Create The Caption #148

Friday, January 18, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Peyton then gave himself a priceless pep talk while watching himself on a flat screen TV as he shot a commercial for a new cell phone."- SS Reporters

"Sweet!!! I've been waiting for "Over The Top 2" for YEARS!!!"- Jeff

"Gotta suck down all this creme, bro, before our big roller blade race down the Devil's Backbone!"- Corn (I spoke Spanish in my Dream!)

"Amazingly enough, neither one of them choked"- Anon

"Quit gazing into my eyes, I'm not Kenny Chesney dammit!"- Marty
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Brett Favre preparing for the NFC Championship Game?


Daily Links:

Editor At Golfweek Fired (NY Times)
Jimmy Dykes Wants To Get All Up Your Backside (Brahsome)
Hitler Is A Cowboys Fan (KSK)
The Penguins Are Streaking (PSAMP)
JamesOn Curry Arrested For Public Urination (The Howevah Files)
A Collection Of The Best Beer Commercials (All Balls)
Who Will Be The First To Review "God Save The Fan"? (Ladies...)
A Look Into The Commenters On ESPN.com (Chicago Bull)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:14 PM

61 Comments:

Oh yes Madden, come on baby. You know you love it.

ssreporters said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:35:00 PM  

Damn, that chili did a number on me!

Bruce said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:37:00 PM  

Captain Morgan.

ssreporters said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:39:00 PM  

Peter King calls me Tripod

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

I'm crushing your helmet! I'm crushing your helmet!

/kidsinthehall

MDT said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

Madden and King think my shit don't stink. Let's see if they're right!

J.J. said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

If this is a picture of the Cloverfield Monster, I'm going to be pissed.

John said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

"Dammit, Deanna says this is the only position that I can still get it up in."

Signal to Noise said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

Great...on top of everything, this guy can s--t helmets too

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Roger Goddell: "Brett, this is a family friendly league. Put the Mouse back in the House!"

Look What I can Do said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

Is this how you do that "Soulja Boy" thing?

Jason said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out...

Jason said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

Brett Favre, after taking the pizza delivery guy's ride to the practice field, doing the Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum stance.

Jason said...
Jan 18, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

he is HOT

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

You put your right leg down, your left leg up... tilt your head back and finish the cup! BRASS MONKEY!

Sarge said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Brett forgot to take off his white shorts before showing the team how his dog pees.

Tim said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

OK, Joe and Troy, just to let you guys know ahead of time, the easiest access is through here

mplant said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

"Look at Brett stretching! Ha, ha, ha! You think he's not having fun out there?! You think he's not enjoying the game?? He's stretching! That's half a smile! Boy he's one of the best!" -every NFL announcer since 1998

Jan 18, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Favre cuts the cheese. Always a fan favorite in cheese country.

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

"So then Majerus lifts up his leg like this, and shows me his junk. And yes Arron, its way bigger than yours."

ryan said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Cold, bold, Green Bay Packers Gold!

The fountain of youth is at the bottom of a bottle of Captain Morgan.

Matt said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

"So I walk in and Chmura has the chick bent over the couch and hes hittin it from the back like this."

ryan said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

"So Peter King bent over the bed and I positioned myself behind him with my leg up like this..."

the great bambi said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

I guess at 38, that's the fastest he can "Superman that Ho"

JK said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

I'd better step quietly, that's Donald Driver's head over there, shit, I try to get the ball to him soes he won't get killed...sorry man.

Wasn't me guys, not me!

hollywood wags said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

BTW, so the guy who put the noose on the cover got his ass canned?

Smoov as hell.

Now, he deserved it, Tilllman, not so much, but a little.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

"oiiiiillllll caaaaaaaaan"

chet silicagel said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Brett has a little Captain in him. Do you have a little Captain in you?

Pete said...
Jan 18, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

Everyone has a little captin in them

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 2:22:00 PM  

Get ready Eli, the Crane is unstoppable when done correctly & thanks to Mr Meaggi I'll be ready.

Tattoo Daddyo said...
Jan 18, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

These huge balls of mine force me to walk like this

Matt said...
Jan 18, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

There is nothing Favre won't do to help his team. Including personally fertilizing the field.

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

"Damn I smell like balls. I need to air the boys out."

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 3:00:00 PM  

This photo's been doctored! Few people realize that this is actually from Favre's audition for Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video.
(Take that, 1980's!)

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

"Billie Jean is not my lova........."

bhlightnr said...
Jan 18, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

"I'm the Great Brett Favre. Come on over and toss my salad, Madden."

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

"You put your left leg out and then you shake it all about and that's what it's all about!"

jerry said...
Jan 18, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

"I got a little captain in me, do you have a little captain in you Donald Driver?"

jerry said...
Jan 18, 2008, 3:43:00 PM  

It's a lot easier to pose in these shorts than my Wrangler premium 5 star jeans.

GMoney said...
Jan 18, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

No gloves, Rodgers. Only those warm, clipboard holding dainties you call hands for my pocket rocket.

Jan 18, 2008, 4:01:00 PM  

Do you have a little vicodi…err…captain in you?

Jaytone said...
Jan 18, 2008, 4:49:00 PM  

I'm Brett Favre, and I've got a little bit of Vicodin in me.

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

Thanks to the invisibility potion, Peter King can finally fulfill his fantasy of blowing Brett the 50-yard line at Lambeau.

Andrew said...
Jan 18, 2008, 5:10:00 PM  

God my dance moves suck. I should have paid more attention to Peyton's Priceless Pep Talk.

Nick said...
Jan 18, 2008, 5:12:00 PM  

Favre puts his name in the record book yet again, breaking Dan Marino's record for longest fart set during the 1984 season.

Comic Relief said...
Jan 18, 2008, 5:26:00 PM  

"Papaw was right, that Metamucil is the shit!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 6:15:00 PM  

"Yeehaw, she thinks my tractor's sexy."

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 8:46:00 PM  

"Don't you dare ask about the rugburns on my knees, or I'll kick your ass."

Anonymous said...
Jan 18, 2008, 8:47:00 PM  

If only this Damn Hamstring would pull I could score another 50 Vicodins from the trainer....For tonight.

Meatwad said...
Jan 18, 2008, 8:52:00 PM  

Man, that was worse than a kidney stone, lemme tell ya!

Jan 18, 2008, 9:21:00 PM  

Costumed as a Rackers helmet, Peter King finally exits Favre's ass.

Steve A. said...
Jan 19, 2008, 12:13:00 AM  

Brett farve preparing for his upcoming sumo match

Shrugz said...
Jan 19, 2008, 12:39:00 AM  

After all these years I can shit Green Bay Packers helmets on command.

Anonymous said...
Jan 19, 2008, 1:30:00 AM  

"Hey, King! don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Dave said...
Jan 19, 2008, 2:31:00 AM  

Not content with being a first ballot shoe-in for the football Hall of Fame, Brett Favre demonstrates a gait that he hopes to ride into the Ministry of Silly Walks Hall of Fame.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jan 19, 2008, 6:19:00 PM  

Goddamn chimichangas.

UKMowery said...
Jan 19, 2008, 6:19:00 PM  

Also,

More beans Mr. Taggert?

I think you've had enough Brett.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jan 19, 2008, 6:20:00 PM  

"You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, tou put your left foot in and then you shake it all about....You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!"

JamesCraven said...
Jan 19, 2008, 8:18:00 PM  

"You're gonna spit lightning and crap out Packers helmets!"

JamesCraven said...
Jan 19, 2008, 8:24:00 PM  

*insert Captain Morgan reference here*

JamesCraven said...
Jan 19, 2008, 8:25:00 PM  

Man, I really dropped a turd with that last pass.

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 10:49:00 AM  

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