Create The Caption #153

Friday, January 25, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"For the last time son, my name is not Indiana and I will not call you Short Round!"- Anon (Hilarious)

"Guess what dad? Now YOU are the biggest dissapointment to play QB in the Manning family!"- Rally Monkey Spanker

"Archie: Great game umm what is it again ?
Eli: Its Eli dad !!
Archie: Oh yeaa Eli lol *writes it on hand*"
(ClutchIsEverything

"UNSTOPPABLE!? Haha wait till they hear you pissed your bed until you were 21!"- GusJohnsonForGod

"Go eat your Oreos son, daddy will handle the grown folks business"- susieSydell
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of well you know....? (Sorry I had to do it. Be nice to the Baby Jesus please.)


Daily Links:

Weiner Poopie! (Today's Big Thing)
Stephen A. Smith Has A New Blogging Friend (Juiced Sports Blog)
Is Georgetown Really THAT Good (Vegas Watch)
Barbaro Is Getting A Statue (Lion In Oil)
A Pretty Funny Penguins Car Commercial (Ballhype)
They're Making Fan Championship Rings Now? (Sports by Brooks)
Why Don't We Get Drunk And Interview? (The Big Picture)
Vito's Blue Dog (Busted Coverage)
Live-Blogging A Monster Truck Rally (Food Court Lunch)
Podcast With Some Guy Named Will Leitch (Sports Media Journal)
What Do The Humpty Dance And Dan Majerle Have In Common? (Rand Ball)
How Not To Throw A SuperBowl Party (Ladies...)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:28 PM

85 Comments:

Is that Trey Wingo in the back?

ssreporters said...
Jan 25, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

Jeez, you make one little comment that John Turturro wasn't that good in the Big Lebowski and ...

Hardwood Paroxysm said...
Jan 25, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

I asked for Wine and all Jesus could get me is f'n French Vodka.

Simon said...
Jan 25, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

As she slammed down the sixth bottle of Vodka, Wingo realized it was a mistake to share his Notre Dame bit with Dana.

Ennuipundit said...
Jan 25, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

"And this is how I get myself ready to deal with Skip F'ing Bayless!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

Wingo is smiling because Jacobson was in a similar position with him last night, only it wasn't a bottle of vodka she was holding...

Jan 25, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

Trey Wingo: "Tonight, will be our night Dana :)"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

In a bizarre twist, Jacobson was actually drinking Holy Water.

Jan 25, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

"Is that a Twinkie in the background???"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

Mmm, I am just pretending this is pot roast, mmm, it's GOOD.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

"F-ck Notre Dame!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

Dana: House of blues??? I thought this was the house of no rules

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

wingo ill be doing this to you in the hotel room you man whore!!!!!

Matt said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

"Is that a satanic symbol on Jacobson's necklace???"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

THERE IS NO DANA! ONLY ZOOL!!!!

Jan 25, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

Dana: "This vodka is delicious, but filling!"

Trey: "Oh crap, those roofies were meant for Erin!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

Len is shamed... he frowns in disapproval...

Tom said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

i never thought she'd go for the Kenny G impersonation....nailed it!

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

Trey Wingo thinking to himself: "Man, she is going to be easy pickin's after this. It's Business Time!"

Pete said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:17:00 PM  

Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

wishmewell said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

Pam Ward has really let herself go since finding out she placed 4th in the Pammies this year.

Justin said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:28:00 PM  

ANYBODY HAVE A BOTTLE OF NACHO CHEESE???

hollywood wags said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Sweet F&*%ing Christ I love Grey Goose!!

Twill815 said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

As the unfortunate scene unfolded, Mike Greenberg wondered how hot it would be if Tom Cruise were the one holding that bottle in a similar provacative pose.

Arlow said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

... and I will demonstrate my talents in the bedroom using this bottle as a prop.

Tim said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

...and I am STILL more woman than Greenie ever will be...

Still Hates Eli said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:47:00 PM  

Wait, THIS isn't the microphone? Funny, this happened in my audition, too!

Jason said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

Wait, if I keep drinking and swearing like this, maybe the boys will FINALLY like me and accept me into their club! All I need is a little flash and I am SO in.

Jason said...
Jan 25, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

What I REALLY said was: "I can't wait to F-Trey Wingo, to F-Notre Dame alumni, to F-Jesus, to F-Harold Reynolds, to F-Will Leitch..."

Jason said...
Jan 25, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

Jesus died for THIS?

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

Dana: I love vodka. Vodka, vodka, vodka. m-m-m-m-m, down in my belly. It really helps sooth the vocal chords when you're ready to get suspended. Anybody got some Red Bull?

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

That's right Linda Cohn! Suck it bitch!

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

Alcoholic bottle of choice: $7.50
Wal-Mart brand jewelry, bra, and dress: $20
Trey Wingo knowing he actually has a chance at getting some: Priceless

hsplaybyplayman said...
Jan 25, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

Hey, where's the "on" switch for my microphone?

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 3:50:00 PM  

This tastes almost as good as Mr. Belvedere.

GMoney said...
Jan 25, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

SKIP BAYLESS IS THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

ssreporters said...
Jan 25, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

Trey: i never should have challenged her to see how deep she could first take it.

Nick said...
Jan 25, 2008, 4:22:00 PM  

"Don't you dare judge me. You don't have to get up early every morning and share a set with Bayless, Crawford, and that perky bitch Sage, otherwise, you'd be chugging this too."

Signal to Noise said...
Jan 25, 2008, 4:24:00 PM  

Mmmmm -- the leftover sperm from Barbaro.

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

As the current host of this roast, I'd like to toast... aw, Jesus, f@%k Mike & Mike, I don't even like them anyway.

Jan 25, 2008, 4:33:00 PM  

Hey, Trey, you like this? This is how I treat teenie weenies!

Jan 25, 2008, 4:33:00 PM  

Hey AA, if commenters could vote, I'd give +1 to hsplaybyplayman. That's definately funnier that anything else today.

Jan 25, 2008, 4:36:00 PM  

Trey: "Funny, I like to think of my Jesus as wearing one of those tuxedo t-shirts. You know, so he's formal but he's still cool enough to party with Mike and Mike"

Dana: "Fuck that too, Trey. And don't be interrupting my drink, bitch."

TB13 said...
Jan 25, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

Trey: "Funny, I like to think of my Jesus as wearing one of those tuxedo t-shirts. You know, so he's formal but he's still cool enough to party with Mike and Mike"

Dana: "Fuck that too, Trey. And don't be interrupting my drink, bitch."

TB13 said...
Jan 25, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

Trey: "Funny, I like to think of my Jesus as wearing one of those tuxedo t-shirts. You know, so he's formal but he's still cool enough to party with Mike and Mike"

Dana: "Fuck that too, Trey. And don't be interrupting my drink, bitch."

TB13 said...
Jan 25, 2008, 4:50:00 PM  

Suzy, I just wanna kiss you.

Mal said...
Jan 25, 2008, 4:52:00 PM  

This is what I'm going to be doing at the X-Games next week to stay warm.

Jan 25, 2008, 4:55:00 PM  

Dana: "And here's a drink to Rich Eisen. And one to Craig Kilborn. And one to Charlie Steiner. And one to Harold Reynolds. And one to Dan Patrick. And here's one to my drunk butt, cause I'm gonna be outta here, too".

Mal said...
Jan 25, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

Dana: And now I will drink one shot for every crappy reality show on TV thanks to this writer's strike.

Trey: I've got the next bottle over here.

DoubleM said...
Jan 25, 2008, 5:23:00 PM  

"Loosen up Trey, baby. You're too tight."

Jan 25, 2008, 5:27:00 PM  

Swigging this bottle of Belvedere is HOT work! Look at me, I'm sweating like a pig!

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 5:55:00 PM  

Let me show you how I got to keep my job!

bhlightnr said...
Jan 25, 2008, 6:06:00 PM  

Girls who swallow live longer

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 6:25:00 PM  

Trey Wingo grins knowingly as he watches Dana attempt to get the taste out of her mouth.

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 6:52:00 PM  

Berman's next so bottoms up!

bmfc1 said...
Jan 25, 2008, 7:11:00 PM  

You guys joke about it now, but inside you know that you would so tap that

Nos said...
Jan 25, 2008, 7:13:00 PM  

"Fat girls give better head because they're hungry." - Trey Wingo

Collin said...
Jan 25, 2008, 7:18:00 PM  

"And now for my Joe Namath impression. Bayless, get your pansy ass up here and be Suzy Kolber!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 7:18:00 PM  

The late Foster Brooks was well represented by Dana Jacobsen at the ESPN Christmas Party in 2007.

JamesCraven said...
Jan 25, 2008, 7:44:00 PM  

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you. I'm out.

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 7:45:00 PM  

Trey: "Oh, Wingo, you are good. You're totally about to hit that AND Van Pelt's going to owe you $100."

Cliff said...
Jan 25, 2008, 8:02:00 PM  

I'm Corby Davidson of the Ticket in Dallas, I would love to share a bottle of Belvidere Vodka with you while we are at Glendale. Nooo, my wife won't find out

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 8:41:00 PM  

Jacobson records her tryout video for Girls Gone Wild.

Gonzo said...
Jan 25, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

Phoebe Cates gives a lecture this week at Ridgemont High.

Scranton said...
Jan 25, 2008, 8:57:00 PM  

"Not only did Usi soil my chest and sweaterdress, he gifted me with a baby!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 9:31:00 PM  

"Fuck. I lost that bet with Salisbury, I'm gonna have to get housed to do THAT!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 9:32:00 PM  

DJ thinks to self: "Fucking Jesus Christ, Danaminal, these misogynist pigs are drooling over your lacy black bra. You still got it, babe. Salisbury's getting the high hard one tonight. Hiccup...Hiccup"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 9:41:00 PM  

why do all the guys keep telling me my boobs will grow if i chug vodka and spread my legs?

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 9:49:00 PM  

hey alycia lane -- you ready to fuck me!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 9:50:00 PM  

When he said drink from it he meant the cup not the damn bottle.

V said...
Jan 25, 2008, 11:03:00 PM  

Today we salute you, Ms. More Embarrassed Than The People Actually Being Roasted.

Free Vick said...
Jan 25, 2008, 11:24:00 PM  

I wonder how many people I can offend after this bottle!

edent said...
Jan 25, 2008, 11:37:00 PM  

I meant what I said. My God is a porcelain one.

Hoosier Hound said...
Jan 26, 2008, 12:01:00 AM  

"Top this Courtney Love."

Anonymous said...
Jan 26, 2008, 7:04:00 AM  

Dana: "Fuck Touchdown Jesus!"
Tim Tebow: "No, Fuck you Dana. Fuck you very much"

susieSydell said...
Jan 26, 2008, 9:29:00 AM  

Alcoholic bottle of choice: $7.50
Wal-Mart brand jewelry, bra, and dress: $20
Trey Wingo knowing he actually has a chance at getting some: Priceless
LOL greatest caption ever.

Mathies_dane said...
Jan 26, 2008, 9:43:00 AM  

Trey Wingo - "If only that was Greenie....."

Anonymous said...
Jan 26, 2008, 11:44:00 AM  

mathies -- are you insane? it's the most predictable caption ever.

Anonymous said...
Jan 26, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

Wow! This is a lot more fun than the 12 oz. curls I'm used too.

Anonymous said...
Jan 26, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

"Thank you Satan for turning water into Vodka."

Anonymous said...
Jan 26, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Wait til you see where I put the bottle

mplant said...
Jan 27, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

And tonight, playing the role of Liza Minelli will be ESPN's Dana Jacobsen...

Crief said...
Jan 28, 2008, 3:13:00 AM  

Just like orange juice---it does a woman good!

amoreira81 said...
Jan 28, 2008, 9:17:00 AM  

Well, the suspension is over...Jay joins Greeny and Golic in Arizona...albeit Jay is indoors...while Dana is kept in Bristol.

How ironic, considering Jay Crawford (along with Woody Paige, no longer at ESPN) were sued a while back...unless the lawsuit was either settled or thrown out of court. What was the outcome of that one?

amoreira81 said...
Jan 28, 2008, 10:02:00 AM  

Well Dana, what do you love?

I like the wolverines, steven a smith and of course a good bottle of vodka.

Anonymous said...
Jan 28, 2008, 10:23:00 AM  

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