Create The Caption #154

Monday, January 28, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....


""And this is how I get myself ready to deal with Skip F'ing Bayless!""- Anon

"THERE IS NO DANA! ONLY ZOOL!!!!"- MicroscopicElvis (Ghostbusters....winner)

"Suzy, I just wanna kiss you."- Mal

"F**k you, f**k you, f**k you, you're cool, f**k you. I'm out."- Anon

"Today we salute you, Ms. More Embarrassed Than The People Actually Being Roasted."- Free Vick

And lastly....

"Alcoholic bottle of choice: $7.50
Wal-Mart brand jewelry, bra, and dress: $20
Trey Wingo knowing he actually has a chance at getting some: Priceless"
(hsplaybyplayman)

That's so wrong, but it had to be included. Sorry Dana.
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Brady and Seau preparing for the Super Bowl?


Daily Links:

ESPN Is Killing A Poker Controversy Because Of A Sponsor (Cake Rocks the Party)
What Is Going On With The Clippers? (Signal To Noise)
Something About A Giants Lineman And Sheep Testicles (Sports by Brooks)
Fan Vids Of The Pats Send Off (Red Sox Monster)
New Sport: Underwater Hockey (The Big Picture)
The Place To Be When In Arizona (For The Love Of Sports)
Which Team Is More Likely To Get In Trouble This Weekend (100% Injury Rate)
Jerry O'Connell As Tom Cruise (Sports Kolache)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:13 PM

49 Comments:

I'm glad I left Gisele for you cutie....

ssreporters said...
Jan 28, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

We're totally beating Tony Romo for the league lead in smiles now, right, Junior?

Signal to Noise said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

Tom:
Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will
always talk and stare.

Junior:
I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside, cause this bear can't stand the world's distain, and
sometimes it's easier to hide.

Pete said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

Hey Junior- when you're down with this shot, go get me a juicebox

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Four Super Bowl rings aren't enough; Tom Brady's career won't be complete until he achieves the impossible and gets a man pregnant too. And who better than Junior?

MDT said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Can I borrow your hat bro, my fucking toupee is falling off.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Eskimo KISS!!!

Shrugz said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

"I love the smell of my dick in the morning."

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Can you believe that they bought this hurt ankle bullshit?

J.J. said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

O Junior, it was my pleasure saving your career, getting you a ring, and saving you from being whisked away into irrelevance and steroid / HGH controversy.

ryan said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

Thanks for the HGH Junior, I mean you saw me at the NFL combine I looked like a 13 year old stamp collector.

ryan said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:50:00 PM  

"Oh, we're supposed to be the AMBIGUOUSLY Gay Duo?"

ABoyNamedArt said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

BTW, read that first story in the Daily Links column.

J.J. said...
Jan 28, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

"Pssst ... that hat makes you look gay."

BF said...
Jan 28, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

"Junior Seau is so lucky!" -Every man and woman in New England

toddhinds67 said...
Jan 28, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Oh, so that's why they call you Junior. I'm... sorry to hear that. Hey, it's cool - not all chicks are into the big wang scene.

Mine is, though.

HardScores said...
Jan 28, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Take it easy this time. I don't want to have to put that walking boot on to explain away my limp again.

shoebootie said...
Jan 28, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

This eskimo kissing technique, Gisele loves? I learned it from David the Gnome.

hsplaybyplayman said...
Jan 28, 2008, 2:35:00 PM  

My mind's tellin' me no! But my BODY's tellin' me YES!

Free Vick said...
Jan 28, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

Tom: Nice hat.
Junior: Nice stubble
Tom: Strong arms...
Junior: Strong...desire...
*and scene*

the great bambi said...
Jan 28, 2008, 3:42:00 PM  

Tom: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

Jon said...
Jan 28, 2008, 3:44:00 PM  

Shit, I should have had Junior saying that. Boo this man!

Jon said...
Jan 28, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

"I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with this mirror."

goodolbido said...
Jan 28, 2008, 3:55:00 PM  

Seau the Caddy: Looks like this putt breaks to the left.
Brady: That's because you only have one shoe on.

GMoney said...
Jan 28, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

Junior, For the last time, get rid of the hat. I know these things...I'm Tom Brady, bitch.

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2008, 4:21:00 PM  

Tom: Let's pop off down to the pub for a pint.

Junior: Cheerio, old chap! That's a bit of all right.

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2008, 4:37:00 PM  

Football made them rich, but the Hat made them lovers... coming soon, to a theater near you... Bradyback Mountain!

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2008, 4:44:00 PM  

15 years ago, those clothes make them look like 80 year old drunkards - but now they're cool? God I hate rich people.

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2008, 4:46:00 PM  

Seau: I can't believe you went through with it.

Brady: Haha yeah, putting itching powder in Vince Wilfork's jockstrap is the best thing I've ever done.

Nos said...
Jan 28, 2008, 5:19:00 PM  

INVIZIBEL SPAGGETTI NOOODEL

Chip Fu said...
Jan 28, 2008, 5:28:00 PM  

Hey, Junior, when you see Gisele, can we leave out the part about how I really got that ankle injury? She just doesn't understand that I need my "man" time.

Jan 28, 2008, 5:36:00 PM  

And now, another Priceless Pep Talk from Tom Brady ...

aboynamedart said...
Jan 28, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

Seau: I just wanna go to the top of a mountain and yell it. I love Tom Brady.

Brady: Boop.

Hanrahan said...
Jan 28, 2008, 5:52:00 PM  

"I desperately want to make love to a school boy!"

Bacon said...
Jan 28, 2008, 6:10:00 PM  

No tongues.

Joseph Selby said...
Jan 28, 2008, 6:49:00 PM  

Tom: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...

Junior: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello...you had me at hello.

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2008, 6:49:00 PM  

What happens in the New England Patriots locker room, stays in the New England Locker room!

Jan 28, 2008, 6:57:00 PM  

Congratulations on becoming a dad! And you got out before the bitch got fat? Man, you're my hero.

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2008, 6:58:00 PM  

remember when Seau was bad ass? No more. Junior Seau, please turn in your man card.

Tom said...
Jan 28, 2008, 7:20:00 PM  

Junior: "I love the smell of your Steson Cologne, Tommy"

edent said...
Jan 28, 2008, 9:51:00 PM  

Brady: *Sniff Sniff* your breath smells like Giselle's Va-Jay-Jay.

Gonzo said...
Jan 29, 2008, 12:43:00 AM  

Shut up, just shut up, you had me at hello. You had me at hello.

PhilGPBP said...
Jan 29, 2008, 2:10:00 AM  

Tom: I love you, man...

Junior: Yeah...but you're not getting my Bud Light.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 29, 2008, 3:09:00 AM  

Junior: Tom, you dance divinely.
Tom: Why thank you, Junior, I've been taking lessons from Emmitt.

Mal said...
Jan 29, 2008, 7:03:00 AM  

Junior...YOU COMPLETE ME!!!

monty40 said...
Jan 29, 2008, 8:23:00 AM  

Whoa Tom, is that a boot on your foot or are you just happy to see me?

Steve said...
Jan 29, 2008, 10:02:00 AM  

Hold me like you did on Naboo...

Anonymous said...
Jan 29, 2008, 11:25:00 AM  

"I don't care if Aikman does kiss you on the mouth, it ain't happenin' Cap'n."

Anonymous said...
Jan 29, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

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