Create The Caption #174

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Jay (without moving mouth): "What's Dana doing?"
Donovan (without moving mouth): "Not my responsibility, dude, she came with you."
Dana: "Hey, Minnie loves Jack Daniels too ... belch."- Anon

"Hey look, it's a real celebrity! Wave kids!"- Matt

"Look Skip Bayless is in a contrived debate with Goofy over which theme park is better Epcot or Animal Kingdom. And Bayless is losing!"- Mal

"Thats one threesome that I refuse to play: f*ck, marry, kill with."- Jim Harbaugh Scramble
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bruce Pearl during last night's loss to Vandy?


Daily Links:

RIP Myron Cope (Black and Gold Chotchkes)
A Look Into MLB Team Slogans For 2008 (Sports Media Journal)
PTI For Nerds (You Tube via MCB)
Who Have Been The Most Consistent In Conference Play? (Vegas Watch)
McFadden Is A Stud On Many Levels (Rumors and Rants)
Bonds Loves Him Some Shrimp (E True Sports)
Get On That Court Vandy Fans! (Mac G's World)
Kings Fans Aren't Handling The Bibby Trade Well (The Play in CA)
Yao Ming, Killing Fantasy Teams Since 2002 (For the Love of Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:17 PM

45 Comments:

Fist it??? or shocker???

Your move, Erin...

HuhaPGH said...
Feb 27, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

Yeah, I call it the Pearl Shocker. Erin loved it!

Matt said...
Feb 27, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

I'm telling ya, the girl's taint was this wide...

Anonymous said...
Feb 27, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  
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spencer said...
Feb 27, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

In this next demonstration I will make my hand disappear. Can I please get a female volunteer from the audience?

spencer said...
Feb 27, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

All those kooky college kids heard in the background, talking about the hand:
"Hey, you're at Tennessee, not Texas."
"No, I don't love you or your orange jacket."
"You gotta have the middle finger for the shocker. I mean, dude, what you gonna do that your thumb?"

Corn said...
Feb 27, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

ohhhhh, Erin...Erin...The game's over? Did we win?

ennuipundit said...
Feb 27, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Don't mess with the bull, Andrews. You'll get the horns.

The Breakfast Club said...
Feb 27, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

I hit her high in the back with my fist to bend her over than its one in the pink, one in the stink.

I bet Erin Andrews would go 'mocha' said...
Feb 27, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Erin Andrews prefers the shocker, but we all know Coach Summitt's favorite move is what I'm doing with the other hand.

Anonymous said...
Feb 27, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

I saw this picture and immediately thought of a shocker joke. Realizing there were 10 comments I put the over/under at 4.5 shocker jokes already in there. Result: 5. I figure this photo is good for at least 8 more.

Mez said...
Feb 27, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

So the guy that sold me this jacket? Yeah, I tried the fist first and when that didn't work, the modified shocker took care of the payment.

JJ said...
Feb 27, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Erin Andrews (finish sentence).

Paterno Lives! said...
Feb 27, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Reporter: How many days do you think you'll be ranked #1?

Erik said...
Feb 27, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

To Erin Andrews: "And this how how Vandy stopped Chirs Lofton. Look, here, let me demonstrate..."

djgusc said...
Feb 27, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

I thought Joanie Loves Chachie was a good show, sit on it!

hollywood wags said...
Feb 27, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Erin, whatcha mean it's a no? Is it the suit?

bhlightnr said...
Feb 27, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

Bruce Pearl shows the method he used to seduce Pat Smith,its eaither the fingers or the fist...

Droopy s said...
Feb 27, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

Who stole my violin????

Frank said...
Feb 27, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

Coach Peral finally got the low down on the secrect Seinfeld move and how bad George fucjed it up with the knuckle.

Anonymous said...
Feb 27, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

Making fun of deaf people will always earn you a notch in the loss column....Legend has it, prior to the Hoyas losing in the 1985 title game, John Thompson urinated on the grave of Hellen Keller - twice.

Anonymous said...
Feb 27, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

"Hey Woody Paige, come over here, people don't think I'm as weird when you are around"

ryan said...
Feb 27, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

Ok guys, the only way we'll win is if you use my new play, the eye gouge and haymaker!

pmelchre said...
Feb 27, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho!

Anonymous said...
Feb 27, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

You're 0 and 2 Batter!

Anonymous said...
Feb 27, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

He probably would have fared better against Vandy had he not been so busy conducting that invisible orchestra.

bido said...
Feb 27, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

Bruce Pearl shows us what is sign language for "letdown game".

GMoney said...
Feb 27, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

Well, we won't be number one anymore, but at least I finally figured out "Slow Ride"

mplant said...
Feb 27, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

I'm Bruce S. Pearl, Esquire...and I'm a member of WYLD STALLIONS!!!

Walrus said...
Feb 27, 2008, 4:04:00 PM  

You don't know what your missing Erin. Summit loves this.

Anonymous said...
Feb 27, 2008, 4:09:00 PM  

you guys - the pansies with the violins, i need more out of you. the guys with the clarinets are kicking your ass!

Robert said...
Feb 27, 2008, 4:35:00 PM  

Hook em' horns!

Ryan said...
Feb 27, 2008, 4:38:00 PM  

Hey Erin, you want to go with the Helsinki Freedom Fist or Spidey's three-pronged web blaster?

Anonymous said...
Feb 27, 2008, 5:22:00 PM  

Hey, Erin, let me show you how we play the box and one.

RobinFiveWords said...
Feb 27, 2008, 5:31:00 PM  

Coach Pearl is unsucessful in using his web-shooter to try to stop Shan Foster.

Bdavis said...
Feb 27, 2008, 7:03:00 PM  

Hey, Jeanine Edwards, do you know where Erin Andrews is tonight? I could use another hug from a hottie.

Mal said...
Feb 27, 2008, 7:09:00 PM  

You think this coat color is shocking, you Vanderbilt F*****s? Take this!

Tony said...
Feb 27, 2008, 7:29:00 PM  

Pearl, clearly not in with the modern day crowd, fails at trying to flip off the Vanderbilt fans for calling him an a**hole.

ssreporters said...
Feb 27, 2008, 7:34:00 PM  

Pearl resorted to hand signals when he learned that players could not hear him over his jacket.

Free Vick said...
Feb 27, 2008, 8:40:00 PM  

No no no, its like this. Take the rod, then gently place the balls in your mouth and hummmm...

Feb 27, 2008, 10:57:00 PM  

Oh s*&t, i've been busted for stealing Lou Henson's orange jacket.

Anonymous said...
Feb 27, 2008, 11:01:00 PM  

I need to practice my technique so I can serenade Erin with my violin tonight.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Feb 27, 2008, 11:57:00 PM  

No longer able to "text" each other, Coach Bruce Pearl lets Kelvin Sampson know the hand job was great, but he left Pearl still feeling "horny."

Anonymous said...
Feb 28, 2008, 12:22:00 AM  

Bruce was shocked to see another mariachi band walk in to his restaurant, only with real instruments.

Sam Walker said...
Feb 28, 2008, 8:16:00 AM  

MAIDEN! MAAAAAAAIIIIIIDEN!!!!!

Diggity Dawg said...
Feb 28, 2008, 11:13:00 AM  

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