Create The Caption #159

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Hey Bellicheat, film this boooooooooy!"- Anon

"Hey Buck and Nantz! I got Brady's number---how you like THEM APPLES??"- Mike

"How the hell did Wayne Newton get on the field? (over Eli's right shoulder)"- Steve

"I HAVE THE POWERRRRR!"- Tom
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bill Belichick being welcomed home after the Super Bowl?


Daily Links:

A Look At All Of Those Clever SB Headlines (Fynal Cut)
Happy Trails Mr. Knight (Hell Yes Guy)
Pedro Is Not Happy (The Big Picture)
Elisha vs. Elisha (Rumors and Rants)
Soccer Schedulers Aren't Paying Attention To Other Sports (Digital Headbutt)
What Is This Drake You Speak of? (Stiles Points)
50 Cent Disses Paris Hilton At A Super Bowl Party (On 205th)
Get Your 18-1 Books Now! (Simon on Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:21 PM

46 Comments:

Got her, got her, need him, got her...

ssreporters said...
Feb 5, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

Get down! Sniper on the roof.

twoeightnine said...
Feb 5, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

like zombies the pats fans still cheer wearing their 19-0 T-Shirts

Shrugz said...
Feb 5, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

Bellichek left the welcome home celebration with just 1 fan's hand left to shake.

Whomas said...
Feb 5, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

Coach! How are you back in Boston already? There's still :01 left on the clock!

Zach said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

A red dot near Belichick's head......interesting.

ssreporters said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

"here's my number, here's my number...hey hey hey wait a second...where's your wedding ring...no, no, no single women, if it isn't cheating i want no part of it"

the great bambi said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Matt Walsh is no longer with us. HIGH FIVE!!!

Cam Jones said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Why did I pack only red sweatshirts. WHY? WHY??!

Fake Bob Dylan said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Hail the conquering hero! (not Belichick - rather the sandwich he's smuggling under the hoodie)

Anonymous said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

The flight sure did make my herpes sore grow!

Vu said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Walk of shame.

Free Vick said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Belichick: "Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, ea- Will You Go With Me To Prom?" Oh boy; another chance to cheat! Follow me cameras, nothing to see here...

Dr. C said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

"... And here we see President Nixon making his way across the Rose Garden lawn ..."

aboynamedart said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

Belichick wearing the "sleeves of unfathomable sadness" upon his return to Boston.

Joel G. said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Too much human interaction....circuits overloading

Anonymous said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

If the film don't fit, you must acquit

Konck1 said...
Feb 5, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

And here we have a rare glimpse of a wild Belichick WITH sleeves on... lets take a look.

Ponce said...
Feb 5, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

"Oh my god, oh my god I think the one in the beanie likes me! Play it cool Billy, play it cool..."

Anonymous said...
Feb 5, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

"Man I hope no one's taping this"

Hawkins said...
Feb 5, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

Berman has never looked worse. Must be worn down from coddling Emmitt.

goodolbido said...
Feb 5, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

First President Palmer and now Coach of the Year Belichick! Suck on that Bauer!

citizinKane said...
Feb 5, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

If you're happy and you know it, slap some hands!

Mez said...
Feb 5, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

I thought the monster that began with double t and the one in the pearls had died....but like Michael Myers, it just keeps coming back..........

Mez said...
Feb 5, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

So THIS is what hell looks like...

Danny said...
Feb 5, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Damn idiots cost me the Old Navy endorsement. Just shoot me now!

bhlightnr said...
Feb 5, 2008, 3:00:00 PM  

"Hey Coach, see these rings? You kick that field goal and you coulda had a much nicer one!"

Comic Relief said...
Feb 5, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

I spy something red

BG said...
Feb 5, 2008, 3:25:00 PM  

You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead.

Brian Ekberg said...
Feb 5, 2008, 3:37:00 PM  

Nice to meet you, Bill Simmons' dad.

GMoney said...
Feb 5, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

Coach: You people are f'n pathetic. I'll toss each and every one of you over the edge of Jimmy Johnson's boat.

Mike said...
Feb 5, 2008, 3:58:00 PM  

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah." -Chevy Chase errrrrrrrr... Bill Belichick

ryan said...
Feb 5, 2008, 3:59:00 PM  

"I'm so surprised, You all came just to get my recipe for PB&J on raisin bread?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOaGkPXn9LQ

ryan said...
Feb 5, 2008, 4:01:00 PM  

need help...must pull sleeves...off of sweatshirt...evil powers...drained by...wholesome sleeves...must fight desire...to eat Oreos.

Mal said...
Feb 5, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool. I am out

Anonymous said...
Feb 5, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

If I remember correctly from the re-con video, there should be about 20 more people in this line.

eagles19040 said...
Feb 5, 2008, 4:20:00 PM  

Can any of you play outside linebacker? How about strong safety? Bring your own 'roids!

Mal said...
Feb 5, 2008, 4:22:00 PM  

Someone's getting fired tonight -- who the f%#k forgot to to cut the sleeves off my cot-damn sweater?

MindRiteSports said...
Feb 5, 2008, 4:33:00 PM  

Hermits Unite!

Anonymous said...
Feb 5, 2008, 4:47:00 PM  

AAARRRGG!! FIRE BAD!!!

Shayne said...
Feb 5, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

I'm just getting my laser eyes revved up

evan said...
Feb 5, 2008, 7:29:00 PM  

Fuck you. Fuck you. Bite my ass. Fuck you. Suck it. Fuck you. Get bent.

swany11 said...
Feb 5, 2008, 7:50:00 PM  

The crowd is actually trying to stop him. He just stabbed a guy.

Junker23 said...
Feb 5, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

Ya see what not taping another team's plays gets ya? A loss in the d*** Super Bowl. How can that be fair?

monty40 said...
Feb 6, 2008, 9:52:00 AM  

"Touch the hand.....of God you mindless sheep."

Anonymous said...
Feb 6, 2008, 10:38:00 AM  

"here's my number, here's my number...hey hey hey wait a second...where's your wedding ring...no, no, no single women, if it isn't cheating i want no part of it"


The Great Bambi is the Winner. +1 Cheese Doodle.

Tom said...
Feb 6, 2008, 10:39:00 AM  

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