Who Cares If The Eagles Are Beating The Cowboys? Let's Talk About Jessica Simpson!

Monday, December 17, 2007

The two people I'm sick of hearing about have decided to procreate, and hey....good for them. I can avoid TMZ enough to not hear about the two and live Jessomo free. Well I had been until that hussy started showing up at Football games and becoming the only thing Joe Buck could talk about for 3 hours.....



Ugh. I wonder how long it took that guy to explain to Jessica that she was on TV.

"You're on TV."- Guy
"Yes I had a show on television before."- Jessica Simpson
"No...you're on TV now....look."- Guy
"I like bunnies."- Jessica Simpson

20 Comments:

I rarely will give Joe Buck credit, but at least he did have a comment in the 4th along the lines of "We'll now that this has turned into Access Hollywood"... with a tone that was seemingly taking a shot at the producer or whoever kept putting her on TV.

Matthew said...
Dec 17, 2007, 12:26:00 AM  

This is why I have given up on the NFL. Hey NFL, are you listening???????????????? I know I can't be the only one.

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 12:38:00 AM  

This is why I'm glad that the Cowboys are on the NFL Network this week. They can do all the shit they want. Half the country can't watch.

J.J. said...
Dec 17, 2007, 12:41:00 AM  

Guy is actually her father. So he probably was talking about her tits.

twoeightnine said...
Dec 17, 2007, 12:43:00 AM  

"Hey get a load of my daughters double d's." -Joe Simpson

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 2:51:00 AM  

When people talk about being "no nonsense" they were referring to shit like this as being "nonsense".

I don't think I can imagine Joe' Dad pulling this kind of nonsense.

Really, who gives a shit about what happens on the field, there is much more interesting stuff going on elsewhere in the stadium.

hollywood wags said...
Dec 17, 2007, 7:05:00 AM  

Awww, a pink number nine jersey. That's really cute.

I'm going to go throw up.

NHZ said...
Dec 17, 2007, 8:29:00 AM  

That was her pimp, otherwise known as her father.

I was thinking at one point the two of them would start making out. I'm sure it's not the first time they've done something like that.

alan said...
Dec 17, 2007, 9:19:00 AM  

http://www.hometownannapolis.com/cgi-bin/read/2007/12_13-45/SPO

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 9:33:00 AM  

Nice article in the paper AA, congrats.

Thomas said...
Dec 17, 2007, 9:43:00 AM  

Nice article in the paper AA, congrats.

Thomas said...
Dec 17, 2007, 9:43:00 AM  

Pretty cool that a newpaper took notice of the work AA is doing, however, not to be a "downer" but did you see the comment to the article? Ouch


wasting complany time?
I checked out his site and while it is entertaining I am shocked that The Capital newspaper would endorse someone that, to be quite frank, wastes company time promoting personal interests. Is this something that The Capital thinks is a good thing, taking advantage of company resources for personal gain?
Josh Brown - annapolis, MD

steve said...
Dec 17, 2007, 9:51:00 AM  

You pretty much have to talk about her for three hours when Fox dedicates their own camera to her.

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 10:03:00 AM  

Right. Just be totally rational about and duct tape someone's mouth shut before you have intercourse with her. Hey! Great idea!

Actually, if someone would shut up Joe Buck, I'd find his god damnable mouth being shut preferable to getting with Jessica Simpson any day.

NHZ said...
Dec 17, 2007, 10:14:00 AM  

Nah I missed that comment Steve. Not everyone is going to understand how I do both jobs and do them both well. Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

Dec 17, 2007, 10:52:00 AM  

Joe Buck auditioning for his own show on E!...that was pathetic.

GMoney said...
Dec 17, 2007, 11:02:00 AM  

That "guy" is her creepy father. I'm wondering where his other hand was.

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 12:03:00 PM  

twoeightnine, I was all ready to come on here and say 'that guy is actually her dad, and probably what he said was 'stick your tits out'' and here you came and completely stole the exact same joke. I think that verifies that her dad is a creepy dude.

Dec 17, 2007, 12:24:00 PM  

she's a HAS-been and is trying to hang on to the limelight any way she can, even taking carrie underwood rejects.
bet she doesn't even put out for romo, who's gay anyway.

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 12:32:00 PM  

The first thing she does when she finally realizes that she's on camera is to thrust out her chest.

God bless America!

Anonymous said...
Dec 17, 2007, 12:36:00 PM  

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