Create The Caption #167

Thursday, February 14, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Why certainly! Nyuk Nyuk!"- Anon

"This guy has obviously never given the shocker before."- The Great Bambi

"Announcer: FINISH HIM! FATALITY! PEPPERDINE WINS!"- Tom

"Ironically, those same officials from the Georgetown/Villanova game DIDN'T call a foul on the court."- Steven

"Daniel-san, your best karate still inside you. Now time let out."- Shoebootie

"After his career in the NES game "Pro Wrestling" game to an end, The Amazon was recruited to come to Pepperdine and play basketball as a "stopper"."- The Duke of Kickball

(Too many good ones for that photo. It's always the ones you never think will do the job. Great work.)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Clemenseseses?


Daily Links:

General Greivis Is Mr. GQ And Rides A Moped (DC Sports Bog)
Way To Stay In Shape Josh Beckett (With Leather)
Mike Patrick Look-a-Like Time! (Mister Irrelevant)
Forget Flowers It's Baseball Time (Ladies...)
Steve Nash And His Trash Shoes (AZ Sports Hub)
Women Refs Have It Pretty Tough (Lion In Oil)
An Email Exchange With PETA (Juiced)
Best. V-Day Gift. Ever. (On 205th)
An Interview With Girls Gone Sports (Stiles Points)
Happy V-Day EA (Cake Rocks the Party)
Devan George Is Toni Braxton Reincarnate (The Howevah Files)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:31 PM

62 Comments:

"I'm the only one who got HGH shots? For 'misremembering' that, your ass is sleeping on the couch for the next month, buster!"

Signal to Noise said...
Feb 14, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

Throw me under the bus and you won't inject me with ANYTHING ever again!

Scott said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

In related news, Hollywood is in discussions with Clemens' management regarding a remake of the Billy Crystal-Danny Devito comedy, provisionally retitled "Throw Momma Under The Bus".



(Signed,
Bruce Strang)

Anonymous said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  
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Fred Morlan said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Fucking dropped calls. If you only had Cingular two years ago, we wouldn't be going through this shit. Asshole.

Paul said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Last...blowjob...ever...

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

"Remember that diamond that Kobe got his wife after Colorado, Roger? Bigger - but you know bigger, don't you..."

Steve said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

"This is what you get for not getting a better cell phone, you prick."

Bruce said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

Ughhh, Roger would look so much classier in one of my self designed, "Jacket Happy" denim or leather jackets. For some odd reason I can't get him to wear one.

http://www.jackethappy.com/

ryan said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Dammit Roger! I told you not to go back! Oh right, go ahead, blame the cellphone service

Anonymous said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

If I can only get him to take the Entenze.

Steve M said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

I can't believe that the jackass who is tearing us down is McLovin's dad.

Anonymous said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

"lay all the HGH use on me huh? well tonight, the new york post's headline about where you take it is gonna come to fruition"

the great bambi said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

I bet I could kick Waxman's ass. I could park our Escalade in those nostrils, what a twerp.

Did I shave my back hair this morning? I can never remember...

hollywood wags said...
Feb 14, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

lying muthafucka.....

Jay Pee said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

I guess only one head grows when your on steroids, huh, Rocket?

Telecomedian said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

In a universe where everyone appeared blurry and unfocused, Debbie Clemens had the answer.

BF said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

Wait a minute, don't bring me into this! I'll tell them why you are really called Rocket! Just look at this unsatisfied face!

bhlightnr said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

We agreed that you could sell me out and the best damn excuse you can come up with is a jumbled line about "misremembering"? Thank god I get at least half...

JJ said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Tastelessness ahead:

Thanks to the HGH, my clit is bigger than his penis.

Michael said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

Lay off me I'm starving...

About Us said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

You couldn't possibly be less attractive than you are right now for acting like such a pussy.

Feb 14, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

"duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh. This is going to be on Sportscenter."

Feb 14, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Clemens' wife's thought bubble:

mmm...I'd let that Arlen Specter Inject me in my rear.

Jeff V said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:43:00 PM  

"If he's pissed now, wait till he finds out that HGH isn't the only thing Brian injected in my ass."

toddhinds67 said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Now is probably not a good time to tell him what else he injected in me.

Matty N said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Roger's wife: Hey Waxman, Call me!

Nos said...
Feb 14, 2008, 2:57:00 PM  

Careful honey, If I can, congress can smell the Bullshit too.

Murray said...
Feb 14, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

Hey Roger, will you see if Brian has any more HGH on him. I feel like I could use another injection.

Anonymous said...
Feb 14, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

I also misremembered something I should have told you already .... I'm banging Andy.

Feb 14, 2008, 3:24:00 PM  

Sadly, the affects of steroids on Mrs. Clemens resulted in both of them having a wang.

ssreporters said...
Feb 14, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

Kato Kaelin showed up for this hearing too? That man just can't stay away from the courtroom...

bido said...
Feb 14, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

Oh, that 3 way with you, me, and Andy is SO off now.

Steven said...
Feb 14, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

If only he knew the needle wasn't the only thing Brian put in my butt in our bedroom.

Dan said...
Feb 14, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

Hey hunny, just give me the word and i won't play again......

Anonymous said...
Feb 14, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

Look at that head! It's like an orange on a toothpick!

Rattler Radio said...
Feb 14, 2008, 3:53:00 PM  

Should I tell them that this bastard is bleeding through his pants RIGHT F**KING NOW!?!

citizinKane said...
Feb 14, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

This probably isn't the most appropriate time for Rusty Harden to be unhooking my bra.

GMoney said...
Feb 14, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

Clemon's wife: Good thing McNamee just gave me a booster HGH shot before these hearings because I'm going strangle the shit out of Roger when we get home.

Whomas said...
Feb 14, 2008, 4:01:00 PM  

Did I turn off the iron?

Anonymous said...
Feb 14, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

Is that...is that hair gel?

Anonymous said...
Feb 14, 2008, 4:49:00 PM  

I told Roger that I should have been the only one taking things in the butt.

T-Dizzle said...
Feb 14, 2008, 4:54:00 PM  

Roger never asks for a second HGH injection at home.

tarheelfan said...
Feb 14, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

I wonder if any notices this guy behind me is giving me an injection right now.

tarheelfan said...
Feb 14, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

Debbie Clemens lists to the right Wednesday during her husband Roger's testimony before Congress. Mrs. Clemens was perched on an inflatable "donut" throughout the hearing, apparently due to an unexplained inflammation of her left buttock.

Anonymous said...
Feb 14, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

@bf- that's gold, Jerry, gold.

Bruce said...
Feb 14, 2008, 6:02:00 PM  

You told me those pills were Extenz Roger. I should have know.

jacob said...
Feb 14, 2008, 6:24:00 PM  

Debbie Clemens leans forward to hide an erection of her newly developed penis. It's the pleat of the pants.

Feb 14, 2008, 7:50:00 PM  

"Dick ..."

Mingo said...
Feb 14, 2008, 9:19:00 PM  

Honey, it's almost swimsuit season, I need more HGH

evan said...
Feb 14, 2008, 9:55:00 PM  

If I squeeze out a silent but deadly and someone smells it, I'm throwing that juiced up meathead under the bus.

Feb 14, 2008, 10:12:00 PM  

"I really hope his ass isn't bleeding again"

Clayton Bigsby said...
Feb 15, 2008, 1:24:00 AM  

Debbie: "I wonder if I should cancel those reservations at the Cooperstown Holiday Inn?"

Mal said...
Feb 15, 2008, 5:59:00 AM  

Why is Tonya Harding sitting behind Roger Clemens?

pm said...
Feb 15, 2008, 8:53:00 AM  

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Anonymous said...
Feb 15, 2008, 11:21:00 AM  

Hell hath no fury like a woman thrown under the bus by her husband at a congressional hearing on performancing enhancing drug use in baseball!

shoebootie said...
Feb 15, 2008, 11:40:00 AM  

"You Kick his ass C-Bass!!!"

(what no Dumb & Dumber yet?)

Justin said...
Feb 15, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

Congressional Appearance Math

HGH/Steroids = Tiny (bottle) Rocket

Tiny Rocket = unsatisfied wife

Unsatisifed wife = the murderous rage she's barely containing behind your back

Anonymous said...
Feb 15, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

Psst.

Roger.

Sweetie.

Look at me.

I used HGH. Yes, your wife used HGH. Just surrender now.

Gonzo said...
Feb 15, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

OH Dear GOD Roger… Go ahead and spill the beans already before you implicate your WHOLE family!

Bradley E said...
Feb 15, 2008, 4:34:00 PM  

Debbie: "I hope Sharon Stone will play me in the Lifetime movie on this".

Mal said...
Feb 15, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

I'm missing Oprah for this?

jared said...
Feb 15, 2008, 7:22:00 PM  

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