Friday, February 15, 2008
When I said it was the best event of the weekend I wasn't lying and that's why I'm going to be keeping track of this trainwreck. Stuart Scott is wearing a mask and they actually have a chef courtside cooking for the announcers and players. I'm not kidding.
Mark Jones and Jon Barry on the call so this one should be fun. Oh and Stuart Scott just said Chris Paul plays for the New Orleans Jazz. Trainwreck time!
Soul Patrol! Is in the house sporting the salt and pepper look and everyone seems to think Deion Sanders is going home with the MVP. I'm going out on a limb and picking Terry Crews. Okay seriously the just had a fortune teller read tarot cards for Amare Stoudamire. That was just creepy.
Do those unis have an Argyle pattern? That's just wrong. Oh and just because you'd want me to.....
Yeah that's a bit of a height difference. Okay here we go! Shaq is in the house and I'm praying that him and Bill Walton go at each other at some point tonight.
So it's a good thing they have Walton mic'd up so we can here him say "shoot it" over and over again. Ha and Stuart Scott just didn't realize they were back on air. Now he's getting some shrimp dish made for him. Great stuff....you can't write this.
Damn....they stuck with Jamison eating the shrimp dish too long and we missed the end of the 1st Quarter. Balls. I think New Orleans is winning. Hahahahaha......ESPN just aired a commercial about College Basketball linking in the move "Vantage Point"....so bad. Whoa and Deion with a hell of a drive right there.
"What do I got to do to get a call? Do I have to buy you some fries or something?"- Stephen A. Smith
Why in the hell are they calling fouls in this game? Seriously...this does not need to be longer than it has to.
Oh no.....Terrell Owens is in the house.
Gabrielle Union is on Stephen A's bench.... lets just end this now, put her and Erin Andrews in a vat of craw fish, and see who comes out with the least amount of clothes on. (Via Marc)
Good to see that Chris Tucker is still getting work....
"Aww Dammit."- Stephen A. Smith on mic
I'm glad he didn't throw the name God in front of that dammit. Ric Bucher is apparently the commissioner of this game and someone just got traded for Deion. I'm so confused. Someone is beating someone at halftime and T.O. is killing it.
Does Melo not understand the concept of drums? (Via Anon)
Apparently not that was a dreadful performance. I'm pretty bored with this game and I'm ready to give up. I'm just waiting for T.O. to blow his knee out. Oh snap....my MVP Terry Crews just broke it down midcourt. Nice.
Damn T.O. just threw one down!!!