Your Post Season Pammy Standings

Monday, December 24, 2007


We've only got six entries so far but that will change later in the week. Thanks a ton to the people that keep sending these in. Paul Maguire has the early line on the Post Season title, but I'm sure our regular season winner Mr. Danielson will have something to say about it before we're done.

6. "The tiger is fast, but the owl sees at night."- Mark Jones

5. "Show me those legs again...I want to see those calves." - Mark Jones on FAU running back Charles Pierre (Via Asher)

4. "The defender reached around and pulled on Young."- Dave Sims (Via Rick James Bible Owner)

3. "Tomorrow, the Boise State Broncos play the East Carolina Parrots....Parrots? I meant Pirates."- Brad Nessler (Via Rick James Bible Owner)

2. "You know the game find Waldo?"- Rod Gilmore (Via Ryan)

1. "The BYU players, with their Mormon faith -- reminds me of one joke I heard: they bring a Bible with the Ten Commandments and a 10 dollar bill, and they don't break either one." - Paul Maguire (Via S2N)

Religous jokes always go over really well when you tell them on-air. Keep them coming folks. We'll have a winner soon enough.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 10:34 AM

3 Comments:

I think it was Nessler who did the BYU game and at the end he said something to the effect of:

"They left their guts out on the field...literally."

Gross.

GMoney said...
Dec 24, 2007, 11:07:00 AM  

The McGuire quote was actually him quoting long time BYU coach Lavell Edwards. I thought it was kind of funny.

Anonymous said...
Dec 24, 2007, 2:00:00 PM  

Give the PC crap a rest - the poster is correct - Maguire's was quoting former BYU Coach LaVell Edwards and this is a common joke among BYU fans and foes. There are plenty of truely stupid things coming out of announcer's mouth so don't trump up some false religous intolerence angle. Merry Christmas.

Anonymous said...
Dec 25, 2007, 1:09:00 PM  

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