Create The Caption #179

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Paulus and Hansborough doing their best Laverne and Shirley impersonation"- Dan

"They're Break Dance Fighting!"- Walrus

"Hansbrough would have proceeded with a beat-down if Van Gundy hadn't been holding on to his leg."- Anon

"Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times"- Dr. C

"Attention shoppers, we have a cripple fight on Aisle 2, cripple fight, aisle 2"- The Great Bambi
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of K-State Guard Clent Stewart proposing to his girlfriend last night?


Daily Links:

Yahoo Pulls Their Denver Spying Story (SI.com)
Going Deeper Inside The Mortensen-Favre Conversation (KSK)
Ballers Against Genocide (Signal to Noise)
Cubs Already Setting TV Records, In Spring Training (Out of Right Field)
Rating The Divas (All Balls)
Purdue Could Have Won You A Lot Of Money This Year (Vegas Watch)
Is Shaun Rodgers Worth That Money? (Waiting For Next Year)
70s Basketball Cartoons Are Awesome (Food Court Lunch)
Bears Fans React To Favre's Retirement (Rumors and Rants)
A Look Into Those NASCAR Decals (The Love of Sports)
Lebowski Fest Is Here! (Rand Ball)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:13 PM

39 Comments:

I don't feel comfortable goofing on Clint Stewart as of quite yet. He's been through quite a lot this season.

I still hate KSU though...

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

"Oh wait...i thought you were Michael Beasley. Are you going to be a lottery pick and make millions...no? Yeah here's your ring back"

the great bambi said...
Mar 5, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

You don't have to goof on him....it could be a celebration!

Mar 5, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

hey, while you're down there, y dont you give lil clint a hug?

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

you know all that ridicule ian johnson and his girlfriend went thru at boise state last year -- yeah, we're going to have that too honey. yippee!!!!

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Benny the Bull would like Stewart's number to gain some dating advice in exchange for some playing time. Please note playing next to Larry Hughes does not guarantee getting the ball under any circumstances, however.

Dr. C said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Dammit - what the hell is Chris Myers doing here....

Steve said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Aren't you glad I'm not going to the NBA, where I'd be able to cheat on you on every road trip?

Walrus said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

bedroom honey... bedroom.

michael said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

THE TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE!!!

Kyle said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

Dammit, I didn't expect them to take effect that quickly.

Mar 5, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

This event marked the 3rd time this season that an NCAA D1 athlete showed love, respect and admiration for a member of the opposite sex

Jeff V said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Crowd: Get a Pre-Nup *clap*clap*clapclapclap*

Jeff Hawkins said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Baby, I promise this ring box will contain an actual ring as soon as I sign my NBDL contract.

Austin said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

Oh no, baby. Don't move. Didn't you see the "Court Shoes Only" sign?

ChrisB. said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

damn u got a fat ass

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Damn those are some pointy shoes

rock said...
Mar 5, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

It seems like more black guys are marrying white chicks. Good for Clint Stewart.

ifiok2567 said...
Mar 5, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Did he propose or is he reenacting Bruce Pearl attacking Erin Andrews?

ryan said...
Mar 5, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

"No, No, No, Clint. When I'm on my knees, you need to stay standing. I can't get to it otherwise."

toddhinds67 said...
Mar 5, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

Hold me! Bill Walker is chasing me with his piss towels.

GMoney said...
Mar 5, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

"Now go fix me a sammich, woman!"

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 4:05:00 PM  

Dick Vitale: "He went to Jared, baby!"

doneycat said...
Mar 5, 2008, 4:10:00 PM  

Thank you Sex Panther. 60% of the time...it works, all the time.

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 4:27:00 PM  

Yes, I promise to love, honor, and let you go back door.

bevo said...
Mar 5, 2008, 4:46:00 PM  

--hey baby, doesn't Yi Jianlian look as impressive as my sausage?
--let me check

Nick said...
Mar 5, 2008, 5:05:00 PM  

I asked your to marry me while your wearing a pink t-shirt and high heals? No, my smile isn't forced.

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 5:08:00 PM  

I can feel an oreo cookie joke coming.

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 5:15:00 PM  

Ok, remember, I only proposed to you because you promised to keep that position for the rest of our lives

mcnabb716 said...
Mar 5, 2008, 5:15:00 PM  

Hey everyone, I'm as cool as Michael Beasly, see you don't see his frosh ass out here pulling an Ian Johnson

pmelchre said...
Mar 5, 2008, 5:17:00 PM  

The skin says white, but that booty screams "sista"!!!

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 5:22:00 PM  

I was going to give this to Erin, but she's with Pearl.

ssreporters said...
Mar 5, 2008, 7:01:00 PM  

And to think that he could afford a rock on such a beasley per diem. What? Did I say "beasley", oh well that explains everything.

Anonymous said...
Mar 5, 2008, 8:17:00 PM  

Are you sure your not pregnant?

Rob said...
Mar 5, 2008, 9:14:00 PM  

I already sent my Mom a text, I said, "Guess who's coming to dinner?"

BigUncleJohn said...
Mar 6, 2008, 10:12:00 AM  

Barack and Hillary settle their differences with a little bit of role play.

Edju said...
Mar 6, 2008, 10:32:00 AM  

You had me at "hardwood".

Diggity Dawg said...
Mar 6, 2008, 10:59:00 AM  

guess who's coming to dinner

Anonymous said...
Mar 6, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

You might enjoy this audio interview with "Lebowski Fest" founders Will Russell and Scott Shuffitt.

Bob Andelman said...
Mar 8, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

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