Create The Caption #142

Monday, January 07, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Thursday's Winners....


"Hey, if the damn shoplifting laws weren't so strict here in Arizona, we'd be in this game!"- Comic Relief

"But we won the ESPN playoff! ESPN is always right!"- JJ

"What the hell are you looking at, Jim Ross???"- G-Money

"What? I had to pull out the old kick-an-onside-kick-after-my-team-has-the-second-half
-momentum-when-we've-cut-the-lead-to-five-points-and-
allow-WVU-to-run-it-up-my-arse play at some point, didn't I? Didn't I?!"- Anon
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Commenters Choice! Either Roger Clemens on 60 Minutes or Eli Manning showing emotion.......


Daily Links:

I'm Matt Damon Roger Clemens! (Naughty American)
Carlos Delgado Should Just Be Quiet (Crashburn Alley)
Everything You Missed From The Army HS All American Game (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Brett Favre Has A Doppelganger (The Sports Hernia)
Favre Also Has A Secret Weapon, The Bowflex (Food Court Lunch)
Your NHL Week In Review (Going Five Hole)
Can Memphis Run The Table? (Vegas Watch)
Reactions To Roger (Sports Kolache)
David Beckham Is Afraid Of His Coach (The Beautiful Game)
Steve Nash's House Is Pretty (AZ Sports Hub)
World of Warcraft Sponsors College Basketball? (Storming The Floor)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:46 PM

34 Comments:

"I'm not here to talk about the past."

That works for both of them!

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Roger: Mike, why are you acting like a man who's constantly had a needle stuck up your ass or something?

Eli: Daddy, can I make the Manning Face at that meanie Ronde Barber?

Sri money said...
Jan 7, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

From the ruins of a once legendary reputation, a new, albeit slightly scrawnier, legend is born in New York.

Scranton said...
Jan 7, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Clemens: "These aren't the droids you're looking for..."

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

correction

Clemens: "These aren't the roids you're looking for..."

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Maybe daddy will stop saying he wasted sperm on me and wished I was a little girl.

Simon said...
Jan 7, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

Clemens: "Damn, is Mike Wallace gassy. Did he have Mexican for lunch, or is that just old age?"

Eli: "Woo hoo! I'm one playoff win away from hosting Mad TV!"

Jan 7, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Clemens: "Maybe if I stare real hard, this guy will die"

Eli: "Playoff win! Bring on Lindsay Lohan!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

Lemme try this again mike...is this a good Manning face?

pickitup said...
Jan 7, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

You're right Mike, thinking about you and Barbara Walters having sex while slathered in mayonaise does make me vomit in my mouth a little bit.

H-town said...
Jan 7, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

Mike: Do you think Eli has a chance of winning in Tampa today? The spread is too juicy to pass up.

Roger: Juicy? What did you just say to me? I've never taken a damn juicy anything in my life.

Mike: Relax. Everything thinks you're guilty anyone. The most this interview will do is be a nice loop for one you finally admit this Pete Rose style in the book titled "Rocket and Arms - The Life of an Abuser."

Jan 7, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

Announcer: You've just won a wild card game, where are you going to go?

Eli: I'm going to a karaoke bar!

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jan 7, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

And now, a priceless pep talk from Eli Manning: Hey there, nepotism a problem in your family? Big brother the model son? Fuck 'em! With guns like these, who needs family?

the great bambi said...
Jan 7, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

I'm Roger Clemens, bitch!

ClemensApologist said...
Jan 7, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Roger Clemens has a sausage burp during his interview on 60 Minutes.

oldskool138 said...
Jan 7, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

Eli Manning does is best work by doing the African Anteater Ritual Dance.

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

correction: "Eli Manning does his best work by doing the African Anteater Ritual Dance." (if you've watched "Can't Buy Me Love", you know this dance)

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

Eli: "I am the King of Kong"

Or (fits for both of them I think) Eli: "I hear Roger Clemens' head is this big"

Papasmirk said...
Jan 7, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

Roger: I swear if they ask about my wife... I'm going Kenny Rogers on the camera.

Josh said...
Jan 7, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

Roger: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have had Taco Bell for lunch."

Eli: "Matt Leinart may be a Manning, but at least I won a playoff game!" (In reference to the Archie Manning/Leinart commercial from a while back.)

Michael said...
Jan 7, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

One is rumored to have taken it in the ass.
The other is rumored....you get the idea.

That Guy said...
Jan 7, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

"Control the surge...control the surge."

"I can haz playoff viktory?"

The Zoner said...
Jan 7, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

Eli - Revenge over Barber is so sweet. What? Tiki doesn't play for Tampa? Who the hell is that then?

Ronde said...
Jan 7, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

Eli: I am unstoppable. I still think "gun show" jokes are hilarious!!!

GMoney said...
Jan 7, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

Ron Burgandy without a moustache. Brick Tamland in a football helmet.

Rattler Radio said...
Jan 7, 2008, 3:55:00 PM  

Eli: Dad's not gonna git the belt out tonight, yay!

Junker23 said...
Jan 7, 2008, 4:24:00 PM  

Works for both: "Why yes, I'm taking it in the butt right now."

Jan 7, 2008, 5:01:00 PM  

See, Mike, if I did steroids, my third eye would be glaring at you too!

keyser soze said...
Jan 7, 2008, 7:07:00 PM  

Roger: After 24 or 25 years your think I would get an inch of respect? Well at least my head got an inch!!! bigger.

Steve said...
Jan 7, 2008, 8:07:00 PM  

Eli: Take that Payton!!!! I mean Tiki!!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2008, 8:10:00 PM  

Roger: I wonder if you can see that third hand growing out of my forehead in High Def

Steve said...
Jan 7, 2008, 8:13:00 PM  

"What does this "C" stand for on my jersey? Duh, 'CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY!!!'"

Anonymous said...
Jan 7, 2008, 8:34:00 PM  

Eli-What's this weird felling going through me?! Oh, it's emotion

mcnabb05 said...
Jan 8, 2008, 10:35:00 AM  

Roger: "Is that Unsilent Majority a fat tub of goo, or what?"

Eli: "Yeah, and he sweats like a pig, too. It's disgusting."

Anonymous said...
Jan 8, 2008, 11:36:00 AM  

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