You're Not Going To Believe This One, A Woman Was Arrested At Grizzlies Game For Flashing The Jumbotron

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Don't worry this video is safe for work, but I'm hoping there's someone out there that can provide the NSFW one. This is a piece from Memphis' FOX Affiliate on a woman named Stephanie Simpson "who may have been under the influence of alcohol" and flashed the Jumbotron (sorry for the low quality, but you'll live).....



Okay.....a couple of talking points.....

1. Could the guy that they're interviewing be more of a perv?
2. "I don't think that's going to ruin any family atmosphere at the game."- Perv
3. "She actually flashed the Jumobtron during a crowd shot. What happened next, happened in a flash."- Hot Reporter (See what she did there?)
4. She's an f'ing Sea Captain?!?!?! What "Seas" are there in Tennessee???
5. "Possibly" under the influence of alcohol???
6. Over 10,000 people at a Grizzlies game??? Poppycock!

The NBA......Where Stripteases Happen.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 10:20 PM

15 Comments:

salisbury just said the jaguars are the third best team in football

which would insinuate they are better than two of indianapolis, dallas, and green bay

you have got to be fucking kidding me

Mike Georger said...
Dec 20, 2007, 11:24:00 PM  

Love how they included the cheerleaders in the broadcast.

twoeightnine said...
Dec 21, 2007, 12:41:00 AM  

She was auditioning for Gate D at a Jets game.

Steve said...
Dec 21, 2007, 2:08:00 AM  

What "Seas" are there in Tennessee???

The Mississippi River is right next to Memphis and maybe, just maybe, boats sail on it.

Anonymous said...
Dec 21, 2007, 2:31:00 AM  

and "maybe, just maybe", she works with a lot of semen..., :p

Anonymous said...
Dec 21, 2007, 7:46:00 AM  

RE: "The Mississippi River is right next to Memphis and maybe, just maybe, boats sail on it."

Ummm, yeah. Last time I checked the Mississippi River is...an f'ing river! There is no Sea anywhere near Tenn.

oldskool138 said...
Dec 21, 2007, 7:50:00 AM  

The news-bimbo didn't say 'sea captain'...She said 'sailing captain'...I know the audio isn't the best, but I listened three times...She's a sailor...

White Hammer said...
Dec 21, 2007, 8:47:00 AM  

if you look at the police report she works here

http://www.bolongobay.com/

what the fuck was she doing in memphis

wishmewell said...
Dec 21, 2007, 10:49:00 AM  

Ahhh, so she IS a Sea Captain! I guess people who live in exotic locations need to go one vacations to places like Tenn. for a change of scenery.

oldskool138 said...
Dec 21, 2007, 11:09:00 AM  

Sean Salisbury is a undoubtedly a tool beyond all tools, but he did say "Jaguars are the 3rd best team in the AFC".


Clean out your ears and proofread while you're at it, bonehead.

poisonporkchop said...
Dec 21, 2007, 12:13:00 PM  

he was asked where they rank in the afc and he said third best then said he believes they are even the third best in the whole league

Mike Georger said...
Dec 21, 2007, 12:16:00 PM  

your mom gives good head

Anonymous said...
Dec 21, 2007, 2:56:00 PM  

who hasn't been drunk and said "i'm a sea captain...and what do you?" (if you haven't, try it. you will not go home alone.)

cha cha cha said...
Dec 21, 2007, 6:12:00 PM  

In relation to the cheerleaders, check out the one on screen at about to 1:10 mark. She looks like she either just had a quicky and couldn't get dressed fast enough or she's about to flash everyone.

Chase said...
Dec 21, 2007, 7:41:00 PM  

Let me get this straight: she flashed her boobs and she got taken to
jail?

Really?
There is no other crime in Memphis?

Its nice to know that Iran isnt the only country that hates breasts.

Anonymous said...
Dec 22, 2007, 6:42:00 PM  

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