Mercury Morris Seems Like A Fun Guy

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Chris Berman sat down with Bob Griese and Mercury Morris of the 1972 Dolphins last night during Countdown and in case you missed it Morris was a show.



"Every husband needs a wife."- Mercury Morris

How do you like that Pats fans? I actually take it all back. I hope the Pats go undefeated and shut this asshat up.

10 Comments:

i hate him/the 72 dolphins to much

so so so so much

im a browns fan and i want the pats to win every game by 1000

husband needs a wife...go die

Matt said...
Dec 4, 2007, 11:18:00 AM  

That bit from Sportcenter was nothing; I heard a phone interview on First & Ten with this jerkwad and he said if the Patriots go undefeated they will be considered "Undefeated Jr".
And who the hell calls themselves, "Mercury"??

Anonymous said...
Dec 4, 2007, 11:21:00 AM  

If Merc could count he'd see if the Pats go unbeaten they'll have more wins. So who's the bitch then?

Steve said...
Dec 4, 2007, 11:25:00 AM  

I hope someone bludgeons Morris to death with a champagne bottled signed by Randy Moss and company after they go undefeated.

Dec 4, 2007, 12:04:00 PM  

Why are we even listening to what Ned the Wino from 'Good Times' has to say? He makes me wanna puke.

Rick James Bible Owner said...
Dec 4, 2007, 12:49:00 PM  

Does hair implant aficianado Morris not realize that this analogy does not work? I think we all know how Bill Belichick feels about monogamy and the sanctity of marriage.

GMoney said...
Dec 4, 2007, 4:02:00 PM  

Merc probably learned about all that "Husband/wife" thing when he was doing time for coke smuggling.

Ref said...
Dec 4, 2007, 6:37:00 PM  

19-0 > 17-0

Anonymous said...
Dec 5, 2007, 12:15:00 AM  

Mercury Morris is such a "footbag" (Cheap Seats reference). I hope the Pats go undefeated and win it all. That way, while the rest of the 72 Dolphins take it in stride, Mercury will be the one that looks like a complete idiot.

Anonymous said...
Dec 8, 2007, 6:26:00 PM  

The Patriots cheated and were caught. This is how they won and they should be stripped of all their Super bowl wins.

johnny said...
Dec 10, 2007, 4:05:00 PM  

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