMobile, but it still has not been returned by Roger Clemens.

Anonymous said...
Mar 13, 2008, 5:16:00 PM  

INVISIBLE BUN, MUSTARD, AND RELISH

Collin said...
Mar 13, 2008, 6:02:00 PM  

Eli got an Escalade, and all I get is this lousy wiener.

Anonymous said...
Mar 13, 2008, 7:43:00 PM  

That chick over there is totally impressed by the size of my wiener.

Anonymous said...
Mar 13, 2008, 7:44:00 PM  

33% Pork, 33% Beef, 33% All-Pro Defensive End, Baby!

rock said...
Mar 13, 2008, 7:46:00 PM  

No, the divorce didn't clean me out completely--look at this sweet ride the beeeyatch left me!

Frank said...
Mar 13, 2008, 8:35:00 PM  

Now there's a Giant, Weiner

satya said...
Mar 13, 2008, 11:28:00 PM  

"Michael Strahan, you and the New York Giants just won the Super Bowl. What are you going to do next?"

"I'm going to carjack the weinermobile!"

Anonymous said...
Mar 14, 2008, 2:02:00 AM  

Straight from the Oscar Meyer Song:

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, that is what I'd truly like to be, 'cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would be in love with me.

Anonymous said...
Mar 14, 2008, 2:25:00 AM  

This still may be a step up from the Right Guard Commercial.

Anonymous said...
Mar 14, 2008, 10:27:00 AM  

Thanks MTV for pimpin my ride!

Adam said...
Mar 14, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

I'm just trying to make my jokes PG-13

pmelchre said...
Mar 14, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

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