Create The Caption #158

Monday, February 04, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....


""Who didn't get the memo about dress attire? THIS GUY.""- Free Vick

"Braylon, I wish I had a tall receiver like you [sniffle]."- CJTaKoZ

"Would somebody tell this fat ass that I am not Chris Tucker and I won't get him into Rush Hour 4!"- Anon

"How the heck did this fat, bald guy ever nail Natalie Gulbis?"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of National Hero Eli Manning?


Daily Links:

Stalking in Arizona (The Sporting Blog)
Someone Talk Bill Off The Ledge (ESPN 2)
Get Well Soon Len (Pro Football Talk)
Imperfection (I'm Writing Sports)
Tiki For MVP (Chicago Bull)
Your Props Recap (Vegas Watch)
How To Draft Dodge If Your An Olympic Athlete (Lion in Oil)
Shockey Helped The Giants Win With His Absence (Cake Rocks the Party)
Comparring This Years Pats To The 96 Red Wings (MBSR)
Brady Is A Loser: A Photo Collection (Simon on Sports)
Giselle Is Brazilian For Jessica Right? (KSK)

Oh and make sure you come back this afternoon because I have an Emmitt Collection going up as soon as I can put the video together.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:18 PM

50 Comments:

National Hero? have a little bit of a man crush do we AA?

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

It's a joke Anon....damn you people are no fun.

Feb 4, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

this caption shit is getting old.

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

If you like Pina Colada...

John said...
Feb 4, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

I'm going to Disney Land with Mommy, Daddy, Pey Pey, and Coop!

(Anon...if it's getting old why do 50+ people comment on it daily? Go somewhere else)

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

Kissing Suzy Kolber sums it up best:

"YOU BETTA ASK SOMEBODAYYYYYYY!"

aboynamedart said...
Feb 4, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

I can't even come up with a caption, all I can come up with is "Thank you Eli"

Feb 4, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Hey Peyton, I see commercials in our future... CHA-CHING!

bhlightnr said...
Feb 4, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Hey Bellicheat, film this boooooooooy!

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Hey Archie, how's it feel to be the only one in the family not to win one?

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Hey Tiki think you quit too soon? Jokes on you jack!

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

You like me! You really like me!

Mal said...
Feb 4, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Seriously...what's with the hate today? Yeah I think posting a (sometimes) funny picture, making jokes, and linking to some of the better blogs and articles is getting boring.

Is it because this is the most depressing day of the year? Is that why everyone is being so mean today???

I mean...people have seen pictures of me and I'm not cute. I don't even want to go on.

Feb 4, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

I don't know why Peyton had such a hard time with that -- that seemed pretty easy.

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Hey Buck and Nantz! I got Brady's number---how you like THEM APPLES??

Mike said...
Feb 4, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

Yay, Im going to be the next Trent Dilfer or maybe even Brad Johnson!

ryan said...
Feb 4, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

Look at me....I'm on top of the....wait is that Frank Caliendo? Do that voice you do Frank!

Mike said...
Feb 4, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

That's Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning Face to you buddy!

citizinKane said...
Feb 4, 2008, 2:28:00 PM  

For what it's worth, I like the "Create the Caption". It's fun to see what everybody else comes up with and a challenge to not go for the easy joke when some of the pictures are by themselves pretty funny. Ignore the haters. When you stop getting captions in response to the pictures, then you should worry.

Mal said...
Feb 4, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

The NEW Manning Face

Shrugz said...
Feb 4, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

...That better not be some dude touching my butt

shrugz said...
Feb 4, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

Maaaat Daaamon...Can suck on this!!

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

"Then I chunked that sucker up there and some black dude named 'Tyrell' or something trapped it against his helmet, like so..."

goodolbido said...
Feb 4, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

Somebody get me a Double Stuf!

GMoney said...
Feb 4, 2008, 3:48:00 PM  

Hey media! Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!

jared said...
Feb 4, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

"I'm going to Karaoke!!"

Bacon said...
Feb 4, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

All I got for winning the super bowl was this ball, a hat, a t-shirt....wait, where did my teammates go? Shoot, they forgot to tell me where the party is. Home Alone #10.

Jason said...
Feb 4, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

Mommy - they gave me this football and said I can take it home! How cool is that?!

Rich Ege said...
Feb 4, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  

"I'm going to DISNEYLAND...if my parents will let me"

JK said...
Feb 4, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

Ray Lewis Eats People said...
Feb 4, 2008, 4:23:00 PM  

"Hey Tiki, Suck It!!!!"

Nos said...
Feb 4, 2008, 4:45:00 PM  

haha Peyton, it took you nine years, an it only took me this many

susieSydell said...
Feb 4, 2008, 4:48:00 PM  

Tiki. This sure beats that game ball in your home from the '06 PRE-season.


P.S. I LOVE create the caption.
we need a pic of Tiki and this would easily get over 100 comments.

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

"Where's Belichick? I want to give him a game ball. Oh, that's right...the big puss ran to the locker room so he didn't have to see his team get beat."

Comic Relief said...
Feb 4, 2008, 5:05:00 PM  

anon 4:59 keep strokin' AA's ego, maybe he'll cream his pants for you.

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

Hey Peyton, I have one too now! We both own dad!

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 6:14:00 PM  

Who knew that the Super Bowl MVP came with this handy elbow-rest?

Corbin said...
Feb 4, 2008, 6:20:00 PM  

How the hell did Wayne Newton get on the field? (over Eli's right shoulder)

Steve said...
Feb 4, 2008, 6:33:00 PM  

I ruined Bill Simmons year. Yay. I can't wait to hear about how him and his Dad cried themselves to sleep tomorrow.

ryan said...
Feb 4, 2008, 6:49:00 PM  

"Yipee! Mabe the kids at school wont beat me up and steal my lunch money now!"

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Feb 4, 2008, 7:56:00 PM  

I love the create the caption game. Don't succumb to the pressure AA...Don't do it.

As for my entry:

This one's for Tiki (in best Pat Bowlen voice).

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 7:58:00 PM  

I loooove me some ME!!

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 8:57:00 PM  

I puttin this next...erm, below! my DSRL trophy!

edent said...
Feb 4, 2008, 9:09:00 PM  

With that, Eli Manning became the first quarterback with Down's Syndrome to win the Super Bowl.

Sorry. He's always kind of looked that way to me.

Free Vick said...
Feb 4, 2008, 9:59:00 PM  

"Oddly enough, winning the Double Stuf Racing League championship made me more popular with the ladies. Not sure why..."

Collin said...
Feb 4, 2008, 10:07:00 PM  

Uhh... I think you got the wrong guy...

Gorgonzola said...
Feb 4, 2008, 10:26:00 PM  

Tiki...what do ya think of me as a leader now biatch?

monty40 said...
Feb 5, 2008, 9:18:00 AM  

I HAVE THE POWERRRRR!

Tom said...
Feb 5, 2008, 9:46:00 AM  

I'm taking my ball and goin home!

Tom said...
Feb 5, 2008, 9:47:00 AM  

Have you seen my football?

Anonymous said...
Feb 5, 2008, 11:11:00 AM  

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