Two (Count Them) Two Posts On Jessica Simpson In One!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007


I take great pride in trying to provide you the readers with information you probably haven't seen anywhere else. I also take pride in not beating something into the ground (Sean Taylor's passing excluded), so it's with great displeasure I bring you these two bits of info on Jessica Simpson. Just kidding, they're hilarious...that's why I'm posting them.

First up (From TBL via The Dallas Morning News), Terrell Owens hates her.....

"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," T.O. said. "I think with everything that has happened, and obviously the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel like she's probably taking his focus away.

"Other than that, she was at the top of my list until last week. I've got a message for her when we make the playoffs," T.O. said. "Just stay tuned."
Second, Jessica can't count (Via The Chicago Sun Times)....
According to a good Big D source, Romo has been told to put his romantic life on the back burner at this critical juncture near the end of the regular NFL season. I also understand that at least one team official has suggested to Simpson that it would be in Tony's best interest,'' if the couple cooled it for a few weeks.

Simpson, however, is laughing it all off, claiming she is just as anxious as other Cowboys fans to see her guy lead the team to the 50th Super Bowl championship.
Ah....now that was fun wasn't it? Let's never mention that hussy's name in these parts again okay? Okay!

8 Comments:

Her presence at Texas Stadium didn't seem to bother him when he was hanging 34 on the Jets and 37 on the Packers.

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 4:49:00 PM  

hussy? A little male chauvinist, you stay classy AA.

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 4:52:00 PM  

In the same vein as the Oliver post...

We need more condid shots of her culo and legs...she's got some nice legs and a good ass.

E Buzz said...
Dec 19, 2007, 5:04:00 PM  

I hate anonymous posters so much. If you hate hearing "hussy", you'll really hate cunt.

Jessica Simpson is about as popular as Joe Buck.

GMoney said...
Dec 19, 2007, 5:13:00 PM  

I'd be totally offended (maybe) hearing the word "hussy" is it weren't for the fact that Jessica Simpson is practically the definition of one...

Bodjo said...
Dec 19, 2007, 6:08:00 PM  

I wonder how many minutes will be devoted to this story next week on Countdown.

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 6:58:00 PM  

like "gmoney" is some great "post name"

Anonymous said...
Dec 19, 2007, 7:39:00 PM  

Overheard on sports talk radio in Philly...next year Paris Hilton is expected to be in the skybox when the Eagles visit Dallas...which is just fine for the Birds as they now have defeated Carrie Underwood and Jess in back to back seasons.

Sportsattitude said...
Dec 20, 2007, 10:17:00 AM  

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