Create The Caption #171

Thursday, February 21, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Like...then this totally creepy guy Paul Lukas came up to us - and I was all like, nuh-uh..."- Steve

"Well, I'm here too, but I can't find you."
"Well, I'm right where we said to meet. Next to some girl with a camera and two other girls texting each other."
"You can't be where we said to meet, because that's where I am. I'm sitting here next to some girl on the phone and some other girl taking pics and two other girls texting each other...."
(Meanwhile...)
[text]"Well, I'm here too, but I can't find you."[text]
[text]"Well, I'm right where we said to meet. Next to some girl with a camera and two other girls talking on the phone to each other...."[text]"- Rhino Ear

(That read like an excerpt from a Playbill)

"Whoa, almost looked at the court once. Thanks for saving me blackberry/camera/etch-o-sketch!"- JJ

"I know Brent Musburger told us he's a great guy, but does Kelvin Sampson have to call 5 times a day? By the way, who's this Salisbury guy and why did he send pics of his little finger?"- Edju
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Pedro doing something at Spring Training?


Daily Links:

Karaoke Spinning Cannot Be Fun (The Sporting Blog)
Dissecting The Kornheiser Show (KSK)
A Hilarious 80s Blue Jays Video Involving The Song Thriller (YouTube via Extra Mustard)
What People Will Do To Get An Interview With Michael Phelps (Sports Biz)
NBA Trade Deadline Open Thread (Hardwood Paroxysm)
What Is 15% Of A Big Cactus? (CNBC: Sports Biz)
Web Cams At Sports Bars? (Red Sox Monster)
Wait What's Jenn Sterger's Moniker Now? (Epic Carnival)
Someone Needs To Give Bonds A Chance (Simon on Sports)
The Overlooked Bracket Buster Contest (Cake Rocks the Party)
Debbie Clemens Is An Awesome Businesswoman (HHR)
This 8-Year Old Nails A Shot At The Buzzer, But I Think The Light Came On (The Big Picture)
It's Almost March, Who's On That Bubble? (College Hoops Journal)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:28 PM

55 Comments:

Ahhhh I choose Number 3, diarrhea

ryan said...
Feb 21, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

Some people are still curious as to what comes out of Pedro when he makes number 3

Chubster said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

Pedro showed us how many games he plans to pitch before his next injury.

ssreporters said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Three! Three is the number of times I did steroids!

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

"I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign. I am not a number I am a person!

You are number 3."

Steve said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

No, no little man, you can't come out from under the cone until I say so.

JJ said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

You maye be worth more Johan, but I've got this many Cy Young's Bitch!

Minnesnota said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Baseuhbol? She bin berry berry good to me, but...

But watch as I make this number tree look like that fat ass Zimmer.

hollywood wags said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

3 is the loneliest number....when you're not cock-fighting

cujays24 said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Osi ain't the only New York athlete who enjoys defecating

the great bambi said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

His championship winning Cock-Fighter is under there waiting for a challenger!

Tom said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

¿Hombre o máquina?

Feb 21, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

I guessing there should be a comment about an enormous dick save?

Tom said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

ssreporters said...
Pedro showed us how many games he plans to pitch before his next injury.


correction:

How many times he's already been injured this season!

Tom said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

I know this is supposed to be the caption contest, but that Thriller video just blew my mind. It's like they knew YouTube would be created someday so we all could enjoy.

And uh, something about Pedro and cockfights. Maybe referencing the Seinfeld episode. How about Little Zimmer? That good enough?

Jon said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

"One of these has to have a mango under it! Maybe even an egg!"

Frank said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

Good guess Pedro, that is the number of non-latinos on the Mets roster.

Joe said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

Pedro's showing them all about Toskala's enormous dick save...

Tom said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

Pedro attempts to make weight for the super bantamweight division by dropping a brick. Unfortunately, he still came in at 125 lbs, a solid featherweight.

(Thanks to Wikipedia, for the boxing weight classes)

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

...but this one is juuuuust right!

vhschola said...
Feb 21, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

jon,
you're just now watching Michael Jackson's Thriller video?
welcome to the year 1989.

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

While running the cones during the first day of spring training, Pedro Martinez is forced to stop as he can't get the picture Sean Salsbury sent to his Blackberry out of his mind.

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

Yes.Yes.No.Twice.Yes.

criticalfanatic said...
Feb 21, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Pedro tells reporters why the Mets will win the World Series by showing them where he is storing his little friend from his 2004 Boston season.

Pickitup said...
Feb 21, 2008, 2:53:00 PM  

Nobody will find Little Pedro now....NOBODY!!!

Nos said...
Feb 21, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

Pedro does an interpretive dance about the last month of the Met's 2007 season

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

Take that, Lupica!

BF said...
Feb 21, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

'mango' /thrust
'mango' /thrust
'mango' /thrust
'eeeeeegggggg' /release

repeat

Gibbon Jockey said...
Feb 21, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

Pedro would later brag to his teammates about his first 3-some

Ross said...
Feb 21, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

Poop jokes are hilarious.

GMoney said...
Feb 21, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

You see this Santana? This cone will be your face if you outperform me!

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

Honey, why is Pedro playing "leap frog" with the cones again and is it true he likes to play "leap frog" with El Duque, too?

Jason said...
Feb 21, 2008, 5:03:00 PM  

Say my number, bitch!

Jason said...
Feb 21, 2008, 5:03:00 PM  

Even though he suspected his longtime crush on Leafs defenceman Bryan McCabe would remain unrequited, Pedro periodically practiced humping a pylon just in case.

Sean said...
Feb 21, 2008, 5:04:00 PM  

"Hey Beltran, is this how you drop it like it's hot?"

Amaysing1 said...
Feb 21, 2008, 5:54:00 PM  

The Yankees are my daddy...but I'm Papa Squat.

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2008, 6:02:00 PM  

Pedro: "Now that we have Johan (Santana), that's how many World Series victories the Mets will have after the end of this season."

On the other side of the city, Yankees fans laugh at the number, taking solace in their history while waiting for the future to arrive.

(By the way, I am a Mets fan.)

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2008, 6:33:00 PM  

"I can't sit down. My backside is too sore from letting the almighty Santana take me up the rear."

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2008, 7:14:00 PM  

"Pedro will you be the number one starter this year?"

"Well that all depends on if Little Jerry wins the cockfight."

Dan said...
Feb 21, 2008, 7:58:00 PM  

Pedro continues to find new places to hide his personal mascot Nelson de la Rosa.

toddhinds67 said...
Feb 21, 2008, 8:05:00 PM  

I've humped this cone for hours...without steroids. Au natural!

Evan said...
Feb 21, 2008, 8:12:00 PM  

"Dead rooster? What dead rooster?"

CJTaKoZ said...
Feb 21, 2008, 10:05:00 PM  

Three. This is the number of games I predict I will start before I have another season ending injury.
Although two looks mighty pretty, too.

Jake said...
Feb 21, 2008, 11:13:00 PM  

"I give the Lohan pics a 3"

Amaysing1 said...
Feb 21, 2008, 11:20:00 PM  

Alright, Pedro, please crouch behind the number of fouled up fowl you ate after the last cockfight you went to.

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2008, 11:38:00 PM  

Shitting on the playing field is native to my country, too!

Rod said...
Feb 22, 2008, 12:20:00 AM  
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Feb 22, 2008, 12:51:00 AM  

Leave me be, It's part of my culture...
(followed by a yell of pain as he tears a groin muscle)

Feb 22, 2008, 12:57:00 AM  

I figured since I had to go do a 1 and a 2, I will just do both by the 3.

Feb 22, 2008, 9:02:00 AM  

Sadly, Pedro was never able to grasp the concept of Cow Chip Bingo.

Feb 22, 2008, 10:17:00 AM  

This is my ticket to Najeh Davenport's All-Deuce team.

Edju said...
Feb 22, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Pedro is not a fan of the late Dale Earnhardt.

Anonymous said...
Feb 22, 2008, 10:26:00 PM  

Hey Nelson, stop hiding! I know you're under that box with a 2 on it! (Nelson refers to Nelson de La Rosa, Pedro's dwarf friend from the World Series in 2004)

Tony said...
Feb 23, 2008, 1:24:00 AM  

$100 on numero tres, no the little tres, no grande tres. Juan, you want $200 on dos, you loco man!

deafjeff said...
Feb 23, 2008, 11:14:00 AM  

My dick in a box? No, a cone would be much better.

Big Mac said...
Feb 24, 2008, 2:30:00 AM  

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