Create The Caption #150

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"It's nice Jim, but isn't a ring more customary. I'm an old-fashioned kind of girl."- Jeff

"Hello friend"- The Dish (If you imagine Nantz as a stalker that's actually kind of creepy)

"I present you the Jim Nantz trophy for being super cute"- edent

"Jim (to self): This Brady fits the bill ... no, no, no. How about 'When it comes to championships, for Brady they come in bunches.' Yeah, I'll go with that one."- doneycat

"Just between you and me I'm gonna choke the superbowl game just to piss off Bill Simmons"- Shrugz

And last but not least.....

"I miss you Tom. I miss your musk. I think, when this thing with Gisele is done, you and I should get an apartment together."- Anon (Champ Kind is a winner every time)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe kicking it during yesterday's Lakers win over the Nugs?


Daily Links:

Will Smith Is Now Predicting Football Game Outcomes As Well (The Sports Lodge)
The Worst Bigots In Sports (Deuce of Davenport)
Free These NBAers Now! (Hardwood Paryoxysm)
A Pretty Stellar Celebrity Fantasy Team (For the Love of Sports)
The Top 10 Movie Death Ways For Philip Rivers To Perish (The Big Picture)
A Nice Post On The Local Angles For Super Bowl XLII (Sports Media Journal)
FOX Needs To Cut Out The Crazy Hats Next Time (The Money Shot)
If The NHL Is Following A Pattern Here Are Some Great Expansion Locales (Food Court Lunch)
To Retire Or Not Retire...That Is The Question (We Suck at Sports)

Lastly, if you haven't seen this yet it's a must that you watch at least a minute of this video......

Soulja Bell (Flurl)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:35 PM

30 Comments:

No no... you can't get this ball. But you CAN have these balls.

Tim said...
Jan 22, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

Never turn your back on Kobe. Never.

rhino ear said...
Jan 22, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

"Watch this . . . I saw Brett Favre doing it at Awful Announcing last week."

jb said...
Jan 22, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

This reminds me of a time when I was Colorado in a hotel room...

Neo said...
Jan 22, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Yakhouba Diawara gets a mouthful of Kobe's nuggets.

Jan 22, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

I'm surprised you are blogging about the Green Bay fans in bikinis at the game Sunday, apparently maxim is trying to find those girls…seems like something up AA’s alley after the whole song girl thing.

Anonymous said...
Jan 22, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

"well my coach did say this is a brokeback mountain game"

Ray Lewis Eats People said...
Jan 22, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

i believe i can fly
i believe i can touch the sky
think about it every night and day
NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY

the great bambi said...
Jan 22, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

Luckily, the Lakers didn't wear their short shorts against the Nugs.

The Dish said...
Jan 22, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

This has to be a doctored photo - Kobe passing the ball???

Anonymous said...
Jan 22, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Kobe just has a "Never say No" mentality.

Chase said...
Jan 22, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Bruce said...
Jan 22, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Young white girl, first row, comin atcha!

hollywood wags said...
Jan 22, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Turiaf: "Um, Mr. Bryant? Could I please, just maybe, if it's OK with you, um, take a shot at this wide open 12-footer?"
Kobe: "No."

goodolbido said...
Jan 22, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Kobe: " Yo, Kupchak. Get me another jockstrap. Homie just ate mine."

Corn said...
Jan 22, 2008, 2:53:00 PM  

"You're now my second Colorado bitch"

lackey13 said...
Jan 22, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

"OHHHHH, my water broke!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 22, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

"Unlike Laurence Maroney, I'm not waiting to blow my wad."

Jan 22, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

"Okay, when I jump into your arms you actually have to catch me this time. I can't blow my shot at Dancing with the Stars!"

JJ said...
Jan 22, 2008, 3:59:00 PM  

Kobe: (singing) "The Colorado Rocky Mountain high... I've seen it rainin' deez nuts from the sky..."

Anonymous said...
Jan 22, 2008, 4:33:00 PM  

"Aint da first time I smacked my balls all over the face of a Colorado resident."

Jan 22, 2008, 4:51:00 PM  

Caught on tape, the Nugget's player in question (#5 - Diawara) was heard to say, "Dude, what did you EAT?! That's nastier than Davenporting in a closet!"

Rod Von Humpenkootchen said...
Jan 22, 2008, 5:01:00 PM  

I'm a lot better with the pill than Heath Ledger.

GMoney said...
Jan 22, 2008, 5:42:00 PM  

"I know- I'll pass the ball. They never see that coming."

(BTW- that was horrible gmoney)

Jan 22, 2008, 6:24:00 PM  

Everybody was kung-fu fightining/Those kicks werew fast as lightning...

JamesCraven said...
Jan 22, 2008, 7:07:00 PM  

Look, I can star in the sequel for Kung Fu Hustle..... it couldn't suck as bad as Steel & Kazaam!

bhlightnr said...
Jan 22, 2008, 8:01:00 PM  

YEA!!! I knew a Bill Simmons reference would get me one

anyways:

"Kobe thought the pass was cool until he realized he was jumping like a fairy"

Shrugz said...
Jan 22, 2008, 10:11:00 PM  

Kobe Bryant accepted has just accepted a trade to 'the other team'

edent said...
Jan 22, 2008, 10:16:00 PM  

"Get ready Rony, you're open... to rebound"

Houstros98 said...
Jan 23, 2008, 8:23:00 AM  

Kobe adds another move to his repertoire, elbowing one defender while simultaneously jump-kicking a second

- b said...
Jan 23, 2008, 11:02:00 AM  

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