Create The Caption #139

Friday, December 28, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Thank you, thank you, to all the the fans, the players, and staff for such a warm welcome. I am incredibly excited to pitch the first three games of the year here in San Diego....I am also honored to be having my next arm surgery right here, in this great city...."- Nick

"Signed the contract with this hand. Can't hear it? Would you like me to turn it up for you?"- Scranton

"Mark Prior: proving that overrated USC athletes in the pros aren't just limited to their football team."- Anon

"So I get to coach the Chargers if Norv doesn't win a playoff game? Great!"- Michael

"Young Henry Rowengartner shows what caused the doctor to say funky buttlovin after his latest procedure"- Dr. C
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of College Football's new favorite stepson? (Via Deadspin)


Daily Links:

Hey, Someone Found Chris Jessey's My Space Page (The Sporting Orange)
Defending Who You Like (Football For Breakfast)
It's Me Versus MDS For The Ballhype Invitational! (Ballhype)
Uh Oh, Darren McFadden Might Be In Some Hot Water (Hawg Sports)
Getting To Know Jim Sorgi (The Money Shot)
Oh You Silly Trash Talker Phillip Rivers (Rumors and Rants)
More On The Backups That Control The AFC's Final Playoff Spot (First and Ten Inches)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:02 PM

26 Comments:

First touching the football, now beastiality?

Mookie said...
Dec 28, 2007, 1:32:00 PM  

He's giving it to the underdog.

Jim said...
Dec 28, 2007, 1:38:00 PM  

don't mess with Texas????

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 1:39:00 PM  

Neil Patrick Harris is trippin' balls again - wait, that's not NPH?

WhoDey said...
Dec 28, 2007, 1:49:00 PM  

There is no indisputable evidence that his wang is touching the stuffed dog. The play stands as called. Carry on, you sick, twisted freak.

rhino ear said...
Dec 28, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

This morning, in a Virginia prison, Michael Vick is noticing that the Texans don't have a quarterback.

MDT said...
Dec 28, 2007, 1:59:00 PM  

TCU Baseball: Doing it Froggy Style since 1921

Dr. C said...
Dec 28, 2007, 1:59:00 PM  

Chris Jessee's version of the rape stand.

Signal to Noise said...
Dec 28, 2007, 2:01:00 PM  

As he tried to dispel the notion that Southerners are all inbred bumpkins, Billy Sol rode an inanimate toy horse and screamed as if he was at the Talledega 500.

hollywood wags said...
Dec 28, 2007, 2:56:00 PM  

Hub cap came off! I'll get it!

Scranton said...
Dec 28, 2007, 3:13:00 PM  

In case you were only 99.9 percent sure Chris Jessey is actually mentally disabled, this photo should dispel any doubts about that last 0.1 percent.

Nick said...
Dec 28, 2007, 3:23:00 PM  

Mack Brown, this is EXACTLY why you beat your red-headed stepchild.

GMoney said...
Dec 28, 2007, 3:33:00 PM  

Chris slips off the deep end after perusing the blogs and realizing he would have to leave the country to live this down.

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 3:58:00 PM  

Chris waits for the "short bus" to pick him up for school.

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 3:59:00 PM  

Apparently Chris Jessey is also a native of Ocelot, Iowa - boyhood home of Roy Munson. Be careful on that doggy Chris, or you might tear your sack.

Noce said...
Dec 28, 2007, 3:59:00 PM  

As the 'shrooms kick in, Jessey attempts to ride off into the sunset.

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 4:13:00 PM  

My son is NOT retarded! He's SPECIAL!!

Chris's Mom said...
Dec 28, 2007, 4:15:00 PM  

Yeah, maybe licking that toad was not such a great idea.

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 4:15:00 PM  

"I know this might sound stupid because I'm high AND drunk AND possibly mentally retarded . . . but follow me here. What if instead of a white motorcycle . . . Evel Knievel rode a dog shaped motorcycle? That would be AWESOME!!!"

Dec 28, 2007, 4:40:00 PM  

"I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha."

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 4:57:00 PM  

Doogie Howser Gone Wild.

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 5:03:00 PM  

"What happened to all the tits and ass on SportsbyBrooks? AAAHHHHHHHHH. They're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me AWAY!"

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 7:06:00 PM  

"I'm new to yoga, but I think this is the 'downward dog.'"

Anonymous said...
Dec 28, 2007, 9:19:00 PM  

That doesn't seem like a very Christian thing to do.

twoeightnine said...
Dec 29, 2007, 11:11:00 AM  

i'm a horny frog

Ryan said...
Dec 29, 2007, 5:24:00 PM  

I never new Doogie Howser had a retarded brother

Anonymous said...
Dec 30, 2007, 5:31:00 PM  

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