Create The Caption #166

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Get away from me Borat!"- Ryan

"Is funny - in college, you wear cutoff T-shirt under jersey when you play; in pros, you wear warmup over jersey because you no play. Is funny, no?"- doneycat

"Leave it on, JJ. We're only up 20. Still another 20 to go before you get in."- Kyle

"Dude. A WWJD bracelet? Are you serious?"- goodolbido

"In an effort to get more celebrities to come watch their games, the Magic allowed K.D. Lang to actually suit up for a game."- Whomas
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a questionable foul in the Pepperdine-BYU game from December 15th? (Via Canucklehead)


Daily Links:

An Interview With The Human Highlight Film (Rand Ball)
A Review Of The Announcing In The GTown-Nova Game (Duke Basketball Report)
Dice K And Mullets (Red Sox Monster)
The Utley's Do Not Care For Your Animal Abuse (Bugs and Cranks)
Regarding Berman's Drug Smuggling (Food Court Lunch)
NCAA Violation Time! (Meaningful Collateral)
Not This Joba Nonsense Again (I'm Writing Sports)
The Congressional Testimony Drinking Game (Signal to Noise)
The 10 Best Old School Video Games (All Balls)
Goodbye Ampex2000 (Sports TV Inside Out)
The Big Ten Is Wild This Year (Warning Track Power)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:17 PM

50 Comments:

Why certainly!
Nyuk Nyuk!

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

I am crushing your head!

ennuipundit said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

Now you see, Now YOU DON'T!

Tom said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

JUDO CHOP!

Tom said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

"Christianity Rules!"

Mez said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

Sorry man, were those your eyes I saw rolling around down on the floor, let me put em back in for ya, ok, this might hurt a little...

hollywood wags said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

This guy has obviously never given the shocker before.

the great bambi said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

Announcer: FINISH HIM!


FATALITY! PEPPERDINE WINS!

Tom said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

The Pepperdine player was arrested after the game by the FBI for hate crimes against Mormons.

the great bambi said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Great Bambi +1

Tom said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

GODDAMMIT. I HAD BEEN AVOIDING THAT PICTURE FOR MONTHS! DAMN YOU AA!

wishmewell said...
Feb 13, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

What do you mean you're voting for Romney? NOT IF YOU CAN'T SEE!

Tom said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide my fingers in your eyes and you seek medical attention.

Tom said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

Ironically, those same officials from the Georgetown/Villanova game DIDN'T call a foul on the court.

Steven said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

You want to be the best at driving the lane? Here's a few tips!

thephillyfly said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Daniel-san, your best karate still inside you. Now time let out.

shoebootie said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

OHH!!!!!! Serves up...a FACIAL!

Dan said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Dave Lapham: He FACE RAPED HIM!!!!

Tom said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

And to think I always what "face raping" was... now I know. Quite gay indeed.

Tom said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Best drivers license photo ever...

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

Pepperdine defensive coach Baron von Rashke approves of the use of the claw

Jeff Hawkins said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

"Pick two fingers."

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

@ Tom

Way to steal Mortal Combat from me...

Jeff V said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

...Brigham Young, and send 'em home blind.

Jeff V said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

Referees from Sing Sing Prison Athletics Association recently made "the claw" a legal tactic in Prison Recreation League games. No ruling was reached by Ryker's Island Athletic Commision.

Jeff V said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

John Chaney approves of this defensive tactic.

or...

After his career in the NES game "Pro Wrestling" game to an end, The Amazon was recruited to come to Pepperdine and play basketball as a "stopper".

Feb 13, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

You wont be translating that Seer Stone out of your top hat any time soon Joseph Smith.

South Park video:
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/59507/detail/

ryan said...
Feb 13, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

Pepperdine coach Moe Howard then instructed his players to throw pies at the BYU player while he was at the foul line.

Mplant said...
Feb 13, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

Anonymous said...

Why certainly!
Nyuk Nyuk!


Competition is over. This is the winner.

Bruce said...
Feb 13, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

"And with that strike Karate Kid Jr. was born!!!"

Shrugz said...
Feb 13, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Surprised by the Pepperdine tactic, the player was called for traveling and subsequently cost BYU the chance for a last second shot.

citizinKane said...
Feb 13, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

"I'm in yer eyesocketz, ticklin yer retinaz."

CJTaKoZ said...
Feb 13, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

sorry that was supposed to be one in the pink, one in the stink for your wives.

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

What do you mean I look like a bowling ball, I don...Holy $%@@%!"

Steve said...
Feb 13, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

This is what happens when Pepperdine allows members of the bowling team to play basketball.

ProphetCat said...
Feb 13, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

Many religious scholars have argued that the Mormon church has become blinded by their own faith.

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 3:15:00 PM  

In the Pepperdine player's defense, since this game was played in black and white, the basketball and the BYU player's bald head were the same color.

Telecomedian said...
Feb 13, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

Wherever he is, Rowdy Roddy Piper applauds this tactic

GMoney said...
Feb 13, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  

Are you sure this is a cure glaucoma?

Nos said...
Feb 13, 2008, 4:49:00 PM  

Whoops


Are you sure this is a cure for glaucoma?

Damn it, I killed it!

Nos said...
Feb 13, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

The game was played very differently in the 40's when black and white photography was all the rage.

OR

"I love what you've done with your cuticles. Uh huh, very nice.

bido said...
Feb 13, 2008, 5:30:00 PM  

Where's your god now mormon?!

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 5:49:00 PM  

Got your nose! And your eyes!

Brave Sir Robin said...
Feb 13, 2008, 6:15:00 PM  

YOINK!!!

Nate said...
Feb 13, 2008, 7:37:00 PM  

Two shots and the ball for flagrant face-raping

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 8:05:00 PM  

And now I will defeat you once and for all with my face to fingers technique.

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 8:47:00 PM  

Contact must be worse than this for a foul to be given to a Duke player.

Update to ACC officiating guidelines 2/13/08

jg said...
Feb 13, 2008, 9:20:00 PM  

"You too can be a pro with the Bruce Bowen defensive tactics tape."

Amaysing1 said...
Feb 13, 2008, 9:30:00 PM  

Montana will always be better than Young !

jg said...
Feb 13, 2008, 10:48:00 PM  

Two shots and the ball for giving him the business.

-OR-

I (eye) don't see a foul. Do you?

Anonymous said...
Feb 13, 2008, 11:33:00 PM  

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